EP0-1 FULL: Ông lão Ngô đoàn tụ, mọi người đều bật cười | Wonderland S5
Five years ago we set out for the first time to search for our own paradise We passed through the countryside headed for the sea crossed mountains and rivers never stopping along the way This time we’ve come to the beautiful Xinjiang to start a brand new pastoral life The wind in Xinjiang is truly intoxicating Now the kokpar competition officially begins This is so spectacular It really has a Kazakh vibe So cool Since the first season premiered in 2021, along with the successful hosting of the Beijing Winter Olympics, the AI revolution broke out, Chang’e 6 was successfully launched, and the mission to collect samples from the far side of the moon was accomplished. The residents of Peach Blossom Dock also saw a surge in popularity, performed at the Bird’s Nest, and won numerous awards, among other major achievements. Recently, “Fifty Kilometers Peach Blossom Dock” made major headlines. The fifth season is seeing the biggest lineup change in its history. As veteran residents leave, many new residents are joining in force. Can this brand-new lineup spark genuine social chemistry? Will it collapse or be reborn? In response to this, the four remaining veteran residents of Peach Blossom Dock held an emergency meeting. So many people are gone, but you’re still here. Today’s lineup is just the veteran residents. There’s no need for such a big sofa. These two can be removed. Why arrange so many seats? There aren’t that many people coming anymore. There are quite a lot of seats arranged. Not nervous. We’re only meeting three people in total. What’s there to be nervous about? I want to see who thinks they’re such a big shot. Turn right, okay. Okay. We meet again. Ren. Are you here alone? What you just said really spoke to me. Yeah. Not many people showed up in the end. Come, have a seat. Sit down. Where did you come from, brother? I came from the future. The moon. The future. This is the sixth season of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu.” I’m the only human resident participating in season six. Renke. I’m here building an interstellar railway with the animals. But I’ve changed my mind now. I wasn’t going to join season five. I joined season six. Um… Have you read “A Brief History of Time”? There’s something called a wormhole. Do you know about it? Yeah, you travel back. You realize you joined season four, then joined season six, but missed season five. So you came back to make up for this season. I came from the sixth season of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu”. I came here. This… The sixth season didn’t invite you at all. So you’re angry. I’m angry. Yes. So I also came from the future. Just because he didn’t invite me here. I came to change reality. Change reality. Hello. Hello. Ziqi is here. Friend. You came back from Changbai Mountain. You’re dressed like Zuoshandiao. Came from the snowy mountains. It’s so hot, I’m “dying”. I also feel like I’m “dying” from the heat. Sorry. Ren missed it that time. Just put it on the side. You can wear it. No. Isn’t that a bit disrespectful? You came and just put your clothes on my hand. You two are dressed very similarly today. Then I should sit between you two. Come on. It’s rare for the two of us to dress so similarly. This way, it balances the scale. We “win by surprise”. They’re being sweet again. And I just told him. I’m from the sixth season of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu”. I just came back. Yes, did you know that? Yes, I know. I took the time train to come back here. So when I look at you all, it’s from a god’s perspective. Because I’ve already seen the whole fifth season of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu”. So later, when Meng comes in, what kind of clothes will she be wearing? What color? I can’t give any spoilers about that. Right. Do you know? I don’t know. Because Meng is always in a state of quantum entanglement. She’s like Schrödinger’s Schrödinger’s cockroach. No, Schrödinger’s cat. Once you observe her, she keeps changing. If you say she’s red, she turns yellow. If you say yellow, she turns blue. So before we see her, she could be any color. Yes. Quantum, you know? It seems the one who did best last year was Meng, right? No doubt about it, right? No doubt. Last year’s Starlight Awards. Right. You were there at the time, right? I was there. You didn’t win a single award, did you? I I also received a very important award. You also got a very important one. What award? The 650 award. Let the world hear 650. I’m very happy, thank you all. 650 650 My condolences. After receiving that award, 650 Didn’t you also have a solo show? That was before getting the award. After the award, it was canceled. No, and I didn’t invite you either. It wasn’t fun either. No. It was okay. Besides joining our group show, what else did you do? Did you meet up with anyone? I joined Silence Wang’s concert as a guest performer. So I temporarily closed your eyes. Welcome, Renke. Hello, everyone. I watched that. Impressive, right? Very impressive. I didn’t expect Silence Wang’s concert to have so many people. At first, I was a bit I originally No, I thought it was I underestimated it a bit. I underestimated it a bit. When I got there, I realized it was a stadium. I originally thought it was No. Next to the gymnasium There also needs