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Welcome to my estate. Yours? Your estate? You’re the only one not wearing a suit, bro. Why are you wearing a chauffeur’s uniform? Because I’m the host. Today we’re about to start our time in Rome. A new day’s itinerary. Okay. It’s a new day. In the classic film “Roman Holiday,” the main character, Princess Ann, grew tired of her royal life. So she ran away in the middle of the night. And began a romantic encounter in Rome. Everyone has changed into elegant clothes today. But does everyone have an elegant posture? That’s quite a posture. So elegant. Let me tell you, this person is so elegant. It’s just that you can’t capture it on camera. You can’t get the lower half in the shot. He’s sitting with his legs crossed. Like this, too. So relaxed. Rome. “Roman Holiday.” You three are the chef, the actor, and the rascal. No, that’s not right. Chef, actor, rascal. Ning can play all those roles by himself. That’s true. I just remembered something really funny. Go on. That meme of Xiaoming. Then I think He should imitate Xiaoming. Try to imitate the meme expression. Imitate that one. I really don’t know about this. Imitate his. If you can do it, you try. He really wants to try. Imitating Xiaoming is not offensive at all. You do it. It’s fine, Xiaoming won’t mind. First, wipe your lips. And give a mischievous smile. I’m set on you. I’m set on you. Okay. Elegant. I just started sweating. What’s wrong? I’m set on you. I’m set on you. I’ve set my sights on you. I’ve set my sights on you. Naiwen. I think Junjun imitating Xiaoming might be a bit stressful for him. But as Xiaoming’s senior, it’s no problem for you. That’s true. It really is. Take off your glasses, bro. What’s wrong? They haven’t even made a face yet, and you’re already scared. Take off your glasses. That move of yours— No, the moment you take off your glasses, you’re already so charming it makes people scream. To your elders, show some respect. A bee just zoomed past here. Let me do one. The Earth is super fresh. The world is right before your eyes. Screaming again. Alright. Okay. Alright. Pretty cool. Bro, that’s pretty cool. Come on, do another one. Do it elegantly. Um, I want to see someone dance elegantly. I want to see Gong Jun dance. I want to see you dance. This… I think… This is elegant dancing. Really. Let Honglei do it. Let Honglei do it. Seriously. Honglei is really suited for dancing. Dance elegantly. I’ll move the chair for you. Bro wants to go to the front. What’s this? “Great Ambitions” This song is really popular right now. Bro. Really? Come on. He’ll show you. So elegant. Is this also choreographed? Elegant. Is this elegant? You do it. You do it. Come on, let’s do it together. Okay, let’s do it together. Together. Then let’s go to the front. How about we go to the front? Guys, come on. Let’s learn from He Ge. Let’s learn one move together first. Let’s start with something not so elegant. Let’s all do the intro together. Let’s add some moves, okay? Okay. What was that move you just did? Not elegant. This is so elegant. Is this elegant? This is so elegant. This is so elegant. Not enough. Bro, it’s still too elegant. Too elegant. Let’s do something like that. Yeah, that kind of thing. Can you do it? You do it. Not doing it. You’re always asking. You studied dance. Why don’t you do it? You studied dance. I really want to do ballet today. You do it. Come on, let her dance to this music. You dance, come on. Then do the ballet version. Do one. Do the ballet version. Let me teach everyone a Douyin dance, okay? Okay, Douyin dance is good. Awesome. First step, squat down, okay? Squat down. Squat down. It’s the hands. Along the face like this. Like this, a wave. You know what I mean? A wave. Okay. To here. After it goes down. Then like this. Like this. This doesn’t really match my vibe. You guys really want me to teach? Alright, come on. Come on. Are we starting or not? Singing inside the villa. Then start swaying. They really all… This is very elegant. Why did you dance for such a short time? He Ge hasn’t even had enough fun yet. I’m sweating. It’s just too hot. Let’s tell a cold joke. Go ahead, Nai Ge. A cold joke. n and m got into a fight. In the end, m admitted fault. Do you know why? m… Because n was right? No. Because… It was too cold. Today, we’ve specially invited a top international etiquette coach to guide everyone in experiencing traditional European etiquette. We should stand up, right? He has served