EP1-1 FULL：Wuha trở lại! Chương trình hài hước tiếp tục! Một cuộc chiến giữa người và chó sắp nổ ra

EP1-1 FULL：Wuha trở lại! Chương trình hài hước tiếp tục! Một cuộc chiến giữa người và chó sắp nổ ra

Chao has a fever 38.1 degrees I’ve taken all the medicine I should Let’s change our name to “Sunset Red” How about it? Just like a team Even if you’re benched, you still have to play The person you like is still supporting you Yes I don’t care anymore A disastrous start, falling apart Let’s go, brothers Welcome to Aletai It’s deadly Come on We’re competing with the Taz Hounds What is this? Wu Ha Here it comes Come Barely fast I didn’t let you drink How to scoop out sheep’s eyes Two old people leaning on canes here Is there such a question? What is this? Brother He Brother He Brother He Hello Is your body okay? It’s okay. Still alive. Sit down and have some tea. Yes. Sorry. My body feels a bit uncomfortable today. Do we still need to go in one by one? There’s no one left. Let’s hurry and go in together. Hello We both came in with thermos cups Age has caught up Age has caught up Just the two of us For now, it’s just us This is our special milk tea Okay, thank you Have you tried it before? I don’t think I’ve had it before. Why don’t you go first? You go, you go first. Hurry up and try some. How have you been lately, big brother? I feel a bit hot. Over thirty-eight degrees. We haven’t seen each other since we played football last time. Right? But you’re still in good shape. Your skin looks great after sweating. It’s like meeting an old friend. No, he was checking my temperature. It’s hot. Take a look. I just took some fever medicine. Energy. Talking about energy. No problem. Big Brother Just finished skiing Sunglasses Fashionable outfit, right? Thought I brought a pot over No, come Come Come, Big Brother, sit Sit, come Big Brother, come Should have stood up long ago Come, Big Brother, you first Come Don’t Come Don’t Come Don’t You come Wait, why am I sitting next to him? Are you okay? Still a bit feverish I’ve taken all the medicine I need Yesterday on the plane, he told me So pretentious Hey, do you know? I’ve been really unlucky lately I asked, how are you unlucky? He said, look at this The day before yesterday, I started having a fever again Then Yesterday, while I was cutting my nails As I was cutting My nail flicked into my eye Then I had to dig it out for a long time I was holding a thermometer I had to rush out Catch a plane Everyone was rushing me He said, I’ve been really unlucky these past few days Yes I said, you know, I’m also unlucky right now He asked, what’s wrong? Because you’re sitting next to me, I said You called me Alright, everyone is here We’re starting the recording today Everyone is here What’s wrong with Wang Esq.? This There is one found him before the CCTV Spring Festival Gala so we can’t hinder his development thought something happened again come in the afternoon it’s okay change the name to “Sunset Red” for us is it okay We also know about this little deer and uncle Some time ago Because they made some mistakes So they took the initiative to reflect and settle down Yes I think it’s understandable Of course It’s like Punishing a few people Big brother said it’s like punishing Punishing in a game, yes It’s a fact What you mentioned It’s like a team I remember the 1997 league The last match was at our home ground A few people were punished At that time, Dalian remained unbeaten for fifty-five matches Fifty-five matches It was already fifty-five matches Even if we won the last match We would still be second In the end, I was the one punished in that match And then you won We won the game four to two Ending its fifty-five game streak Actually, this is a very simple thing For example, we are a team Even if you get a penalty, you still have to play Yes, you can’t give up Your fans are still cheering The people you like are still supporting you Yes You said You just can’t give up Yes And in the next game You have to get back on the field Right? Actually, it’s simple When it first happened, indeed Actually, this is off the record Actually, everyone is very troubled It should be called sleepless nights and restless days And actually, I have met both of them. Extremely regretful. Just now, big brother said whether to kick the ball down is up to Wu Ha we have many loyal viewers of Wu Ha so we need to we still need to make the show good You think too simply You have to do something for these fans You have to pay for your actions It’s very normal Yes I think no matter how much you say Since you made a mistake You should reflect on yourself properly Just walked half a day Think carefully, isn’t the older ginger spicier? Of course Where is everyone? The director asked me yesterday if there was any worse news. Then I said Brother Chao was sick. Brother Chao has a fever. A fever. 38.1 degrees. Let’s also inform the audience. He’s had a fever since yesterday. Are you feeling okay? I’m okay. Is there any possibility that it’s viral myocarditis or something? No, this is actually normal for Wu Ha’s recording. You can get myocarditis from it. Just perform normally and we will be in danger. I can try later I will later I considered that if you have viral myocarditis or if it’s serious, I prepared a substitute for you. You prepared a substitute for me? I prepared a stand-in for you. In case for example, during the water splashing or hole drilling segment, for example, if you can’t hold on, you have the right to summon the stand-in once. Come, take a look. Thank you Are you satisfied with this look? So handsome You’re just flattering me Yes Is he a local friend? My name is Aisanjiang, I’m from You might as well take off his headgear and say it You really are It’s so uncomfortable for others Handsome or not? Put on the headgear. Put it on. Handsome, very handsome. My name is Aisanjiang. From