EP4-1 FULL：PK mạnh mẽ giữa Maodou và Hulan không quá thú vị | STAND-UP COMEDY

EP4-1 FULL：PK mạnh mẽ giữa Maodou và Hulan không quá thú vị | STAND-UP COMEDY

Viewers of our show might think what kind of place Hengdian is. Does it rain nonstop? So how do they film dramas here? Hengdian is a place to make money. It really is nonstop water. Water brings wealth. You play. This one. This is specially prepared for you. Isn’t this too easy? Do you remember at the end of the last episode what we got? A photo. Brings back childhood memories. Did you play this when you were a kid? Yes, in the park. In the market park. Right. You play. There’s a surprise if you play. After playing, there’s a clue from our friend today. Give it a try. This single-shot one works, bro. Then yours is really a sniper rifle. Isn’t the single-shot one too easy? Some of them have notes inside. Take a look quickly. See how the first shot goes. It will fall down. Is there anything inside? Here, we have a clue. Let me take a look. This is a clue from the friends who came today. The young couple from “Six Sisters”. “Six Sisters” is a show that aired last year. The ones who played a married couple in it. Try to deduce it. Young boys and girls. Two young people. Young people. Two young people. The young couple is just two people. A young boy and girl who played a married couple. I know you can’t think of any names. Alright. It’s really hard for Yin Zheng to guess this. Then let’s just wait quietly. For the young couple to arrive. Came to the city for work. Come on. Are there two people and two cars? The two of us will definitely be in one car. We’re carrying all these bags. We look like two people here on business. Not like two people going home. And then bringing New Year’s goods home for the family. I’ve actually done this before. Brought back from the city. And especially the way we’re dressed, it’s just like Okay. It’s this kind of earthy color. Let’s just treat it as, you know, On Little New Year, Li Wen goes home. Goes home. When I watched before, I thought a lot of things looked delicious. I wanted to come and experience it. To see just how tasty it really is. It mainly depends on who makes it, right? I heard that Teacher Yin Zheng when it comes to food is quite knowledgeable. Yes, very knowledgeable. Where should I go to wait for them? But it’s raining everywhere. Today’s theme is “era.” Then let’s use a code word. Let me think. An old code word. Imperial Jade Liquor. Can’t do it anymore. Getting older now. Can’t carry it anymore, right? Even walking a short distance makes me out of breath. Tired, huh? Can’t deny getting old. Looks like they’re here. Who goes there? Dige. Did you bring a gun? Yes. It’s me. Dige, did you bring a gun? I’m your… loyal fan. You have to say our password to enter. What password? What password do they mean? What’s the next line after “a refreshing sip”? This one? Refreshing. What’s the next line after “a refreshing sip”? I forgot just now. Barbecue can also be an event. The script is this detailed? Come in. Come. Brother Zheng. Hello, Brother Yin Zheng. Hello. Welcome to our “little couple.” Quotation marks. Let’s go. You know, we really look like… Really. Your outfits… It feels like we’re going home to meet the parents. Yeah, because Mengjie is actually from Jinhua. Yes, I’m from Jinhua. Is your home close to here? Very close. I drove here in forty minutes. There’s a little cat here. This cat is called Lele. This cat eats so much, it’s chubby. That’s Guo Zifan, and that’s Xu Mengjie. I’ve got fish oil on my hands. It’s okay. Sorry. Sorry. Yin Zheng is already busy. He’s going to cook for you. Really. This is for you. Jinhua ham. Because I’m actually from Jinhua. So I thought I’d bring one. Put it in the fridge first. This one doesn’t need to go in the fridge. It’s vacuum-packed. Yeah. But this one needs to be refrigerated. I brought this from home. Let’s see what it is. It’s because my family has a… skewer shop, right? Yeah. Your family runs a skewer shop. Skewers. Yeah, her family actually owns a skewer shop. And at our place, the sauces we’ve eaten since we were kids are all our own recipes. My mom makes them. So I thought I’d bring some over today. There are spicy and non-spicy ones. So today’s barbecue will just be like this. Yeah. Barbecue. I also have barbecue sauce here. I brought it. He has barbecue sauce, right. I’m from Qingdao. And then… I have barbecue sauce here. And also some barbecue seasoning and such. I also brought some specialties from Qingdao. Yes. Calcium milk biscuits. Yes. Xiaoming also likes to give these as gifts. And this is garlic leaves. Can I smell it? Sure. Sauce. A type of sauce. It’s garlic. I got goosebumps. Yes, it’s eaten together with barbecue. And there’s also this starchy sausage. Starchy sausage is good. These are all childhood memories. It fits perfectly with today’s theme. What’s the most important thing? Because besides some things from home, and local specialties, isn’t there a mystery box? Yes, we have a mystery box. The mystery box is… Okay, I’ll open it. The mystery box is our theme for today. Let’s