many heads of state and celebrities from various countries. Including Madonna and Michael Jackson, among other world-famous figures. Let’s welcome our etiquette coach. Welcome! See, he’s very elegant. Please have a seat. Alright. Thank you Today I will teach you how to be graceful and proper when being received Shall we begin? Yes Sir Sir Sir I Yes Ma’am, please come over This feels a bit like being called up by the homeroom teacher You can do it Now, sir please introduce yourself to the lady From there And enter the frame One Two, three Begin Hello Go ahead, sir. Thank you Not graceful That wasn’t graceful Don’t put your hands in your pockets Try again No Try again Your hands aren’t cooperating You don’t know where to put your hands Be more natural, please A bit more natural A bit more natural, good Wait a moment I forgot how to walk Begin Madam Sir Hello Nice to meet you Nice to meet you too My name is Sun Baobao My name is “Yan Wang” Okay Don’t get too close Don’t be too far Fifty centimeters Is that okay? Fifty centimeters I won’t reach out first I’ll wait for the lady to reach out first Of course Nice to meet you You gently shake hands Gently Two centimeters Two fingers It’s my honor, madam It’s my honor Don’t put your hand near your mouth That feeling is still a bit internal. It’s so hard. Everyone, please stand. We have a formal dinner with the king. I will… This gentleman will play the king. You play… the king. Congratulations. Yesterday you were still the head of security. Today you’ve become the king. A security king is still a king. Security king. Sorry, sir. But you still need to wear your coat. You have to put this on. Okay. Please sit. Please sit. The king goes first. That’s how it should be. Very good, sir. A very gentlemanly man. Come on, little sister. Thank you. Please sit. Gentlemen. Please. Okay. Very good. Very nice. Don’t put your feet under the table. And don’t put it under the chair either. Your coat. Unbutton it. When you sit down, open your suit jacket. To prevent it from wrinkling. Another important rule, sir. Never put your hands under the table. Never. There’s a historical reason for this. Because in the past, there might have been a gun hidden under the table. A gun, yes. Understood. Don’t use your elbows. Don’t use your arms. Sir, relax. Relax a bit. You unfold your napkin. But only after the host does so. Do you understand? Yes, I understand. Try not to do that. Okay. Don’t put it here either, put it on your lap. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, please. Alright, it’s our turn. Very good, excellent. Are you all ready now to accept the real king’s invitation? Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you (with a respectful gesture). Master. After experiencing European traditional etiquette, everyone, let’s change into something more comfortable and continue our journey. Let’s go, everyone. Let’s go. Come on, friends, let’s set off. The weather is amazing today. So cool. This is just too cool. This car is so cute. This car is so small. It feels like you’re bigger than this car. I don’t think I can fit in. Their roads are very narrow. That’s why everyone likes to drive small cars. Right? Right. Who sits in the front? Whoever arrives last sits in the front. Okay. Sir, nice to meet you. It’s too big. This is too big. Too big. Bro, the door’s closed. Watch your arm. Okay. How old is this car? This car is fifty-six years old. It’s from Italy. Yes. Fiat. Fiat. Cool. I think my English works pretty well here. It’s actually quite useful. I feel pretty fortunate. I kind of want to try driving it. Who dares to ride in my car? Do you have a driver’s license? Yes. If you want to drive, I’ll go with you. I want to drive too. Have you driven a manual before? Yes, my license is for manual. This is reverse. First gear, second gear. How about you sit in the passenger seat? Me? No, you sit here with me. Liu Yuning, you sit here. In the front. I can’t even stretch my legs here. Ning, as long as you open the door, you can just use the foot brake. Come on. What? Why do you guys get to ride in the sports car? Security captain. Patrol. Let’s take a group photo. Three, two… Use your phone to take a picture. I don’t know how. You do it. I still have to drive. I still have to drive. I still have to take your picture. Are we in it? Yes. Ask the big bro to take one. Honglei is at the very front. Let’s go. Let’s go. This feels so cool. Clutch. Okay. Don’t panic. Take it slow. Why can’t we