Urumqi, Xinjiang. Hello, Aisanjiang. Brother Chao. Do you have any opinions about your stand-in? Like this Let him completely replace me, okay? Really I think the recording effect will be better And we are missing the small one this time How about it? I think the stand-in is still A bit handsome Still based on the original image It has a great degree of replication A bit handsome, to be honest Just now, when the headgear was taken off The impact was too strong Prince Thank you Not you Old Prince It’s me Although only three of us are present our friends are on their way I am also very touched during this process that we, the five of us, have been recording for several years and some of us our own friends and family like those who have come a few times Ma Jeni and Hanyu they all sent messages to us saying do you have any difficulties do you need us to come yes yes the difficulties are significant can’t really call it difficulties A bit tragic Destruction So, today because Let’s also tell our audience friends Yes Various situations Only the old folks are present The old folks will still play the game well Season 5 of “Hahahahaha” Let’s start Officially start Everyone finished eating, right? Finished eating Alright, let’s head out Leaving, goodbye Goodbye Thank you Slow down, the ground is slippery The ground is slippery This is the slipperiest We need to take it step by step carefully Friends The road ahead is rough The three of us support each other Walk carefully Come Really, be careful Really careful Alright This Didn’t expect Our champion fears this the most Next time, we’ll bring Wei here to bully him. Other places won’t work. Something is missing No matter what, it feels like something is missing Missing some people It’s really quiet Pretty good Very good I think everything is arranged for the best Yes, I think so too Yes It’s really a bit hot Master, should the temperature go down first? Otherwise, go out Too exciting Sixteen degrees is fine Actually, coming to Wuhaha is also How important it is to come with a healthy body Because at Wuhaha, besides the excitement It’s also fun, you know? I always feel like I’m like a child Finally waited for the weekend Can go to the amusement park Then got a fever It will Because sometimes Little Flower Sister is like this Didn’t have fun, you know? Who is this? Yingbin Road Yes, Yingbin Road He still needs to take a few more steps. Ma, hurry up. Ma. Hurry, brother Everyone must be frozen like popsicles I thought standing there today was all I had to shoot today Didn’t expect it was just the beginning Thank you Thank you to our family No How is your cold? Is your cold getting better? It’s not a cold. I have a fever. Yes, be careful. I’ll handle it. Various types of flu It’s all over my body. I have types A, B, C, and D. You have type A and B flu. You’re a “second-rate person.” The problem is the medicine you made me take yesterday. It was too much. What? You ate early yesterday, so it’s fine. You’re fine, you really are. I already ate. You were the last to eat. No. Luckily, you came. Someone will fill in for the music part. Write a song first. Don’t. Really, and you’ve been reflecting for so long. You should have some new ideas. I’m not afraid of letting you down. I’m afraid of letting myself down. It’s okay. Life can’t always be… You have to do something that lets yourself down sometimes. Too much. We have to suffer losses and make sacrifices. Okay. Mental control over me. We still have to suffer losses and make sacrifices. Otherwise, it’s meaningless. The next stop’s friend is a bit far. Who’s at the next stop? Guess. Hanyu. It’s likely Hanyu. Really Hanyu Hello Hello everyone Hello brothers No, you just sit here Don’t move back Yes Block him Yes, block Brother Chao No Okay, no problem Let you sit You have that immunity Bro, you keep facing that way After talking, you turned back again Because none of us had it You had it, what are you afraid of Then it’s fine That arrangement in this position is the best position You can even be his caregiver today I am filtering today Filter, right I’ll filter for you I might be the most toxic one I found out You are the “big toxin” Look The younger generation has no respect at all Really Not at all At such a close distance Seeing this kind of attitude from the younger generation towards me You are the “big toxin” I feel like we just started recording now and it finally feels like “Wu Ha”. The earlier parts didn’t really feel like it. What were we recording earlier? The earlier parts were sentimental. Ai Fujianni hasn’t arrived yet. Did someone pick him up? Jiani He’s probably frozen by now. This is not it I saw it I saw the dancing person What is the “lunatic” doing Jenny Look, it’s huge Can this door fit It went down He doesn’t need to come up We’ve arrived, right We have to go down The road is not easy to walk But that car needs to be replaced I saw it, very “bumpy” Is it this red one They won’t let us get on this bus, right? No, listen to my explanation first. This bus is pretty good. Happily taking pictures of the bus. Let’s go, brothers. Did you arrange this? I arranged this. This is good, this is fun. So cold. So fun. Do you know how cold it is? This is so cold, not fun. No, I am the local guide for this stop. You’re the local guide, can you get on? Come on, brothers I feel like if you stand up alone it’s already full Let’s squeeze a bit, it’s warmer Thank you Thank you Hurry up Hurry up Come on Come This car hasn’t moved yet I already feel cold No, I have to Chao, you go to the front It’s okay, come on Don’t force it, don’t get on I’m just exploring how far the limits of life can go Come on, brother Here it comes Brother Chao, do you want to crouch down? It’s okay, I’ll check when it gets up Block the wind It’s okay, there’s no view when crouching Bai is coming up Let’s go Talking more is useless Go over