to be a small indoor concert But it turned out to be a stadium One venue, it’s huge Let me give you a quick update Brother is here again I know It’s not next to the Bird’s Nest It’s the Bird’s Nest I’m at a place 14 kilometers from the Bird’s Nest Wukesong Arena There have also been performances there Chuanjun isn’t coming Will you feel sad? I already Last night I already felt sad for a long time Yeah Wang Xingyue isn’t coming, do you feel sad? Same question Do you His answer was more interesting Ask me again, go ahead Wang Chuanjun isn’t coming Will you feel sad? Give a different answer You ask me If brother doesn’t come, will you feel sad? You treat everyone equally Right? If anyone doesn’t come, I’ll feel sad I didn’t expect that we’ve also become old residents of the village. In the blink of an eye, we’ve become old villagers. Now, among us, Sister Meng is the most senior one. I was about to say the most senior… She’s been here since the first season. She’s been here from the first season until now. I joined in the second season. Now I’m actually the second most senior. I’ve outlasted everyone else. If you outlast her next year, you’ll be the founding member. When I arrived, I tried to edge out Sister Meng. The three of us should start a talk show. Sounds good. Let’s focus on Sister Meng later. Sister Meng, you sit here in a bit. She’ll be the host. We’ll chat. We’ll focus on the main topic later. When Sister Meng arrives, we’ll interview her. Where? Which room? I just felt a wave of happiness in the air. You’ve lost weight again. Because I was sick. I attended an event last night. I just arrived. What’s wrong? Low blood pressure. My blood pressure is low. And my heart is beating too fast. Is it because the village makes your heart race? Maybe it’s because I’m about to see you all. My heart is beating faster. My head feels all light right now. I’m so dizzy I could die. You don’t need to say anything. Leave this kind of thing to us. Gou Lingfeng Why isn’t that show airing yet, Gou Lingfeng? When is Gou Lingfeng coming on? I’ll share it for you too. Soon. I’ll wait for the hype of “Jiu Chong Zi” to die down first. Let it drop a bit more. It’s still too high right now. Afterglow Dear old Wu residents, Welcome back to Wu. You can even say “old Wu residents” too. Old Wu residents People “People” means us. In today’s recording, I’m the only one who’s been recording for five years. We just said, You’re the most senior now. That’s right. I’m second. You’re second. He wants to outlast you. He’s planning to outlast you next season. You want to outlast me? This year, I plan to give my friends a sense of something new. This year, I’m going for that cozy, relaxing feeling of being at home. Relaxation. And enjoying some alone time in my room. Showing my “Sleeping Beauty” side. Right. My “Sleeping Beauty” side. Come on. Wudao Office has collected some of the topics netizens are most curious about. Please respond to them one by one. Go into detail. Talk about it. What’s this? Look. Let’s just watch how Meng handles her facial expressions. That smile is about to burst out. What is this? Don’t laugh at me here. I want to laugh. I want to laugh too. This is kind of from the heart, Meng. I’m looking at you. Still need to stay calm. I’m very calm. Yeah. What does it mean? What does “sheng ka” mean? Coffee. Just ordered a coffee. But when you drink that coffee, it plays music. Yeah. That’s called “sound.” Yes. What are you three even talking about? What are you three even talking about? We were chatting and suddenly said, I said Meng is definitely up ahead. She’s probably already exhausted. Seeing the three of us always gossiping in the back. Yeah. But I also try to chime in whenever I can. When I see those scene transitions, I ask them, “What are you talking about?” I said hurry up, let me see it. All kinds of fun things. Next, we are making fun of all kinds of people, right? We’re not mocking, just chatting. Don’t think so badly of everyone. Bad, right. We all sincerely wish the best. Like, we would say Look at this. Look at our Ren. He won an award. Yeah. He even got a private jet to take him back. Back. To the concert. Right. That’s really nice. We were chatting there. We were still chatting. Saying, Ziqi, look how thin you’ve gotten. So handsome. Winning a big award. Winning a big award. We all give this kind of praise. Then Ren left us alone on stage. Sorry about that. Alright, anyway, thanks to “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu”. A perfect night Okay I might have to excuse myself I have to rush to the airport soon Because I have a performance tomorrow I need to go do a soundcheck Alright My private jet is waiting for me I have to go, bye Okay, thank you Thank you Sure Whatever I’m really in a hurry, sorry Um How long did that private jet wait that day, roughly? It waited about fifteen minutes Fifteen minutes It was just because I wanted to make a brief appearance with you on stage But I still have a question Since it’s a private jet Why the rush? Leaving straight from the stage Isn’t this a private jet? The ticket the organizer booked for me has already been canceled This is a ticket I booked myself on my phone A plane ticket So this is a plane ticket you booked yourself Then you said your private jet ticket was waiting for you To make that phrase a bit more concise Right Missed the vote