move? He Ge. I want to go with you, He Ge. Don’t press it like that. It shot out! I want to get out. I… Wait, I put it in first gear. Look. I want to get out. No, I don’t want to. Wait a moment. That’s right, look. This is it, look. Can I try? Of course you can. Let him drive, or else… Let him drive. I can’t do it, I can’t. I can’t. Sit down, hurry. There’s someone behind you, what are you afraid of? Release the clutch. Okay. Thank you, thank you. It’s fine. It’s fine. I can’t. Don’t be afraid, it’s fine. I can’t. It’s not a big problem. It’s not a big problem, you’ll get used to it. This feels amazing. Even in Rome, we can drive. And it’s a convertible. Look at that. Little pig. So cute, take a picture! Bro. Slow down. Step on the brake. That worked really well. Help! Keep your distance. Keep your distance. It’s fine, no rush. Right. This car is going twenty. Twenty is good enough. Turn off the engine, bro. It’s fine, go ahead. I have to give it a try. I originally came to relax. But in the end, my toes are digging into the floor. He Ge drives pretty well. Yeah. Actually, the driving king of Fuzhou I don’t need to say much more. Slow down. This turn is really wide. Brake here. This turn is really wide. Brake here. This turn is really wide. Okay. Brake here. Okay. Brake here. Brake a bit more, bro. Bro, bro. A bit more. Not this turn. Yeah, this turn is really wide. This is a sharp turn. Someone told you. It’s so beautiful here. Stop looking. No need to look. Watch the road. Yes, I will. I’ll send you that postcard later. Take a good look at it on the postcard. I’ll check out the aerial shots later. Okay, check out the aerial shots. Watch our show. He’ll definitely film it. So beautiful. Yeah, it’s gorgeous. This is great. Look how beautiful it is. Happiness. Honglei is so cute. Personality. What kind of personality? It’s not quite what I imagined. So what kind of personality do you think he has? I used to think he might be pretty serious. Would a serious person come here? Honglei, you should be happy. Take good care of Addy and Jiaojiao. Today I’m recording our feelings. A joyful journey. Leilei, Huang Bo. Xun, Yixing. Miss you all. I miss you but I won’t tell you. That’s just how cool I am. Behind is Yuning. Gong Jun. And also Xiaowen. Love you all. The brakes are a bit soft. My legs are weak. My legs are even weaker than the brakes. I’m so overheated. Riding in the car makes me overheated. I instantly got a sore under my mouth. Let me tell you, it just popped out. Instantly overheated. See, my voice is even a bit hoarse. It’s because of this heat. One reason is there’s a surge of anger. The other reason is Brake quickly! Step on the brake! Hurry, step on it! I’m stepping on it. I’m watching. Can you speak Fujianese? You mean Minnan? Not very well. Not well, just like me. Only those who strive will win. Only those who strive will win. That’s actually a bit gross. Sometimes, when you lose your ambition, you can’t help but complain. Sometimes, when you’re down and out, you can’t help but feel afraid. If you lose hope, you’ll be lost in a daze every day. Like a scarecrow, soulless but with a body. Sometimes up, sometimes down. Good luck, bad luck, you still have to keep working hard. Thirty percent is fate, seventy percent depends on effort. Only those who strive will win. In Italy, singing this song is really amazing. We’re here. I survived. Finally got everyone here safely. You drove so well. My anger has all died down. Turn off the engine quickly. Turn off the engine, this anger is rising. Scared them, really scared them. My legs are already weak. My voice is hoarse, seriously. I only said three words the whole time. Step on the brakes. Park the car. Liu Yuning, quickly put out the fire for me. Not even a second more. As brothers, we risked our lives to accompany you. We’ve reached the beach, everyone. We’re here, almost. Here we come. This lake. Look how relaxed they are. So laid-back. See if the lake is clear. It’s actually pretty clear. Really. Take off your glasses. Turns out the color is quite nice. Look, Honglei. That’s your shadow. Cool. Sun Honglei. This shadow. It’s just so handsome. Swaying to the seaside Xiao He and Didi They look like a father and his daughter Can you swim? Yes, I’m really good at it I’m really good at it I’m really good at it too A person among fish Then I’m a mermaid Mint candy Calm down I can’t calm down anymore I’ve already broken out The three of us Wait, why? What? No matter where I