there to relieve yourself Stick your butt in the snow for a while Friends, welcome to Altay Let’s go Can’t speak Why are you squatting down Don’t you want the footage Don’t you want the footage What do you want My life Don’t you want the footage Here it comes So many dogs This is so cool This dog Taz hound chasing a rabbit So cool Can run so far Come Come Give it to me Yes No Gave me this Five Ha Warriors Do you accept? Not warriors We are simply Five Ha Okay, everyone walk this way Everyone walk this way Over there Walk cooler, okay? How are you? Hello everyone Hello Your pause is really Welcome everyone to Altay at this important moment the old friends of Wu Ha are also here waiting for everyone let’s give a warm applause to welcome this new friend Zhen Xiaoxi Hello Stand in the middle Zhen Xiaoxi, come Zhen Xiaoxi Come Brother, share a bit Come Where are you standing? Thanks, brother Come Don’t eat too much Thank you You’re welcome Slow down Don’t eat too much All have Zhen Xiaoxi brought us a new flavor after twenty-five years In 2025 Why write it this way? Twenty-five years Tell me how to read it It’s not wrong, anyway, your reading is correct Zhen Xiaoxi also brought us a new flavor for 2025 Strawberry Dodo with plenty of Dandong strawberry pulp paired with 100% selected fresh milk Delicious Children’s favorite flavor Alright, let me tell everyone about the hunting dog that was chasing everyone just now called the Tazi hunting dog It can fight with wolves but has a gentle temperament It’s a good friend of herders The Tazi hunting dog has a history of nearly 2,700 years Cold-resistant and fast Strength is its main advantage The Tazi hunting dog speed race is also an important winter folk event that has been preserved Every year it attracts enthusiasts from all over the region to come and compete An excellent Taz hunting dog is worth forty-seven horses Really? Forty-seven horses The price? The price Really? I didn’t know It’s the top-level rarity Really That’s the difference between him and me This breed is acceptable This breed is acceptable Yours is now at the “disabled” level I’m still working on the effect Really Alright, welcome everyone to the first Zhenxi Snow Capital Cup relay race event in the entire region What is this? It’s written over here Relay race As far as the eye can see No, really can’t do it Really What does this mean? “Myocarditis” Today we are in the Altay region to have an earth-shattering race with the Tazi hounds to have an earth-shattering race Wait a moment I just didn’t quite hear that Compete in what? Compete in what? A racing competition. What? I lost. Aren’t we here to have fun? No. I mean to race against it. Race against a dog? You run. You demonstrate first. Come on. Let the locals demonstrate. I admit defeat. Don’t race against a Taz hound. Find a Pekingese. I might not even be able to outrun it. You chose such a high-class breed to race. You don’t even need a Pekingese. You race against a Papillon. Papillon. Papillon sounds so old. You mean a Yorkshire Terrier? Smaller. Why are you smiling so happily, Ai Fujie? How fast can you run 100 meters? I’m very fast. I’m really telling the truth. I’m very fast, my legs are strong. I’m very fast. My legs are strong. Ma is already exhausted. Is it easy to make some money? What kind of situation are you setting up now? Look at us standing together. Is it possible for us to participate in such an event? You said you wanted to run. Running fast, like a deer running fast. Yes. Really. Uncle is also fast Boss, come quickly, boss Yes, he is in better shape Today we must defeat the Taz Hounds to gain recognition in the Xinjiang region Only then can we proceed to the next destination I will give them recognition now Xinjiang welcomes you Xinjiang welcomes you Does everyone have confidence? Does everyone have confidence? Confidence is definitely not there No Okay, I guess everyone would answer like this So the script says no confidence It doesn’t matter Friendship first, competition second I hope everyone can give their best Show your style in the competition Okay What prize do we get if we win? Recognition Just recognition Yes Okay This is appreciated Finally, just say We run faster than dogs This is true Both statements are bad Worse than dogs The race is about to start. There are a few special rules. First, you six will relay. and compete against a Taz hound. The track is a total of 250 meters. Each person runs 50 meters. Okay. You only need to run five legs in total. One person will stand at the finish line. They don’t need to run. The Taz hound will start 15 seconds later than everyone. That’s too short. 51 seconds. Half an hour. No, originally one person runs. and still has a chance to win. We also have to pass the baton. Is there anyone who can run with just two legs? The Taz hound. Otherwise, tie up two legs. For fairness, the Taz hound can only use two legs. We also use two legs. Or we use four legs. Okay, let’s go. Let’s give it our all. Come on, let’s give it a try. Come on. Okay, let’s proceed to the oath-taking segment. Oath-taking. What oath? So cool. This is so cool. Please welcome the oath representative, Baliheng He will read a line, and everyone will follow Okay Will cooperate and never cause trouble Will cooperate and never cause trouble Swearer Baliheng Swearer Baliheng No, you are not called Baliheng Chen He Come on Okay, warm up before the match Okay It’s about to start It seems like warming up is pointless, right? Losing is highly likely. It doesn’t matter. Just dance. We still have the starter. But it’s still very slippery. You can’t take big steps, you need to take small ones. Yes. You can only run like this. Is this side better? The darker it is, the slipperier it gets. To that one. Okay Can run Alright I’ll go first First Brother, I’ll be second Who’s third Ma Okay I’ll be fourth You’re fourth, I’ll