see what’s inside. There’s Chinese chives. Garlic. Green onions. Edamame. And this is called hydroponic cat grass. Cat grass. The kind that cats eat? I think so. These ingredients For example, Chinese chives can become chive flowers Right And the front part of hydroponic cat grass seems to be wheat seeds They can change in so many ways Garlic has garlic sprouts Yes, garlic sprouts Garlic scapes When it’s young, it can be used for that kind like garlic sprouts And when it grows up, it becomes the bigger kind Okay Today we’ll be combining them Please have a seat Okay Welcome to our friends’ kitchen Welcome Today’s theme is related to time Because your “Six Sisters” is a period drama How many years does it span? From 1960, 1970 to 1980, 1990, and 2000 It covers different eras Yes That’s right So today we have a time-travel barbecue session We’re going to start from our childhood and have some fun We’ve also prepared a lot of childhood memories today Yes You can create something on my and Yin Zheng’s faces do some creative work Really? Are you serious? Really This one is good. These are all from when we were kids. This one. This one was really over the top when we were kids. But this one is really from after the 1980s. And there’s also this pen. You can’t draw on your face with this pen. When we were kids, we could draw watches on our hands with it. Do you remember? I remember. Right, come on. You guys go ahead and create. We’ll just stay here. You two can do whatever you want. Is there a limit on the number? There’s no limit. You can take this. Cover our faces with it. Do your best to make it happen. I’m going to take a nap. Surprise me when I wake up. Recently, I saw that… Song Yanfei had makeup like this. Really? I’ll do one for you. Okay. Come on. Let’s do something fashionable. Then I’ll put it on Zheng. Then I’ll sit here. First, the red dot in the center of the forehead. It has to be there. Then a heart on each side. Just like Song Yanfei. The same style. Song Yanfei again. Song Yanfei. She and I have quite a connection. What? The self-heating hotpot incident. Yeah. Did you say that on purpose? No. No. She was wronged in that. Nothing could be done. Yeah. So I shouldn’t do this? Go ahead. No grudges, come on. Let’s clear up the misunderstanding from this moment. Okay. Let’s not bring this up again. We’re done. When are you starting? We’re starting right away. Because we suddenly started talking about something else. What’s up, bro? Is there some inside joke? Aren’t you going to— Do a bit more. Draw a watch on him. A watch? Not bad. Because he often checks the time while cooking. Draw one. Make me look good. I’ll be wearing makeup all day today. It looks good. That’s really shiny. It’s not crooked anymore. It’s a bit more even now. It’s fine. Come here. Let me do it for you. Where should I come? Right away. I’ll take care of these. Don’t move yet. Here. Let’s paint your nails black. Okay. You do it. Aren’t you going to put that necklace on me? Now you’re making requests yourself. Looks like Dige likes it. Is this your usual makeup style? I like doing makeup at home. Fasten it a bit tighter. Yes. Tighten it, really tighten it. Put an earring here. You want earrings too? Do it like this, like that. It shapes the face. How are we supposed to cook now? We can’t cook anymore. Let’s not cook. How can I cook with these nails? Later, you’ll have a chance to break one open. A time capsule. But before the capsule starts, there will be a performance by a dancer. That’s me. It’s very ceremonial. Red. Okay. Congratulations. You can open our time capsule. Spin and leap. I spin and leap with my eyes closed. You can do it too. The noise and bustle are invisible. No one sees the dancer’s joy or sorrow. Alright, come on. It even comes with this. Which one should we open? You pick one. You all choose one. Look, this is from 2015 to now. Then let’s pick the oldest one. The one furthest from us, right? 1985 to 1995. Still wondering where I really am. Relay. Changed appearance, now a Chinese girl. Starting to want to dress up carefully. Back to the stage. Back to the stage. A flourish with the spear and a backflip. The gaze follows the movement. The horse stance is steady. Performing with a spear Stage play Hurry up Take it out quickly Otherwise, I’ll go inside What is this? Is this their gift? Kaleidoscope Food coupons Is it a comic book? Farewell My Concubine Because this is from 1985 to 1995 That period Farewell My Concubine was released in 1993 Journey to the West in 1986 Yin Zheng A childhood photo of Zheng You look like Faye Wong here You really do look a bit like Faye Wong When I was little, people always thought I was a girl We’ve found Dige’s childhood photos. This one. You have siblings? Oh, right. This is my younger sister. This is my sister. This is me. This is my sister. This one. Dad looks so handsome. This is Dad. My dad’s hair used to be pretty good. Now, from the front, he looks like someone from the Qing dynasty. It’s all gone. Who found it? Come on. Try to find me in one second. One second. He’s here. He really stands out from the crowd. No. It’s