Missed the vote Could the four veteran members each share your recent chat conversations with other members Share them Share them? For you all to see? I can’t share them Mainly, our conversations are not convenient to share It’s all just nonsense The people involved in our chats It’s not convenient right now either Can’t say There was even a period when I was watching the popularity of “Jiu Chong Zi” Wasn’t it getting more and more popular? I wondered if this group might get Meng Jie in trouble I mean the chat history of this group That group is actually pretty scary I even went online to look it up I asked if deleting chat history from my own phone would erase the group’s chat history It said no, it only deletes it from my side Then delete it now Deleted It was probably me who posted in the group. The behind-the-scenes photo of Xing Yue. The one where Xing Yue and Bai Lu are riding horses together. No. Yes. I think our last chat record in the group was We said, “See you at Taohuawu.” You asked me if I came yesterday. I said I didn’t come yesterday. You said, “Come today.” I came today. I posted that behind-the-scenes photo in the group. Our last chat record in the group. See you at Taohuawu. Got it. I found out a really scary secret. I’m not in that group. He’s not in that group either. Right? See? But he has his own group. I only have two groups. We have lots of “evil” little groups. I checked at that time. There are so many groups for Taohuawu. None of them have you. It’s not just me and Ziqi, there’s also Ziyi. You’re not in our group. There are lots of small groups without you. I was just observing your conversation. I couldn’t understand a single word. It was all in Chinese, but there were codes. So that’s why. I’ll make you understand right away. Let’s make a “villainous” four-person group chat in a bit. That’s too scary. Because you’re never around, you know? Really? Where did Ren go? Then Ren is always hard to find. He disappears in the middle of the night every day. Ren Where did Ren go? You can’t disappear again this time. Okay, sure. Ren, among the new members here, which ones do you know? Just Wang Feng. You should know Wang Feng. I’ve only seen Wang Feng on a show. It was a show from many years ago. Called “National Band Competition.” Now, let’s welcome Wu Tiao Ren. They were the only band that kept losing, but actually, they were always winning. Let’s give a round of applause for Teacher Wang Feng. Then his comment on our music was “wu ti…” Wu… something tou di. Wu… something tou di. I can’t, I don’t dare to say it. How do you say this phrase? How could you forget the most important word in the middle? Wu… something tou di. Wu ti tou di. That’s an idiom. I’m very cultured. Wu ti tou di. See, she’s cultured. She’s got guts. It shows deep admiration for someone. And it’s an even higher level of admiration. Admiring Teacher Wang Feng isn’t that a normal thing? Teacher Wang Feng admires him. Yeah, I mean, he said Teacher Wang Feng’s comment on his music was wu… something tou di. How about you go get some sleep? No, it’s just mutual appreciation. I’m like a mirror, right? When he sees me, it’s as if he sees his younger self. Aren’t you two about the same age? No, there’s quite a big age gap. At my age, others have already put me in a certain category. The auspicious time has arrived. Wang Feng is accepting a disciple. And Li Jiaqi’s apprenticeship ceremony officially begins now. Master. Your master will protect you as you travel the world. Wherever you go, you’ll always walk with confidence. Do you want to hear a song? Add two Peach Blossom coins, and I’ll stay here. I can’t get up. Getting up costs twenty Peach Blossom coins. In this drizzling, pouring rain, I can’t get up. Help! Later, the comments will say, “Don’t mistreat the elderly.” That’s a bit harsh. My knees might even be scraped. Because boys are competitive their whole lives. You tell us about Renke and Wang Feng’s musical achievements. And Renke is here, too. It has no empathy. It does. It doesn’t understand social norms. It’s being sarcastic to you. It said okay. The user is now calling themselves Rinke. I’ll smash this. Hey, do you guys know Xu Xin? Xu Xin, the table tennis player. Table tennis champion, right? Unbelievable. Xu Xin stands on one leg like a flamingo. That point where he hits the ball is already beyond human. Okay. Let me try asking a technical question. Alright. Okay. How can you beat Xu Xin in table tennis? Serve with high quality. It’s so serious. Accurate anticipation. Accurate anticipation. Make use of your forehand advantage. Change up the rhythm. Changing rhythm works. In total, there are three pages. If you can do what’s on these three pages, you can beat Xu Xin. If you can do what’s on these three pages, you can beat Xu Xin. You can’t handle it. He doesn’t even need any special techniques. He just pushes the ball straight at you. You can’t even return a single shot. This is hard to play. This isn’t flat. Don’t worry. He has plenty of ways. Let’s go. I’m done fighting. You all should have seen Yan Peilun. On that “Delightful Night” show. Yeah. It was really funny. Yeah, Yan Peilun. Me. I am who I am. You two are good friends. It’s more like a spiritual connection, that’s all. I’m an actor. I threw up on the show. If you air this part of me, That would be such a huge embarrassment. So, is Yan Peilun talented or is Xu Zhisheng talented? In terms of comedy, who is better? Xu Zhisheng. No, it’s describing them separately. I think its analysis is spot on. Look, you have a unique style and strong language skills. He has a diversity of characters. And improvisation skills. Yeah. So what it means is his acting is better than yours. Why don’t we ask it? That Classic Fresh Milk has been with us as an old friend of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu” for four years. 