follow you Alright Go for it Five ha Ma Let’s move forward a bit Even with a bit of error, it’s a win Winning isn’t that glorious Move back a bit What do you mean You move forward, I’ll move back This way I run a shorter distance Why Because you’re faster than me I’m telling you You start running, I’ll start running What kind of relay is this These two fat guys, really A meal Wasted effort Gao Hanyu will finish running by himself. I think so too. Go Gao Hanyu! Go Gao Hanyu! Go for it! What is that? Go for it! Runs the fastest How fast can it run The fastest is sixty yards Did it eat enough today You switch to a hungry one Come on The pressure on the first leg is huge Come on Got it Gao Hanyu, come on Come on Ready Come on Ready Come on Wu Ha Okay, get ready Start Come on The dog is too fierce! Come on The horse is coming. Look at that dog. Go for it, He Go for it Go for it Wu Ha is here So fast, so fast, He Go for it What’s with this dog How did this dog How did it run The dog is already flying Black Girl It’s over Keep going Slow down This maneuver The dog is already here, why run? It’s here It’s here Where’s the dog? To be honest The dog has already had a cup of tea The car is blocking the dog. The dog is running with restrained energy. That’s right. The dog’s speed is determined by humans. Release the dog in fifteen seconds. Then the dog ran for twenty-five seconds. So the dog ran for a total of forty seconds. Humans took fifty seconds. Too fast. Can’t outrun it. Nature is truly amazing. So today, do we have to succeed in the challenge? Yes. Xinjiang doesn’t have this game. Is it crazy? Flying to Xinjiang. Where are we? I forgot where I am from running. Where? Where? What? Where are we? Don’t know. I don’t know either. No, Xinjiang doesn’t have this game. No, Xinjiang, where are we? Altay. Altay, right. I ran so much I forgot where I am. Even if we go to Altay, we won’t ski. Come to run with the dog. Can’t I run with the dog in Shanghai? Shanghai doesn’t have such fast dogs. No need for such a fast dog How do we cut these ten seconds like this? Is there any skill card? Let’s try again, let’s try again Then change the lineup Changing the lineup won’t win Running around won’t change anything Can’t change it Even if you call Su Bingtian, it won’t help now Su Bingtian Will it help if he comes? It should help Quick It means We lost at the last leg, right? I understand I understand My first leg and last leg What’s the difference? From my perspective just now The dog overtook from Here it started Please listen to me I’m speaking objectively When I got the baton It had already overtaken Yes Just before I got it I saw the dog had already passed There’s no way It started accelerating there anyway So it lost because of you No Right here I am faster than a dog He ran halfway before the dog was released Really? How could it not be fast? I am faster than a dog The dog isn’t as fast as me That’s how it is now It’s no longer the first or second leg Our overall speed We’ve always been great We don’t have a first or second leg We are awesome Xinjiang sports We won Save some energy That changes the essence, I’ll go Should I run once? Don’t run I think it’s okay If you run, we’ll release the cows How about we go Like this Let’s go to the cows for a segment Even more exciting than this Come on, hurry, let’s go Let’s go Let’s go, don’t mind him Don’t make us run with the dogs Let’s go Alright, brothers We can do it Brother Chao still gives full emotional support I think we will definitely win If it doesn’t work, I’ll go first Alright, that’s fine Go, Ai Fujie Ni Charge We can definitely defeat them Yes, we can do it So powerful Go for it Go for it Come on Go for it Charge Wu Ha Go for it Wu Ha Go for it So fast, so fast Start Wu Ha is here So fast, so very fast Hurry up, Hanyu Keep going Five Ha Come on Hurry up, Hanyu Come on Come Come on Brother Bai Brother Bai Keep it up Keep it up Brother Bai Keep it up Brother Bai Brother Bai Won Didn’t win The dog went first No Big brother went first Are you sure? I saw big brother go first Dog forty-six, human forty-seven One second What is it? Lost Missed by a second Don’t joke around One second short You’re talking nonsense So tired I’m going Jenny You switch with Deng Chao So good Brother Chao Not a bit of hesitation Can you do it, Brother Chao? Brother Chao, can you do it? I can No, this panting This heart and lungs are not good Don’t force yourself then I think it’s still okay Let me do it Mainly can’t stand you Really okay? It’s okay Okay I absolutely give full emotional value What are you doing at the last second? I’m telling you, if this lineup wins, I’m telling you, you should go back to Urumqi. You Let me tell you If we win this round, it’s your problem My problem We both did well, right? We were fast Brother He is slow, right? Brother He is quite fast His legs move quickly Yes Nothing else, just do it Do it Come on Be careful Encourage us, okay? Come on We were one second off just now Come on I can’t run in this Come on Come on It started Come This is it Come on Come on Come on Come on Okay, Hanyu Come on Come on Hurry Come on Hurry, Hanyu Come on Hurry, Hanyu Come on Come on Finished What’s wrong, Brother Bai? Keep it up! We won Won We won Who is not here? Who is embarrassed My problem Whose problem My problem My problem, brothers Count this second for me, okay Won by a few seconds One second Really? I don’t know either Won One second Won Two seconds Two seconds You’re a two-second man Blood boiling The dog took one last look Isn’t that the person in red standing at the finish line? It understood Look at the person in black Look, the one from Xinjiang is there Okay Knowledgeable Knowledgeable ones Outsiders are not here Thought about it for a long time I still don’t have your “dog” Alright, let’s proceed with the awards Congratulations everyone on defeating