more like a chicken among cranes. A chicken among cranes. Didn’t find it? Take a look first. Try to find which one is me. I know which one is Dige now. Which one? This one. The one in the middle. Is it this one? Yes. Really? That’s right. Has anything changed? No. Really? Take a look at me now. Just a glance. No change? I think I’ve “changed” a lot. This one. Was this book always this small? I remember it being big. Yeah. Hurry. Let me think back. No, that’s not right. This book wasn’t that small. I remember it being really big. Because our hands were small back then. But this one is really nice. This is the one where you “scolded people.” Good morning, class. Please sit down. My name is Okay. In that instant, the “dead” memories came back. I remember that if you’re late, you have to stand at the door. May I come in? I’m very sorry for being late. Okay, Teacher Wu. Thank you. Really. Excuse me. I want to go to the restroom. Still acting. Come back. I think I’ve “gone crazy.” I’m really into the role. Already “crazy” early in the morning. Just reading this book gives me goosebumps. Seriously. It’s all memories. This. This smells so good. Let’s have a conversation. I’m that Lucy. So what do we need to do? You all. You listen to us. Unit 3: Mid-Autumn Festival. Hello, Lucy. Are you free tomorrow night? Yes. What festival is tomorrow? Tomorrow. It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival. What’s that? We can call it the Mid-Autumn Festival. On that day, we eat mooncakes. I also want you to meet my parents. Okay, thank you. She invited foreigners to come. To eat mooncakes. Memories that are truly “gone” are attacking me. A little. It feels both familiar and unfamiliar. Alright. Satisfied and comfortable now. Our warm-up. Warm-up. The warm-up is over. Then let’s get ready to start. Shall we get busy in the kitchen? Come on, cheers! Let’s go. Let’s start the barbecue. Set off. Let’s go! Let’s go cook. Let’s go cook. Let’s go make food. Let’s go. This Jinhua ham We’re going to use it for lunch today, right? Yeah, let’s make a soup with winter melon and edamame. Sounds good, that’s great. Bro, can you help me close that door? Sure. Thanks. Help him hold it. Hold it for him. Coming. Thank you. So what are we doing now? I’ll show you around. Our friend’s kitchen. How about it? Okay. This is our little courtyard. When the weather’s nice, we eat here. Let’s go upstairs and take a look. This is the rooftop. It looks like the one in “My Own Swordsman.” I still watch “My Own Swordsman” now. That’s my favorite. It’s also great here at night. The mountains are really beautiful today. Today, Dad is going to carve up a whole big ham. The ham smells so good. Look at Yin Zheng. He looks so innocent. Those three are busy over there. He looks like Nezha. I think Brother Yin Zheng is really good at cooking. Not bad. Did you know how to cook since you were a kid? No. I only started in the past few years. I realized that cooking can make me forget about everything else. It’s very… It’s very focusing and really relieves stress. This leg smells amazing. Should I go get my stuff? It’s fine, we’ll grill over there. Do you need any help over here? No need, you guys just go grill the meat. The best help is not making things harder for him. Right. No. I’m just helping him say what’s on his mind. But if you don’t have anything to do, he’d be happy if you peeled some garlic for him. No need. No garlic today. No need. No garlic today. See, now you’ve made it harder for him. This leg smells so good. We need to take the stove over, right? Let’s just grab some plates. Grab a few plates. I’ll just pour some oil. Oil. How about this? Like this. Yes, like this. This works. I’ll take it. I’m not even excited. Let’s take it over there first. I should have taken that big umbrella. I can be a porter. It feels like I can’t do skilled work. Just do some manual labor. Yeah. We can all use Mengjie’s family’s sauce. Grab an apron. Otherwise, it’s easy to get it on ourselves. Then we can start grilling. Starch sausage. This is great. Look at this sausage, it’s all Sausage. This sausage is really delicious. Cured sausage. It’s not cured sausage. It’s called sausage. Sausage. Cured sausage and sausage are different. Cured sausage is a bit saltier. This sausage is kind of fatty and also a bit sweet. But it’s not very salty. You can just grill this sausage directly. Yeah. But you can put it a bit to the side. Because my mom said this cooks really fast. So the outside might burn easily. While the inside isn’t cooked yet. Mengjie, do you want some? Which sauce from your family do you recommend? Sauce? Actually, our sauce After you grill it, take it out and dip it, right? Yeah, just dip and eat. Okay. Look, the sausages are already starting to cook. They’re showing signs of being done. My mom says these cook really fast. This stuff grills pretty quickly. It gets done fast. See, the sausages are almost ready. Yin Zheng is just over there by himself. Yeah, it’s fine. I’m used to it. I think the sausage is about ready. Is the sausage ready to eat now? Just eat it directly. Eat it