sit, it’s always the three of us I saved this seat for you You three are even from the same company As everyone knows Macaroni is a staple of Italian cuisine and one of its important symbols Inspired by macaroni we’ve prepared a task for everyone called the “Elite Among People” Challenge Why is it called “Elite Among People”? Because everyone knows there is someone in our team who is a true king among people Today we’ll use our philtrums to determine the winner. Uncle Nai will definitely win. For our game props, we specifically chose straws shaped like macaroni. The rules are very simple. Hold your straw with your philtrum. Whoever can use their own straw to knock off the opponent’s straw will earn the title of “Philtrum Champion.” Use the straw to hit. Right. No hands allowed. Simple. You have to use your mouth. I have a mouth ulcer, it hurts so much. I just rode in his car and immediately got a surge of bad energy. I’ve already broken out. I’ve got a bump in my mouth. I’m so mad I could “die.” Are you mad at me or the car? I don’t know who to blame. Maybe just be mad at the car. Don’t be mad at me. Blame the car. Come on. These are our official competition tools. They meet “international standard” sizes, right? Very precise. Uncle Nai’s philtrum is long. He’ll definitely win. A long philtrum makes it easy to drop, though. It’s easy to lose it if you hold it between your nose and lips. Wait, can we even play this game? It’s really hard. Very hard. You two, stand over here. Why is it the two of us? A “battle royale” from the Central Academy of Drama. Come on. Let’s go. So… Wait, we can’t just… …just naturally be put on the same team. Why is that? I’m fine with it. I’ll pick first. Go ahead. Pick me, bro. I’m scared now. Excuse me. Didi. Pick a guy first. Yeah. Is that okay? Go ahead. He’er. He’er. I don’t want to compete against this contestant. Bro, why is everyone avoiding you? You can’t refuse, hurry up. Bro, this round today… …let’s turn the tables and sing our victory song. Yeah. Let’s just take them all out. Alright. We’ll be the owners from now on. Brilliant. This is the polite kind. Don’t dodge. Stop fighting. You guys, stop fighting. Attack the lower part, the lower part. You guys, stop fighting. What kind of pose is this? We should draw a circle, right? You can’t step out of the circle. And you can’t use your hands. Right. Hands have to be behind your back. Right. Uncle Nai, you need to pout your upper lip a bit. What do you mean? Jun Jun, go! Come on. How do you get an advantage? If you’re tall, he can’t hit you. Really. He can’t reach. Harry Potter. You need to do it on this side. No using hands. Like the mating dance birds do. Sorry if I offended you. Let’s take a break. It’s mainly sore here. The main thing is you can’t keep hitting continuously. Right. Who’s next? Come on. I’ll go first. Oh no. You’re taller than me. Oh no. Oh no. Come. Come on. Come on. Stop fighting, you guys. Stop fighting, you guys. Come on. Stop fighting. Stop fighting, you guys. Stop fighting, you guys. Stop fighting. Okay, I’m coming. Is it okay to stick it in your nostril? You do it. I want to see. I really can’t hold this. I really can’t hold this. I don’t know why. If you can stick it in your nostril, we’ll allow two. Double swords. Yeah. Double swords combined. Okay, here we go. Get ready. I really can’t hold it. Why aren’t you moving? Really, I just can’t hold it. If I’d known, I would have challenged him. You have to step in now. Brother. I helped wear down his muscle endurance already. Bro, beat him! Big bro. Sorry, big bro. No need to apologize. Can we not offend you, big bro? Sorry. Don’t offend him, big bro. Is that okay? Big bro. Jun Jun, let’s talk this over. Let’s discuss. If you… If you lose this round, I’ll call you big bro, okay? No, we have sportsmanship. Sportsmanship. I’ll make you lose badly. Alright. Little brother. I’ll fight to the end to win. This I want to ask about this straw Has it faded? On Junjun’s side here, there’s already a patch of beard and it’s faded Look That’s the one It’s just hormones The beard is growing out It’s popping out It’s popping out It’s popping out Wait a minute Honglei’s is practically a drawer So fast. This is just like a float. Naiwen. Doesn’t this look annoying to you? You can challenge him, Naiwen. What happens if I beat him? You have to be like Gong Jun. Beat everyone one by one. Become the Straw King. Come on. Come. Come on. Come on, “drawer.” What does “drawer” mean? It means