the Taz Hound The Taz Hound, not easy Not easy Say it out loud Is it still that black dog? No, no one would believe it if you said it Who can Who said we could defeat the Taz Hound Just look at him Look This of mine I also think I can’t win I didn’t say I wanted to win This brother, I have to shake hands with it Xiao Hei Xiao Hei, hand Hand, Xiao Hei Xiao Hei Xiao Hei, good Xiao Hei, good job Alright, congratulations to the Wuha Warriors team for winning the championship of this match Already had myocarditis Was Xiao Hei scared? Let’s also give applause to our Taz hound Xiao Hei Xiao Hei is great Let’s welcome the award presenters Deputy Secretary of the Party Committee of Laste Township, Sha Wulie First Secretary of Nuogait Village, Xu Xinhe Step forward to present medals and prizes to the two teams Thank you Thank you Thank you Alright, we all ran and got hungry We got hungry from running, let’s go eat Okay Great This is the farm I smell lamb Farm Ahe Farm Hello Hello Hello, everyone So many people Fan Zhiyi Fan Zhiyi Hello Okay There’s also a menu Pilaf Can I try this? Sure You can also eat these dried fruits Thank you The food at this place is quite good Because I ate here yesterday This fried meat noodles And the garlic naan Are especially delicious What is the source of food today? Did you see the big guy across the street? Yes, I saw him. They are locals. They are quite famous for being “big eaters.” “Big eaters.” We also have a “big eater” who can eat a lot My stomach isn’t very big right now We have prepared a lot of Xinjiang cuisine You need to compete with the big brother to taste Okay It’s about who can eat something the fastest Can’t get out Can’t get out You scared me What are you doing It seems like you didn’t know I was coming Didn’t know you were coming to this segment You’re late No I really forgot Because Found out you weren’t here, recording went smoothly I just Zhisheng Brother Chao Look, Zhisheng, Mr. Xu Whenever Mr. Xu speaks, it’s impactful Thank you, brother Sit Challenge to eat There are eight big brothers here You just need to beat three of them Then you can leave Otherwise, you have to keep eating It’s about eating fast, right? Fast Then it shouldn’t be scary You should have said earlier I stopped eating last month I’ll just starve a bit I ate a lot this morning You decide who goes first Wang Mian, Wang Mian just arrived Wang Mian, Mian Mian Did you eat? Wang Mian, Zhisheng You two go first Okay What’s with your look? Can’t see it from outside It’s about who eats faster, right? Get up, get up You should get up You said you would get up but you didn’t A bit scared It’s been two rounds and you still haven’t gotten up A bit scared Let’s go Come Go Off you go Just start directly No You sit first Sit in the middle Sit back Have you all eaten? I’ll eat you first. I can tell Brother Bai is really good at drinking. Right? How much can he drink? Six pounds. Yes. I can’t even drink six pounds of water Six pounds Only I can handle six pounds Stop coughing next to me Alright, Mianmian, pick a dish Pick a dish I thought we were picking an opponent I think the hand-grabbed meat might be okay. Pilaf. Hand-grabbed rice is amazing. This is quick. Noodles. Right? Skewers, a bit faster. How about I get a happy drink? Okay. Sure. I’ll set an example first. Alright. Happy drink. Happy drink, right? Happy drink. Okay. Who is the big brother here? Which big brother ordered the happy drink? Me. Six Jin. Big brother Six Jin. No, brother. Wait a moment. Aren’t I supposed to choose the opponent? No. No, each one is fixed. Fixed. Then I… We all choose the happy drink. Big brother, don’t rush. I’ll change an option. Okay, change another one, right? This one is for you, Brother He. I can’t do it This is too amazing I don’t care anymore The sky is falling, it’s collapsing I just want happy water Happy water Big brother, tell us about your achievements My name is Saileke Saileke From Altay How much happy water did you drink before At most, once Always drinking Always Always drinking happy water But this is about speed Not about quantity Yes A bottle in a few seconds Then it has to be seven seconds How big is the bottle This big This big bottle Alright, serve the food It’s okay This is at least 600 milliliters That’s alright Then you have to go Me Yes Don’t rush, brother No, can we stand up and drink Okay It seems like you have less of that It’s fine You have less of that After drinking, show it to the camera One, two, three, start Mian Mian Mian Mian, hurry Mian Mian Mian Mian Missed it, Mianmian Missed Lost Mianmian saw them finish drinking at the last moment On their own face Directly poured on the face Didn’t care at all Big brother won Big brother, seven seconds, we counted for you Seven seconds Only seven seconds? Impressive I give up Impressive Big brother Okay, who’s next? Zhisheng Alright Come on, I’ll do it You do it Being late doesn’t mean much Come on Fried meat noodles Are you serious? That was fast Finished ordering, right? You went straight for the top Straight to fried meat noodles No Be careful No Stop persuading me Fried meat noodles Look at your opponent Fried meat Take a look at your opponent Sorry That was reckless Alright, this is quick Really, this is going fast Oil-fried meat noodles Twice your size Hello Hello, teacher Hello, teacher I want to hear about his achievements Added several noodles Let me introduce myself first My name is Aydenbek I am a local from Altay City I just graduated from university At home You just graduated from university My achievement is I used to, while eating While eating mixed noodles Added ten noodles Ten noodles Then my friends around me called me Sit down Forget it But it doesn’t necessarily mean he’s fast Quantity, right I just saw that bowl It’s bigger than your face This amount is fine. Finish it, right? Yes, finish it. Whoever finishes