directly, but it’s really hot. You can dip it in some of that sauce. The spicy one. This sauce. Yeah. Just eat it with the sauce. Okay. You can actually use that too. Just a little bit. You have to take a bite of sauce and a bite of meat. Then a bite of garlic. This. Yeah, garlic sprouts. Come on, try it! Hurry, try it! It’s so delicious. So satisfying. How did you make these garlic sprouts? You know how garlic sprouts have those long leaves? Then chop them up. Keep chopping. Then add vinegar. Or add water, hot water. Then keep chopping it. Chop it into a paste. This is really tasty. Yeah. Every time I chop it, I keep crying. Zifan, you should try this too. Why aren’t you eating this? Are you afraid of the smell? I really want to eat it. You have to eat it. Dip it. Dip it again. You’re supposed to eat this leaf. It’s not a dipping sauce. Not a dipping sauce. It’s a dish. It’s not a dish. It’s just like… That’s it. That’s a bit much. Hurry up. Okay. It’s fine if you just take a bite or two. It’s not that smelly. So, did you try it? Your mouth really stinks after eating this. It’s fine, we’re all friends here. Is the starch sausage ready? I’ll take one to eat first. It’s already broken anyway. The starch sausage can go with this too. Put some chili powder on the starch sausage. It should taste good. I’ve decided to bring one to Yin Zheng. This starch sausage. How about brushing it with your family’s sauce for him? Sure. This will definitely be great. Amazing. Sprinkle some of this on top for him too. Alright, I’m off to deliver the sausage. The aroma is coming out. Here it comes. This is good, bro. Absolutely fragrant. Try it and see. Isn’t it great? I’ll get you another sausage from their place. Sure. Yin Zheng Bro Ready for takeoff. Delicious. Taking off again. Absolutely fragrant. Try it and see. I’ve already brushed the sauce on for you. This is their sausage. And with a bit of garlic, it’s amazing. This is a bit too tasty. It’s really good. Time to do something big. There’s something special. Mainly, her sauce today is great. Their family actually runs a fried skewer shop. No, this one— These garlic leaves are amazing. They make it specially. The kind with added vinegar and stuff. Feels like you could make this at home. So satisfying. You two should also try this starch sausage. I want to. Just follow the steps I just showed. It shouldn’t be too spicy. Do you want to try it? Sure. Here you go. Thank you. This one isn’t spicy. Thank you. Does it feel good? It’s delicious. Does it feel good? This is a little spicy for me. Really? A little bit spicy. Just bear with it. Even if you can’t, you have to. You just have to endure it. It’s actually okay. His eyes are watering. Just now, tears. He said it’s okay. It’s okay. It’s really okay. It is a bit spicy. It gets a bit spicy towards the end, right? Which one is spicy? This one. This sauce, right? Your sauce is a bit spicy, right? Just a little. And this is the chili sauce you brought yourself. Di, you put on too much. Then this one might be spicy too. I think so. Look, it’s a thick layer of sauce. I can eat it. I’m from Sichuan. It’s fine, not spicy. It’s not that kind of spiciness. Real spiciness is the kind you can’t escape. It’s that kind of oil. That kind of oil. It smells great. This is so delicious. It’s so juicy. It’s incredibly tasty and smells amazing. So delicious. This is the regional difference. The more I eat, the spicier it gets. Is it really this tasty? This is a bit overwhelming. Is it really this fresh? It surprised me. This is amazing. This is really great. The ham soup is here. Put it here. I took a sip, it’s so fresh. Really, what? That ham is excellent. It looks so tasty and fresh. This is really very… Let’s share it. Yours is hot. Here you go, bro. Do you have space over there? Yes. Let’s dig in. Delicious and fresh. Fresh. Tasty. You make this so meticulously. You spilled it all over the floor. You blew out half a spoonful. If your bowl is a bit hot, how do you blow on it? I really want to see. My mom used to scold me for this. Come on, let me see how you blow on your soup. Impressive. Is there even a way to blow on this? How does Di-ge blow on it? How does Di-ge do it? I do it like this. I’m like a duck. That’s too forceful. I can drink without my mouth touching the spoon. Then I just suck up the soup. You sucked it up? Let me see. Drinking soup without touching the spoon with your mouth. “Bai Gu Jing” That’s how “Bai Gu Jing” drinks human blood. No, that’s not it. Let me see. Impossible. You touched it. Didn’t touch it. Didn’t touch it. Really didn’t touch it. Did you practice this? I practiced because of wearing lipstick. Your suction is really strong. Let me see. Right, you have to put the soup on the very edge of the spoon. Then start. Tilt it first. Yeah. You got it. I used to drink soup like this when I was little. My mom used to hit me for it all the time. Help! This barbecue smells amazing. I couldn’t help but eat several more skewers just now. How about this, everyone? Let’s have a toast with Coca-Cola to satisfy our cravings. Sound good? Come on. Otherwise, I’ll