when you first clamp the straw, a lot comes out from here. It’s like a float. Come on. Put your hands behind your back. Come on. Everyone wants to You can’t go past this area. Everyone wants to take it easy, right? Come. This… Hands behind your back. This is intense. This is the most intense round ever. Okay. He’s clamping it really tight. So tight. Very firm. I just saw it. It looks like it’s growing on his face. I put it in the drawer. How about this instead? How about all five of us join in? Come on, play with him. All five of us together. Come on. I think we should come up with a plan. Let’s take out the strongest one first. Okay. Is that okay? Okay. The four of us will take out the strongest one first. See, it’s four against one. Everyone’s after me. I feel like I’m back ten years ago. You’re the chosen one, bro. One, two, three, go! Hurry up! Are you really that strong? I lost. What are you two doing here, just hanging around? Darn it, that competitive spirit. Those two were holding on really tight too. Those two. I was the first to fall. Congratulations to the winner. We won. The girls haven’t played yet. The girls haven’t played. Come on. Competing for the top girl. Why does my philtrum feel itchy? Wait a second. Your snot is coming out, Didi. Didi. Go clean it up first. Clean it up, quickly. No. Increasing stickiness is fine. Liu Yuning said, Increase the stickiness. That’s fine. That’s also okay. But we can’t just rely on this to stick. Stick it on. It’s stuck. No. Old Di, this is about to get stained. Hurry up. Who do we think will win? We can make a guess. We’re definitely supporting Property Management. I’ll put up a straw. Who are you? Who do you support? I support… Wenzi. From our company. Okay. Then I support Didi. Um, I support Didi. Come on. Let you guys play. Can’t even hold it with your own chopsticks. I’m not important. What are you doing? Dancing, right? They’re fighting, aren’t they? First time for this straw battle. So flamboyant. Okay. Okay. As the Italians often say, take it slow. The relaxed attitude of Romans is a way of life ingrained in their bones. Everyone in the Earth Group also experienced this laid-back lifestyle by the lake. Besides that, the Earth Group in Rome also encountered some unexpected surprises. So beautiful. What is this? Look. What are they doing? Chinese kung fu. That was amazing. That was amazing. That was amazing. I’m stunned. There’s more performances. There’s more. There’s also a lion dance. That’s a little lion. It’s a child. This little lion is so cute. The backlighting here looks so beautiful. Take a picture. So cute, the child. His pants are about to fall. Did you see his pants almost fall just now? So adorable. So cool. These moves have a special charm. Ao Bing. This scene is beautiful. Feels like time travel. Feels like time travel. A group of our friends from Italy came to perform our traditional Chinese culture. Is this a character? Is this the “zhong” from “China”? Cool. Okay. Thank you. This is a child. Child. Let’s take a photo together. Come on, let’s take a photo together. Friends. Come, Master. Master. Hello. I’m here. That’s amazing. Three, two, one. Hello, everyone. Hello. Welcome. I am Fabio Tozzi. He is Nicola Pastorino. We have been practicing kung fu for forty years. We practice different styles. Baguazhang. And Wing Chun. Another style is Hung Gar. Our school follows the principles of the Wong Fei-hung school. Wong Fei-hung is famous for this. Isn’t Wong Fei-hung known for the “Shadowless Kick”? Yes, he is very skilled at kicking. I see. Yes, he is very skilled at kicking. But this is Wong Fei-hung’s most powerful technique. Number one. In Italy, there are many people who love traditional Chinese culture. International friends. Aqueduct Park is also a place where they often gather. The master of these two teachers has, since the 1970s, studied under many Chinese martial arts masters. For many years, they have also been promoting Chinese kung fu in Italy and abroad. been promoting Chinese kung fu. The two teachers will now demonstrate a technique for us. Now I’ll spar with you. I can’t. Yuning, the master likes you. Come here for a moment. Give it a try. Yuning, show a couple of moves. Really? Why? I started learning martial arts from my grandfather when I was four. I didn’t. I think you should go easy. Be sure to go easy. It’s already come to this. I’m ready. Take care. No, sorry. Um… No, I’m ready. They’re joking. He’s serious. How about this: he