first wins. One Two Three Start Zhisheng is someone who wins with words. This has already shut Zhisheng up. Look at that. But he still relies on his mouth. How big is that spoonful? Brother, what should I call you? Let’s eat first. Brother, if you choke, you can drink some water. I didn’t tell you to drink. You’re letting the noodles soak. I think Zhisheng is a bit just pretending to eat noodles Zhisheng seems a bit oxygen-deprived His head is getting bigger If it doesn’t work out, let’s just enjoy it Look at big brother It smells so good Why am I getting hungry Big brother eats very elegantly Slow and elegant Big and fragrant It really smells good Why is Zhisheng drinking water all the time Zhisheng, look at big brother over there He’s already won Zhisheng Forget it, he’s done eating He’s already finished eating Zhisheng, do you want garlic? Should I get you a garlic? Get a garlic. Onions, garlic. We need to serve it quickly. This side is almost out of food. It’s gone. Brother has even finished the side dishes. There’s still one of those. Zhisheng, the garlic is here. Forget it, or take your time eating. Forget it. You just need to eat well. Zhisheng, winning is out of the question now. Don’t shake. Eat with some healthy dignity. Okay? What? What is this? What did you just say? You want to compete with him in eating garlic, right? There’s no such round, Zhisheng. No. You need to see if the big brother is willing. Big brother. Let’s compete in eating onions. Onions. Okay. This extra round is a bonus for you. Not necessarily. This is too intense. Why? This is “spicy to death.” Very strong. One, two, three, start. Look at him. Big Brother Big Brother, you’re too fierce. Zhisheng I already told you Eating for health is the most important Just eat the noodles. It’s my first time hearing about noodles with onions. It’s too spicy. It’s too spicy. Overwhelming. Zhisheng. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Zhisheng’s expression just now. It looked like a certain animal. An anteater. A bit, just the mouth is shorter. But it really looks like an anteater. Do you know? Big brother finished eating. Big brother even. Ate everything, even the end. Zhisheng, let’s compete with him in eating garlic. Add some garlic. Lost, really lost. Your face looks like it just got on. Take a look. I tried my best. Okay, the second round of the competition failed. It’s over. It’s over, nothing will win. Still win three. How to win three? There will be meat eating later. I want to eat hand-grabbed meat. Your physique looks the most likely to win. Yes. This has potential. This, from the physique. For the first time, we have a sense. A sense of evenly matched. Hello. I am Yakupjiang. Yakupjiang. I sell meat. Meat eater. We just eat two or three kilograms casually. Two or three kilograms. It’s the first time I’ve heard of eating meat in one place. All measured in kilograms. How’s the speed, bro? Speed is good. Good. This is okay No problem, right, Jenny? This is okay I see your technique I think this round has potential Go for it, Jenny One, two, three, start Jenny can do it Big brother is a bit nervous Jenny You are carrying the responsibility of this Cool There’s a chance Cool There’s a chance Go for it, Jenny Cool Big brother is getting anxious Big brother is standing up Big brother over there is finally anxious Won So cool Cool You need to support us, big brother It’s over Jenny just kept it in her mouth Didn’t swallow Our Genie just has a big mouth, actually didn’t swallow it. Brother even ate a radish in between to cleanse his palate. No Too much It’s over Is this a single serving? Put one there for someone Put it in their bowl It’s over, we lost Should have been penalized directly I’m telling you, brother Lost It’s over, finished Okay, next Pilaf Very stable Grasp rice, they don’t have good players Big brother is here This big brother Forget it, or Grasp rice, come Grasp rice, I think big brother can catch you Welcome I am Maimaiti Maimaiti I am Aletai This place sells lamb and beef Lamb and beef, selling meat Selling meat Big brother, just killed ten sheep today There is still blood on the pants Now getting older Fifty-five years old Fifty-five years old Fifty-five Big brother is very kind Big brother Give me some water, thank you Not bad This is not bad Not bad Smells good Give me a spoon, thank you Do you use a spoon for grasp rice? Grasp rice Big brother, do you use a spoon for grasp rice? No, I need a spoon Okay You made it harder for yourself, brother Otherwise, it would be too boring Are you ready? Ready Start This is professional Actually, eating rice like this is tasty Tasty like this Ma, this technique is Look at this technique This is cool But, brother, this And you have to rub it like this Yes, you need to press it Press it That portion is huge When he presses it like this The oil inside gets squeezed out So fragrant, eating like this So fragrant, big brother, eat Half the plate is gone But, brother really Brother also Brother No, big brother, that hand is so big No It’s gone. Gone. Brother, the (food) is gone. Gone. Slow down. Ma, you can stop eating. Add some more side dishes. You can. You said I lost. It’s okay, take your time. Learn this method. You lost, but… I have to finish my food. Do you think I’m competing with you? Do you think I’m competing with you? I’m just hungry. Just having a normal lunch. What are we talking about? Got up early. Seven thirty. Got up at seven thirty. Haven’t eaten yet. Had a little lunch. Had a little lunch. Is this delicious? It’s extremely delicious. Then I want to bake buns Okay, we have baked buns Why don’t you take a look Confirm these eight baked buns again This is probably your two months’ worth of carbs Bro, how many can you usually eat Usually can eat thirty Thirty Big bro can eat thirty baked buns at once How many Thirty Really Do you still