finish everything before we even start. Come on. A refreshing sip. The barbecue is set. A perfect match. So good. Our next activity is called the Childhood Commercial Remake Contest. Okay. When you watched TV as a kid, do you remember those commercials well? Mom washing her feet. Click wherever you don’t understand. I’m from an even earlier time. Have you heard of “Yanwu”? Yanwu. A song brings a wave of emotion. I haven’t heard of it. Later, right here, in front of the green screen, we’ll recreate a commercial. We need to change the words a bit. Make it related to Friends’ Kitchen. We’ll vote internally at the end. You can’t vote for yourself. The winner will have a chance to get a time capsule surprise. Quick, search for an easy one on your phone. Do you remember the seaweed one? Yeah. I’ll just do “Yanwu.” I’ll go first, then. Isn’t it a bit inappropriate to use a gun for this? Everyone, let’s go to the kitchen together Qiang Xiaodi Friends’ Kitchen Laughter and joy without gaining weight Friend Kitchen Laughter and joy without gaining weight Okay Next Yin Zheng has worked up a sweat Wipe off the sweat Can I play three roles by myself? You totally can Yes I can, right? Here, I’ll go first Mine is very abstract I’ll play the driver first The awkward things at the beginning Will definitely be made up for later Sorry, I’m too hungry So hungry Switch person Make it harder later Switch again You’ll need to find the original video And show it to them Otherwise, they’ll be totally confused Come to Friends Kitchen Alright, we’re done filming. The performance is over, three people. Three people. Actually, it’s like this. The original version is about a taxi driver. He asks where he’s going. No, he’s driving. Then suddenly his athlete’s foot flares up. It itches. So he feels itchy. He accidentally steps on the brake. There’s a couple sitting in the back. Then the woman screams. She hugs the man. Then the driver turns around and says to them, Sorry, I’m just too hungry. Come to Friends Kitchen. I think I’ve seen this before. I think I’ve seen it too. Are you guys ready? You two have been preparing for a long time. The main thing is I can’t remember the lines. There’s no escaping it. Start. Start. Little New Year. What? What was this again? Take a look at the script. This is so awkward. It’s okay. Trust the post-production. Three, two, one, go. Little New Year. What’s crispy and fragrant is my favorite. Friends’ Kitchen Barbecue. Chef Di’s Barbecue. Sharing happiness together. Chef Zheng’s Barbecue. The barbecue champion of Hengdian is Friends’ Kitchen Barbecue. I’m about to lose it. So awkward. Curling my toes in embarrassment. It’s fine. We’re going to have an internal vote. Because the person with the most votes will have the chance to unlock our time capsule surprise. Internal vote. Come on. One, two, three. I vote for Di Ge. Di Ge’s one is really hard. He put in so much effort. Yeah, just now when he went up. You clearly didn’t vote for mine. I’m right here. Then you go first. You start. Alright, let’s open it. Open it. It’s all the same anyway. A time capsule from 1995 to 2000. Let’s see what it is. What is it? There’s a story session. This cassette. Something about Subor and King of Fighters. Here are the major events from 1995 to 2000. 1997, Hong Kong, China ‘s return. Students from Beijing Film Academy. Singing and dancing. Xiaoming. 1999, Macau, China ‘s return. Over 3,000 students in Shanghai celebrated spontaneously. 1999, QQ was launched. 1997, “Happy Camp” premiered. Xu Mengjie childhood photos I only have these two. And here are a bunch of these Story Club magazines. My favorite thing is reading the jokes in the middle. If I find a really good joke, I write it down. Then I tell it to my classmates in the afternoon. I’ve had this habit since I was little. Can you give me one? I’ll read a joke right now. And tell everyone. You tell one. I laugh really easily. I’ll just— Mom, you always trick me. How did I trick you? You said spinach has a lot of iron. And told me to eat more spinach. But I tried using a magnet on it, and it didn’t attract a single piece. What does that mean? I don’t get it. Spinach contains iron. She used a magnet to try to attract it. To attract the iron. You’re a bit slow to react. No, I’m not. Okay. I get it now. Spinach contains iron. Let me tell you. I really have to tell you this. Say it. Go ahead. The daughter asks her mom, “Mom, you always lie to me.” The mom says, “How did I lie to you?” The daughter says, “You said spinach has a lot of iron,” “and told me to eat more of it.” I just read it once, did you forget? I just read it once, did you forget? You said spinach has a lot of iron and told me to eat more spinach. Bro, are we reading the same (book)? How can the same joke appear twice in the same section? I thought this was its extra chapter. You know, the first time I saw Story Club do you know where it was? Where? In my bathroom at home. It’s just perfect as bathroom reading material. Because, you know, back in the days without cell phones, Yeah. You know, people would be there and just had to read something. During