has a weapon, and you have a weapon too. Nunchaku. Chen He is… the “successor” of Chen-style Tai Chi. Yes. He’s a Tai Chi “successor.” Fight. He’s the best. He’s the best among us. Yes. He’s a professional. His profession is stunt double. Master. Beautiful student Beautiful student Beautiful student I’m from the good looks club Beautiful student I’m showing off to you, bro You should have him call you a beautiful student too Let’s not embarrass ourselves Really Teacher Then, teacher, teach me a set That sparring move, okay? No problem If you want If you want I can teach you some kung fu moves Of course Okay One of the moves Is this mantis fist? Isn’t this tiger? Tiger claw Tiger claw Yes, tiger That startled me This one Bend it a bit Where is my cane Bend Like this? No Yes Very good Show me Follow me Follow you One Two Perfect. Very good. The teacher reluctantly applauded. Thank you for letting me win, teacher. Gift. Master. I saw that you have that Southern lion dance. It’s really cool. And coincidentally, the play I performed in before also had elements of lion dance. So I want to give you this, which is from China. It’s called a “hulu” (gourd). It symbolizes luck and wealth. Thank you. This is for you. It’s very popular as a trendy toy now. Kids will really like it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Mizone, save me. Xiaowen I see you’re so tired you’re sweating. Don’t rush. I’ve got something good for you. Brother Honglei You really get me. I’m really thirsty and tired. I need a quick sip. I feel alive again. It’s refreshing and hydrating. Now I’m back to full energy. Let’s have a little competition then. Energy’s dropping. So thirsty and tired, I’m about to collapse. Join the “Stay Energized with Mizone” challenge. On the road during your journey, stay in top form. Succeed and win a Mizone supply pack. Please have Sun Honglei present to Wang Yuwen the Mizone supply pack. Stay energized with Mizone as your lifesaver. Get ready for more challenges on your journey. Since there are so many friends in Italy who love Chinese culture, let’s also leave behind some wonderful memories here. Next, you will complete a one-minute martial arts short film here. The key word for the plot is Who wants to play the male lead? Gong Jun, how about you? No. Naiwen, how about you play the male lead? I can’t do it. Naiwen can do it. Naiwen, I think you should be the male lead. I’ll do it. No. I’ll play the “Martial Arts Manual.” I’ll play the “Martial Arts Manual.” Because I’m the “book.” What? Because he’s “shu”—it’s a pun. “Shu” (uncle). Then someone will have to practice with you later. Someone will practice with you in a bit. Practice with me. Okay. A hero of late-night snacks works too. A generation’s “snack” hero. Is that okay? A hero of late-night snacks for a generation. Like Chen He. Eating at night. Getting this fat. Is that right? Let’s brainstorm first. Come up with a story. Then figure out how to do it. He’s the uncle, so you be the main character. How about the three of us play bandits? The three of us are the bad guys. Okay. No, you play the main character. I don’t want to play the main character. I don’t want to be the main character. We How about Two male leads Two male leads Two male leads You’re pretty creative. No, We could play the younger versions. And also play the older versions. Sure, bro. Right? Okay. Then it’s you two. You two are a couple now. That means you’re lovers. Already disappeared, right? How about this: You play me twenty years later. You play him twenty years later. Okay. Like this. You and Didi The three of you were the youth group before. Youth group. We’re the senior group. And then He-ge is the pest. No. The younger and older versions of the villain are both him. They’re both him. He has lived a long time. Alright. I have to fight so many people by myself. You’re “crazy.” The two of us are What is the grown-up version? It’s ours. It’s our grown-up version. What are you? We are the youth version. The youth version of who? You, the youth version. Who are we? You are They are you, and you are also him. Two senior brothers from the same sect and a junior sister Okay I think it should be like this At the beginning the two of us are practicing I say, “Senior brother,” “Do you still remember that day fifty years ago?” Then you two arrive So the camera should pan like this First, film you two Then pan over to this side Right, senior brother “Do you remember fifty years ago?” Then it’s your