drink water, bro Yes Start Hanyu stuffs one in at a time Impressive Hanyu has potential Hanyu eats very gracefully Slow down, you need to pace yourself Rhythm You need to have rhythm I found that the trick is to chew. If you don’t chew, it won’t go down. It won’t go down. There really is. It feels like both of them did something wrong. Yes, Brother Bai isn’t very happy either. Brother Bai It feels like there’s some conflict between them. It’s like a cold war. Yes, they need to reconcile. Yes. Let’s reconcile after we finish these buns. Two brothers dividing the inheritance. Dividing the inheritance. Not even looking at each other. Not even looking. Each eating their own. It’s hard to say, right? Water, Hanyu. Okay. Hanyu is really impressive. Now we need to encourage him. Go for it! This bite must come first. By the way. Hanyu, go for it! Impressive. We usually don’t eat carbs. Let’s bet on today. Really, there’s a chance. Whistling Keep going There’s still suspense I can’t whistle I just remembered Stop cheating. I won’t. Big brother won’t either. Can you whistle? No. Big brother whistles. Whistle. Can you whistle? Defeated by a whistle Defeated by a whistle Wasted No It feels like you’re scolding him Wasted (foolish) Sorry I want to eat sheep’s head But I don’t know how to eat it Just tear it open and eat Tear it open and eat Is it delicious? Delicious Especially delicious Really I believe it can be Sheep’s head Pour on Soul juice It’s my first time eating sheep’s head I don’t really know how to eat it yet Hello Delicious Hello, let me through Okay Very big Half Half, it’s okay It looks a bit scary up close. I am Hanati. I work at Altay Airport. How many sheep heads can you eat? Maybe this one. Seven or eight. Seven or eight. Big brother. Sworn brothers. Brother He. We rely on you. Can we regain a bit of our dignity? I saw it online. It’s a bit different from seeing it up close. A bit scared. Cover your eyes. You pour it first. Then I… If Brother He eats all the bone fragments does it still count as a win if it’s a bit later? Look at his expression His teeth are all black, why? Didn’t brush He didn’t brush his teeth His teeth are a bit black What is this? Ear This is an ear Ear The ear is delicious Alright, start Brother, slow down, brother Don’t talk Brother Don’t talk yet So scary Why is this thing so scary after tearing it apart? Tear and eat Smells good No, brother Brother, do you have a grudge against this sheep? Brother eats well You talk over there Stop talking So scary Is it cold? It’s not cold, so scary The more I look, the scarier it gets It’s the first time I’ve seen someone Get scared while eating Brother, take a look at it Brother, look Sheep eyes are also tasty. Sheep eyes Lift it up and eat it. Pick it up. How do you scoop out sheep eyes? Take it out. It won’t come out. How to scoop out sheep eyes? Use your mouth. Brother, take a look. They finished eating over there. Like this. Smells good Keep going Brother Brother He said don’t look at me Brother, the dignity of Wu Ha Brother, stop shaking He, swallow what’s in your mouth Scared to eat Swallow The big brother next to you is already enjoying the competition He’s enjoying the food What is this What is this, it’s soft What is this Why is the color different If you don’t finish it, he’ll take your half Brother, the big brother is already striving for perfection It’s over Finished eating But Brother Spider, you are very elegant How does it taste? Delicious But a bit unfamiliar Delicious Need to try harder Eat a few more times next time No I also find it tasty But I am a bit scared of the eyes But you seem to enjoy eating it It is very delicious Really delicious I will have a bite too Tear me a piece Very tasty With crispy bones It is delicious Delicious Delicious I will eat slowly on the side Can’t we win again? I’m here, I want lamb skewers. Lamb skewers. Let’s go all out. Hello, Brother Chao. Hello. My name is Abugarkhan. Abugarkhan. I work in Altay City. For one meal, I just eat a sheep’s head. Then have five or six kilograms of meat. Five or six kilograms. One meal. One meal. But actually, lamb skewers are about speed. Right? This is the only possibility. How many skewers? Oh no We need to finish these We need to finish these Good meat, brother Brother Chao How about I do it You do it We can win We need to win this round We need to win Win Come on We can’t keep losing, right? Yes Is there no sound from our side? Shout Although I’m from the south, Jiangxi Make the meat skewers smaller I’ve loved meat skewers since I was a child Especially from Xinjiang Pull them off and eat, quickly No need The mouth will be slower Come Shout One, two, three, start Come on Come on, Brother Chao Brother, look at him Come on, Brother Chao Come on Brother, look at him Brother, look at him Brother, shouldn’t we wear gloves? It’s not about the gloves, brother It’s not about the gloves This way of eating Big brother, you need to chew You can’t just throw it in Not chewing counts as cheating Not chewing counts as cheating You need to chew The doctor said to chew thirty times It’s good for your health Let me count How many times did you chew just now? Six times Chewing slowly helps with digestion, brother Don’t stuff too much The fuller you eat, the harder it is to swallow Two skewers already You can take over anytime You can take over Come That was reckless Wait a moment Change person Okay, come Change person Big brother “Fan Shen” is here Hurry up Yellow card warning One yellow card warning, it’s okay It has started Big brother can do it Big brother Big brother is fierce Big brother Asian pride You come up and praise yourself first Brother Bai, impressive Really not chewing No, this side That side That side I’m still dissecting this sheep I suddenly realized the meat was too tough Eat some vegetables Eat some onions Eat a bit of onions Yes Big