those few minutes, that’s when they’re most relaxed. When I go to the bathroom, sometimes I don’t bring my phone or a book. Back then, there weren’t even phones. I’d end up reading the stuff on the back of the shampoo bottle. Did you guys read those too? I have. Me too. Reading the instructions. Anyway, I never do anything else when I’m in the bathroom. Just do nothing else. So what do you do? I just focus on using the bathroom. So I finish really quickly. You must be healthy, no constipation. That’s great. I should learn from you. And let me tell you, back in high school, my grades were pretty bad. I thought I probably wouldn’t get into a good university. At the time, I planned to attend one of the schools advertised in the back of Story Club magazine. There were two schools advertised in the back of Story Club. One was Mayflower Computer College, which is in Chengdu. The other one was an acting training school here in Hengdian. It was also advertised in Story Club. Back then, I was also interested in acting. So I thought, maybe I’ll choose Mayflower Computer College, or maybe that school in Hengdian. But in the end, I did pretty well on the college entrance exam that year, and got into the Film and Television College at Sichuan Normal University. We just talked about so much. It was really so much fun. We dug up so many treasured stories from our childhood. Yeah. And happiness is really simple. It’s just about sharing these happy moments. I could share with my friends all day long. And most importantly, it’s the feeling of friends gathering together. Eating barbecue and drinking Coca-Cola together. Double the happiness. Yeah. That’s true. Whether in the past or now, I think the simplest happiness is just being with friends, eating barbecue and drinking Coca-Cola. So, how about we since we’re so happy today, cheers! Thanks to you two for the invitation. For inviting us. Come on. A bite of delicious barbecue makes it a party. Let’s hurry outside and enjoy the rain. Walk off the food a bit. How about it? Get ready for our next childhood memory. Let’s go. Has the rain stopped now? Let me check. It’s really pouring. Rain like this usually doesn’t stop quickly. I love rainy days the most. Because when it rains, business isn’t good. So you don’t have to be busy, right? Yeah. The few of us just hang out here. Come. We’re here. Here we are. Come, have a seat. You two sit in the middle. Right. No need. You’re the main player in this game. I finished this game really quickly. I just wanted to see if it’s really as amazing as they say. This pirate barrel, I stuck swords in it five times in a row before, and it kept popping up. Kept sticking them in. Dilraba filled it up completely. There were only four slots left. I said I didn’t believe it, so I tried. So unlucky. Come on, you can do it. But today, I don’t think that’ll happen. Don’t set that goal. Anyway, we’ll just take turns sticking swords into the pirate barrel. If you stick it in and the pirate in the barrel doesn’t pop up, then you can go play the poke game. If it pops up, right? If it pops up, you can’t poke this time. Give it a try. No pop. It broke. It broke. This joke is over. This “curse” is broken. The “curse” is lifted. I’ll take one out first. I’m going to poke the chicken drumstick first. What’s inside? Bubble set. Bubble gum. Bubble glue. Bubble gum. You guys can actually name it. It’s bubble gum. There’s always a sticker on the bubble gum. You know that, right? I don’t know where the sticker is. Look. But I really envy those who can blow bubbles. Double-layer bubble. One. There’s a small one inside the middle. Can you do it? I can’t. I can. How do you do it? Look, it’s double-layered! Look! How did you do that? You’re amazing! I’m so jealous. But I can’t blow bubbles. You can’t even blow one out? I can’t blow it. What’s the trick? The trick is, it’s a round piece. This round piece. You need to use your hand to wrap around your tongue. Put your tongue in the middle of the piece. Use your mind to control the piece. Use my mind? I can’t even control it with my mouth. No, do it like this. You need to cover your whole tongue. Otherwise, the piece will leak air. Just hearing you say that makes me feel gross. Don’t swallow it. No, you can’t swallow bubble gum. He knows that, right? Now you try blowing one, Zifan. Be gentle. Come on, blow. Blow slowly. I might end up spitting it out. Are there really people who can’t blow bubbles? It’s not when you’re blowing. You don’t have to position yourself like that. Blowing bubbles is a really easy thing. He’s a bit too… …too serious about it. You can at least blow this, right? You can’t possibly not be able to blow this, can you? No, I can’t. This is really simple. Teach me, bro. No, dip it in the bubble solution. Then blow outward. Give it a try. If you can’t blow this, seriously… It’s impossible not to be able to blow this. Turns out I blew it out on my first try. What do you mean, “on your first try”? You can’t even blow this? That mouth… So weird. I really can’t blow it out. Alright, Mengjie, you try. Piece of cake. Pop. Let me take a