turn Then the other one of you says Then it flashes back again Junior brother You said, fifty years later what would we be like Pan over That’s fine That’s fine Do you still remember back then, that Chen Tianba? Pan to me This works. And there’s a backstory, too. That’s “crazy.” This is a masterpiece. Like this. We’re the younger version. Let’s have the two older brothers come up with a scenario. We’ll improvise it. Then he will switch to the older version. We can call them in at any time. Okay. Let’s do it. There are also weapons. And costumes. Pick a cooler one. You’re wearing white, right? Then I’ll wear black. Alright. You are… You’re not practicing martial arts anymore. You’re making money now, bro. No, I’m not. I’ve gone into business. I’m doing business now. That’s right. Gone into business. Why? Those three look much more upright. Why do we look like this? Let me tell you, it’s really not our fault. Look. What’s wrong? Sha Shidi, I spent ages just getting a skirt. Can you tie it for me? Tie it for me. This is Dae Jang Geum. Dae Jang Geum. Does this outfit not have a top? No top. Seriously? It’s fine. Where’s my top? I’ll find you a top. Here. Let’s mix and match this. What’s this? This is going from martial arts to mythology. This is a monster. I’m a parrot. Bro, a handy weapon. Monster No way Honestly, this is just too outrageous No Dae Jang Geum It’s just too much Just like this Here, let me take care of the back for you Come on Yeah This works Gone Girl I think He Yan Missing Lover is really good Yeah It’s especially charming You guys You two groups If you’re using the pole to swing those I’ll go shoot some fragmented shots You can edit them into your part, okay? Alright Just have one camera follow me No, bro Trust me You guys just act your parts My shots can definitely be added in to make it much richer Come on, have two cameras follow me Hurry Come on Let’s start with a close-up A close-up of my hand, like this Okay, follow this close-up of the hand Move forward Okay, follow for a few seconds Follow Okay. Then, I swing it in front of me. Then you do this. And then like this. Ready, one, two, three. Alright. Then just follow behind my back. Pull it that way. You pull from behind me. It’s hard for me to face the person walking toward me. To be honest, you can’t really tell. You can’t see the face either. So, we’ll go down this road. Alright. Come on, you guys follow. Are you following? Okay. As long as they have an opening, it’s fine. Then they can cut over. Come on. Let’s go. Let’s improvise. Come on. Start, let’s go. I’ve called it. Get into position. Ready. Here we go, three, two, one. Action. Junior Sister Senior Brother Junior Brother Do you all still remember that day fifty years ago at night? I remember that day It was a summer day on a night in Rome Eldest Senior Brother went “crazy” and started slapping Junior Brother like mad Do it again. Um, After Second Junior finishes speaking, pass it over. Right. Each of us says one line. Come on. Okay, get ready. Ready, go. Junior Sister, Senior Brother, Junior Brother, Do you still remember that day fifty years ago? You don’t mean that day, do you? You’re talking about that day, right? This day is actually pretty nice. What do you think, Junior Brother? Senior Brother, The weather is amazing today. We could have a duel. Okay, pass it over. It didn’t reach. Give it to us. Alright, here we go. I think this duel should be set for fifty years later. Fifty years later. We’ll finally settle this. Shake. Today is the day. Back then, I liked to sing. A Laugh in the Vast Sea The surging tides on both shores At that time, I never knew which senior brother was actually the more handsome one. Junior sister I’m so handsome today. Dressed up on purpose Junior sister Second senior brother Junior sister He’s so strange Then I remember I just knelt down and proposed to junior sister This won’t do Brother Senior brother Then I also knelt down and proposed Junior sister Junior sister Then I remember Junior sister, you sang a song “Between a Rock and a Hard Place” Wait a second Are you guys done yet? Not done yet Not done yet, huh? It’s our turn Your turn That thing of yours You didn’t act it out Spring, summer, autumn, and winter, right? Help us act it out Then I’ll do it Okay My villain’s martial arts is called Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter Alright Okay He needs to play Chunxiang and Qiuxiang Alright This part needs to be edited into “walk two steps” Move