brother has a plan We have to do as the locals do What to do You’re amazing Amazing I think looking and eating are completely different things different things Teeth can’t move once they’re stuck in Held on tightly Then after stuffing two skewers The area your teeth can move becomes smaller Exactly Must have dignity As long as you defeat one person You all can Here it comes Immediately defeated The skewers are gone It’s over It’s over The skewers are gone The two of us together Brother Fan feels embarrassed I’ll go ahead You really have the nerve You go ahead Then I’ll spit No You go ahead Defeat with honor Brother This is the only time a failure received applause No I also told you this Stop competing Really, stop competing In the end, we can only let the happy water have another go Otherwise, we wouldn’t have won a single round, right? Send a representative One last round of happy water Brother He Brother He Go Brother He Wu Ha has never lost, Brother He It wasn’t you just now Come on It’s not him Did you digest your onions? You go ahead, brother All digested He’s thirsty What about him? He’s thirsty We ate too much mixed noodles We even heard it as “he’s stingy” I said, are you so scared? And stingy too? Stop taking off your clothes Don’t engage in this formalism It’s useless Really Brother, if you lose after doing all this, it’ll look worse Okay Whether we win this round depends on you Otherwise, you’ll lose to Xinjiang cuisine I didn’t expect this big brother to come out I say one, two, three, start One Two Three Start Impressive Chen He, hurry There’s only this much left, he’s also fast He Yun is also fast Put it on, brother He’s faster than that big brother Twice as fast Four seconds It’s done Brother How much is left Remember, there are people in Altay I have trained hard for thirty-nine years It’s also quite a show. I’m telling you, don’t take off your clothes. Big brother, “Wen Jiu beheaded Chen He.” Brother You’ve shown the style of 39 years It’s gone Come on, big brother In the circle, it’s not easy Built up over 39 years Defeated in one move A defeat after 39 years I need to start training again How about I summon a Xiao Ai Today, because I might be the one The only one who can win Summon Xiao Ai Xiao Ai Sheep’s hoof Not slow It’s like eating chicken feet, but with lamb hooves This is how you eat it He needs to dismantle this first He has a technique for dismantling this He can break it apart Break that tendon Keep going Put on your sunglasses and eat We won Xiao Ai won Whistle Okay Big brother let us win Big brother let us win, he’s amazing Amazing Summoning successful Good job Everyone must be hungry Should we eat something No need I can’t even eat seven roasted buns in a year Everyone might not have eaten well because of the competition and didn’t enjoy the food fully After it’s over, we can have a chance to taste Xinjiang cuisine again Okay The food is quite delicious Delicious Really delicious Go to our shop over there to eat dried meat Dried meat Beef dried meat Lamb dried meat Look at our Xinjiang The teachers from Altay are also very enthusiastic Very enthusiastic Thank you Thanks to the big brothers Then let’s go back to the guesthouse to rest. How about it? Okay. Actually, you said Xinjiang is still a bit cold. My lips are shivering from the cold. It’s not cold at all. I can even do a tongue twister on the spot for you. You’re just bragging, showing off your talking skills here. If my talking skills weren’t good, how could I live up to my reliable good friend? Du Xiaoman. Then for your good friend, do a tongue twister. Boss Zhou wants to turn his business around, but he doesn’t have enough funds and is at a loss. Luckily, he met Du Xiaoman when he couldn’t turn things around. A few steps to apply, quick approval, and the business makes money. Low interest, high limit, fast disbursement. Transparent fees, flexible borrowing and repayment. For cash flow, find Du Xiaoman. That’s impressive, very practical. As expected, it’s your good friend. Absolutely. So beautiful Coming out feels like breathing pure oxygen You know what The weather is really nice Alright, you guys stay here Come back in a couple of days to walk the dog You missed the race with that dog just now. So beautiful. So beautiful Why is Xinjiang so beautiful everywhere? Where is Deng Chao? Here he is Are you still hot, brother? Over thirty degrees More than thirty-eight degrees Thirty-eight degrees Let’s check it at the guesthouse later But being with me is very dangerous It’s okay, I can handle it, I’m young Brother, I need thirty-eight degrees I don’t want to get out of bed at all You still have extraordinary perseverance I need thirty-eight degrees I definitely can’t get up But I feel Being in Xinjiang should be good for this illness The oxygen content here is too high Air Right? But it’s cold Dry Yes, dry Too dry The next day, my throat feels like a blade It’s just dry Yes, because the oxygen content is high There are candies Let’s play a small welcoming game It’s too brutal What? Written now. I asked you to sing, not to write songs. I think these professional singers are much worse than me. Look, two old people here with canes. This is… Let’s play one last game before bed tonight. We’ll decide who can sleep in tomorrow. What are you all doing? Testing each other. You’re talking nonsense. Trying to trick each other. Bro, you must be something. What are you talking about? What? The road ahead is rough The three of us will support each other Walk carefully Come Really, walk carefully Really, be careful Okay This This is so cool This dog Taz hound chasing a rabbit Look ahead So cool I’m telling you If this lineup wins I’m telling you, you go back to Urumqi I’m telling you If this round wins, it’s your problem My problem Alright, congratulations to the Wuha Warriors team for winning the championship of this match