look. Ice cream. Ice cream. What? Performance Let me think The most unforgettable performance The most memorable performance I can share one first From our place I remember now That fast? That’s rare At that time, Na-jie had a song called “Boluoboluomi” “Boluoboluomi” Yes And I remember back then at the New Year’s performance I danced the dance for “Boluoboluomi” When you sang back then Did everyone say you sang well? At that time Not really They just thought I had good stage presence Stage presence I was just really happy on stage Or just in that state But at that time I didn’t actually know I loved singing and dancing But back then the seed for singing and dancing was planted But I knew I was willing to perform Yes, to try this thing Because I didn’t know how I would turn out either Does Yin Zheng have any unforgettable performances? Just recently, when I went back to my home in Guangdong, one of my middle school classmates told me He said, “Bro, I have something to ask you.” I asked, “What is it?” He said, “Back when my brother got married,” “you sang ‘Broken String'” “Was that on purpose or what?” I said, “What?” I said, “At your brother’s wedding,” “I sang ‘Broken String’?” That’s a breakup song. I didn’t even think about the song choice. They agreed to let you sing it? They did. No, it’s not that dramatic. My classmate said, “No,” “I’m just genuinely curious.” Of course, they’re divorced now. Then they asked if I did it on purpose at the time. Or was it that— I said no. You said, “I could tell at the time.” So I specifically picked him. I said, honestly, I really didn’t do it on purpose. I was just simply— Maybe I just thought that song sounded really good back then. It was really good. I said, am I stupid? I mean, they were getting married. How could I possibly reconnect a broken string? Yeah, this was really unforgettable. It really was. Because, you know, after he told me about this, I felt guilty for a long time. It’s your turn. My turn. Right here. It’s fine. Come on, let’s play the punch game. Get this big meat leg. It’s really meaty. The childhood rumor I believed the most. The rumor I believed the most. I have one. It’s “don’t play with fire.” If you play with fire, you’ll wet your pants. Don’t open an umbrella indoors. Otherwise, you won’t grow tall. You won’t grow tall. You have to finish all the food in your bowl. Otherwise, your future wife will have a pockmarked face. Yeah. If you don’t finish your rice, they say you won’t be able to save money in the future or something. But I have one that’s a bit more scientific. When I was little, they always said eating egg yolks would raise your cholesterol. But that’s not true. Actually, it’s not true. Eating egg yolks is actually healthy. It was because there were all kinds of unqualified “experts” back then. “Brick” as in brick. “Brick-sperts” (a pun on “experts”). Yeah, “brick-sperts.” Experts have a lot of advice. Experts suggest it’s best not to do that. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach. It’s bad for your stomach. Then how do you eat breakfast? Eat something first, then have breakfast. Eat dinner first, then have breakfast. Yin Zheng, let me add something. Could it have already popped out? Sometimes, if you don’t do it right, even if you fill them all, it won’t pop. Go ahead. Aside from those present, the first person that comes to mind who would you want to have a meal with? Other than those here. One, two, three. Jiang Wen. Other than those present. Why Jiang Wen? I just said it casually. It’s just whoever you thought of. But can you picture that scene? I wouldn’t dare either. Honestly, if you really asked me to go, I wouldn’t dare. Having a meal with Jiang Wen… I wouldn’t know what to say. Just listening would be enough. Listen. Just listen. I really like him, Jiang Wen. If, in my lifetime, as an actor, I could work with him even once, I’d be willing to play even a speck of dust. It’s my turn. Now it’s my turn. Time to play. This should be plugged in all the way. What were some things you thought were clever as a kid that seemed especially smart? What kind of clever tricks? The little tricks from childhood. The ones you thought were clever. Did you ever do that? Pretending to be asleep. When family came in. I pretended to be sick. Faking illness. One time, I really didn’t want to go to class. So I deliberately took a shower with very cold water at home. I just didn’t want to study. It was so cold. After the shower, I actually felt even healthier. Nothing happened at all. But I still had to pretend. That winter, you probably got sick even less. Because it was basically like winter swimming. It was freezing, but nothing happened. How come I couldn’t get sick? But my parents probably figured it out. But they didn’t want to expose me. They just watched me try so hard to fake being sick. That’s a kind of attitude too. Yeah, it’s an attitude. When I was in second grade, I didn’t do my art homework. We had to draw five pictures. I put it off for too long. No matter how I tried, I couldn’t catch up. I only had one solution left. I only had one solution left. Just