to the side Walk two steps and move here “Horror” film That’s enough. First, film the four holes. They’re empty, right? Empty, yes. The four lonely holes—capture a sense of loneliness. Lonely, very lonely. Then I will— Then I will— come out of each hole, one by one. Strike a pose. I come out of one hole. Write “Spring” on this wall. Summer. Autumn. Winter. That’s enough. We’ve already given them too much. This should be a thriller, right? Legend has it that somewhere at 40 degrees north latitude there is a rift in time and space. And I am the guardian of the rift. On this day, a strange phenomenon appeared in the sky. The rift in time and space shattered. My treasure The time-space manual fell in It fell into two parallel universes Fifty years later, three great heroes suffer from severe manual phobia I have manual phobia I also have manual phobia It’s impossible to practice this manual It’s so painful Fifty years ago The three had milder symptoms Much milder Senior brother, look I found one A martial arts manual I have manual phobia Junior sister, how about this The two senior brothers will accompany you to practice this martial art and help you become a legendary hero How about it? Okay The curious little junior sister couldn’t wait and started practicing right away Training through the coldest winters and hottest summers But who would have thought that after practicing this manual it would increase their competitiveness and aggressiveness even leading to conflict among fellow disciples Both of them are my good senior brothers The situation is extremely critical. I must master it immediately. The power that contains the cycle of the four seasons, the Divine Art of Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. Only then can I mend the rift in time and space. and save the lives of the two heroes. It’s done. Fifty years ago, the strike delivered by Junior Sister, in the time fifty years later, was forcibly stopped. Senior Brother, your bite is still as strong as ever. Good thing you held on. You two Senior Brothers really are still as sharp as ever. Victory or defeat— does it really matter? I understand now. Compared to becoming a martial arts master, this bond that has survived life and death, and has never been broken across time and space, the camaraderie between fellow disciples is the true treasure worth protecting. I think we shouldn’t spread this around. We’re about to have our first job swap. He stood up, bro! Heavens, help me. Wow. It’s fate. Don’t touch me. Come on, darling. No idea at all. I really couldn’t tell. I don’t care, none of you should be happy. Hitting means affection, scolding means love. You’re the weirdest one. You stayed at the back on purpose. The one acting jealous must be Naiwen. Yuning doesn’t know. It must be you. This one. He keeps explaining and you all keep listening. The last one. Snatched the center spot so easily. The jealous one has been exposed. Two words: very. Very Chinese. Most. Popular. Movie. Nezha. Right. Awesome. Apple. No. Not a person, right? Let’s go, to the diving spot. Goodbye, Mom. Tonight I’m setting sail. Really nice. You’re up next. One, two, go. One-arm pull-up. Here I come. Now that we’re here, shouldn’t we swim in the sea? Of course. This water feels so nice. What are you looking at? Why are you staring at me? You’re cutting things and staring at me. Don’t use that either. Don’t look at me with those wise eyes. Look over there. Eating vegetables—do you usually eat vegetables? As soon as you pick up a fork, someone “dies.” Jun Jun, sorry. Brother. You guys. Practice your lines and get ready to go. I think it’s him. Brother. Younger brother. Do you have any last words, bro? Make it a tough one. Then it has to be the splits. Like this. You try it. Once you go down, you can’t get back up. I want to know where the defense is. It’s just sticking your face out to get hit. Let me tell you. When he throws it over, you can just smash it back. Then you toss it. Word, I won. Alright, come on, serve, bro. Wait until they get tired. It’s fine, I can stand here all day. Hurry, do it (the move). Do it (the move), you do it! Of course I’m flexible. Elegant. Naiwen, come here. I’m here. Take this. Thank you. Come on, sis. Ma’am. Good afternoon. My name is Chen He. I’m glad to meet you too. No. Pause the music. I don’t feel elegant at all. I think this person is a “refined scoundrel.” And he calls me a “refined scoundrel.” He doesn’t even have the “refined” part. Naiwen.