4.0 grams of fresh milk protein Double the fresh nutrition Classic Fresh Milk Good Classic Fresh Milk Protecting every family with fresh nutrition Taohuawu also uses genuine connections to preserve the warmth of everyday life Classic Fresh Milk is an emotional bond That answer is just perfect Impressive Yes Who do you know? Ziqi, among these people I know Zhou Yiran Zhou Yiran A lot of my friends are posting A lot of my friends are posting telling Zhisheng to take good care of him since he’s at Taohuawu You’re at Taohuawu and can already take care of others When they sent me those messages I said Have you watched “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu”? I’m the one who needs to be taken care of They say my voice sounds like an old man Yes. Let’s do a slate first. That’s right. Okay. Pre-interview with Zhou Yiran begins. What is your representative work? “When I Fly Towards You.” Which guest are you most familiar with this season? Maybe I know them. They don’t know me. Who are you most afraid to see right now? Sister Jing. Really? Do I seem especially fierce to you? No. Are you about to cry? No. Ask it how to get along with Sister Jing. Okay. Okay. Yuanbao. Yuanbao. Hello, Yuanbao. Xu Zhisheng wants to know how to get along with Ning Jing. So there won’t be any unnecessary arguments. Stay in a calm state. Listen actively. Express yourself gently. Use humor to diffuse situations. If you get along, then you get along. If you don’t, then you don’t. I’m just a bit rebellious. I think it started when I was young. Maybe that menopause wasn’t handled well. That was the rebellious phase. Rebellious phase. In this show, do you have any life skills? Life skills. I’m really good at that. So blurry. It’s okay. The food is still edible. The food is still edible. My name is Ouyang Didi. If I answer seriously, my representative work is definitely “Produce Camp Asia.” And I am a member of the girl group Elf Girls. But if I answer less seriously, my representative work is Ouyang Nana. Ouyang Didi She is Ouyang Nana’s younger sister. Okay, then next, And I also know Sister Dan Sister Zhu Dan Yes. Hello, everyone. I’m very happy to be in such a beautiful place and gather with all of you. My name is Zhu Dan. Among my old Taohuawu friends, there is Sister Meng, who once helped my husband. Thank you, Sister. So I hope that in this season of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu,” you can also help me out. Okay, Sister. It feels like we’re on a talk show. And there’s also Dong Sicheng. You know him too. He’s from our company. Yes, among these fifteen people, the only one I’m a bit familiar with is Sister Meng. I hope Sister Meng can look after me this time. You should pay the Taohua coins first. My bad. We’re from the same company, Sister Meng. Don’t say that. We’re all Taohuawu residents now. Let’s talk about outside matters later. Outside matters. Otherwise, how can we run this pawnshop? Give us thirty of them. Pay us the coins first, then we can talk. Little brother Alright You knew about this, right? She took my Peach Blossom Coins I know Not much “Accomplice” Look, “accomplice” Is this free? It’s free I just wrote it for fun It’s over Now I really am obsessed with money I’m the real big Pi Xiu Teacher, this needs to be drawn really well Can you give me one Peach Blossom Coin or two Peach Blossom Coins as payment? I feel like you’re really tired today Yeah So you see how much I care about Pengpeng I won’t let her work anymore I’m fine I can charge you less So you were planning to charge me Peach Blossom Coins too. Really? Yes. Look, I knitted this cup sleeve. Do you want one? I can knit one for you. How many Peach Blossom Coins for this? This is ten Peach Blossom Coins each. That’s too expensive. I don’t drink water. I never use cups. I just drink straight from the tap. You mean for the residents here? Look at what we’ve been driven to. There are no friends when it comes to money. All I hope for is to give Peach Blossom Dock back to what it was. There are quite a lot of new residents this year. Yes. So as an old resident, do you feel any pressure? I’ve already found a way for myself and Peach Blossom Dock to get along very well. Even though I’m an old resident, I actually feel that compared to them, we’re more like the new residents. Because the things we have to adapt to might be even more than they do. There’s a feeling that’s both familiar and strange at the same time. Strictly speaking, I think this year there’s no such thing as old residents. Because there are so few of us. You know? After meeting old friends, it’s time to meet new ones. No way. I’ve wasted decades for nothing. Be careful. Stop. Let me down. Is there a “no”? Is it you? Jing, help me, quick! Come, raise the platform for me. Make it higher. You came and took my job right away. You can’t get down. Do you know how long I’ve been standing up here?