not go. You know our family lives on the second floor. Didn’t I just say that? Mom, Dad, I’m off to school. I went upstairs. I was just sitting on the third floor. Then someone came back. Oh no, someone’s here. So I ran up to the fourth floor. He also came up to the fourth floor. I ran up to the fifth floor. He was from Uncle Wang’s family on the fifth floor. Back on the fifth floor: “Yang Di, what are you doing here?” “Why didn’t you go to school?” He told my family about it. Uncle Wang. I’d remember it even if I turned to ashes. No. I got caught. A little clever trick. I have one. I just suddenly remembered this. When I was a kid going to school, I had to take the bus to school by myself. The bus fare was one yuan fifty. Then one day, when I was coming home, the one yuan fifty was gone. There was no one yuan fifty left. Where did the money go? It seems I spent the money on wontons. I used it, spent it myself. Yes, I spent it. And then You walked on the way, right? Yes, I walked home. And my home is very far and remote. I didn’t get home until it was dark. How long would it take by bus? At that time, you were… It would take about an hour. Or forty minutes. That’s really far. Yeah. You walked back? So I walked home. I even lied to my mom. My mom asked why I came home so late. I said it was school training. But actually, I walked home. If a mom found out about this, she might cry. If this were my daughter, I would cry right away. You just wanted a bowl of wontons. You could have just told me. Let me tell you, when you’re a kid, she wouldn’t think of that. She wouldn’t realize the family would worry. She’d only think about getting scolded. Right, and look, three yuan a day was just for the round-trip bus fare. You really couldn’t spend that money on anything else. My mom definitely knew I spent the money. But she never said anything. Anyway, I had to bear the consequences myself. I took responsibility myself. Come on, Yin Zheng, poke one. Okay. Then it’s your turn to choose one. Alright. Easter egg key. What’s the Easter egg key? We got that Easter egg key. What we just got was the time key. So we can open this. The locked time treasure chest. How did it change to 2015 to now? Because you got the key. The key has to open this. Only this one, right? Yes. Take a look. Back in 2015. It’s been ten years too. College entrance exam. Let me take a look. Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice Tests. Guo Zifan’s. Why is it me? Let me see. Beijing Film Academy. Professional Exam Certificate. Guo Zifan’s professional ranking. One hundred. First place. We people from Shandong spend our whole lives learning. Shandong. From Shandong. Hospitable Shandong. Guo Zifan, ranked first nationwide in acting at Beijing Film Academy. Alright, let’s not make a fuss about it. That’s impressive. Isn’t it? This guy. Do you remember what the questions were back then? A bus waiting for people. It’s raining, let me check. I was sure I’d be eliminated right away. What kind of question did the teacher give? I think it was something like “there are ants crawling on you.” Teacher Then you’re definitely number one. Could this really be first place? No way. The proctor said, You, come up here and proctor. Yes. Next, let’s take a look at our In 2015, Guo Zifan debuted with “X Nine Youth League”. This is a video file. Please play the video. Everyone still has to watch. What if we don’t watch? You thought it was Let me take a look. I thought it was for the audience to see. Let me see it. Guo Zifan I haven’t seen this, I want to watch. And yours, too. And mine? And yours. Let’s not watch mine. Teacher Yin Zheng’s portfolio. I really love this one. This one’s good. Let’s watch Teacher Yin Zheng’s first, okay? Ours aren’t that great. Alright, next let’s watch Yin Zheng’s portfolio. This one is very familiar. Mr. Yin When was this from? Different times. This is so cool. Yuan Hua This is “A Chinese Odyssey: Love You a Million Years”. This is from recent years. It’s “Pegasus,” right. What show is this? This one is about Peking Opera. “Be Somebody” “Detective Chinatown 1900” “Detective Chinatown 1900” The editing is so exciting. Thank you to the production team. You really put effort into this, thank you. Why are you kneeling there? This is just right. Xu Mengjie It’s Xu Mengjie’s turn. I was really chubby back then. Yours is… No, wait a second. No, wait a second. Pause. I can’t believe you… I can’t believe you… Let me watch it again. Don’t. How did this show up here? I didn’t expect this part to be included. “Shamate” Enka singing contest Look at the lyrics. Act it out. Guess the lyrics. Song title. Just sing it directly. What kind of state is this? Roaring. What is this? Bro, you’re making me a bit uncomfortable. If they can’t guess it, I’m going to be exhausted. Come on, let’s cook. Pork ribs. Yes. It smells so good. Zhao Youting taught me this. This looks really delicious. Try the ribs. This tastes amazing. These ribs are the most flavorful I’ve ever had. Whoever finds the lucky coin in the dumpling can open a time capsule. The whole thing. No. No. I didn’t. Impossible.