EP1-3 FULL：Nhóm Wuha đã gây ấn tượng mạnh tại sở thú để giành giải thưởng diễn xuất
Let’s start by comparing our looks. Let’s go. Let’s go. This is so cool. Keep going. Ice billiards. No way. Bro, your moves are too flashy. Big bro has skills, check it out. What skills? Foul. Free ball. Getting anxious, right? Just hitting randomly now. I didn’t see that coming. Let’s play a little game. Sometimes you guys act a bit too much. Maybe better than the last one. Why are you licking yourself? Why did you turn into a seal? Isn’t this how eagles do it? This. Does this need so many people acting? This segment. Friends, welcome to Altay Let’s start by comparing our looks Compare what? With dogs? No Then I can’t compete With each other With each other We will start a local specialty segment Okay Here are the ethnic costumes Everyone can choose freely Thank you This won’t fit, right? This isn’t cool This is just dirty This look doesn’t work You look like a mountain bandit Does it look good? It’s okay, right? Then everyone chooses a Tazi hound as a partner So cool This is so cool Black girl You come with me, baby What’s its name? Xiao Bai Xiao Bai But it’s okay It walked by itself It pulled me along Alright, let’s start the music One by one, walk Alright, start the music Go Go Xiao Bai, go Go Yes One more time. Xiao Bai, come here. Xiao Bai, come here. Go Go Go Go Back again Are you a local or not? No, I don’t think I’m a local No Go Let’s go Alright, go Go Let’s go, Black Girl Let’s go Let’s go Let’s go Let’s go Let’s go Great job Let’s go, Black Girl It’s okay, no problem Don’t be afraid Don’t be afraid Don’t be afraid, pass Black Girl, turn around Come here Here Come here, Black Girl Come here, Black Girl Squat down, look Let’s go Let’s go This is so cool Baby, don’t go, just stand here Let’s go Kids, do you think they walked cool just now? Okay, which one do you think is cooler? Stand in front of the one you think is cooler. See, alright. Two more, please. Thank you. Hello. Zero votes. Over here, we’re good too. We’re cool too. Look how tall it is. What’s going on with us? I choose you. I choose you. Why did we get zero votes? Are we not good enough? You two, choose the person you like. Come on. Why did it go off track? This. Come here. He already has one. We’re missing one kid. Little brother, over here. Look, he’s angry. Come. You have one too. Director, come stand next to me, okay? Why did you choose Teacher Fan? Because I like Teacher Fan. It’s not because of the dog, right? Didn’t you just say you liked me? I like both. He is my idol. He is also my football mentor. Thank you. Why did you choose my side? Stand by me. Because Because you are handsome. Because I am handsome. This is Chen He’s distant relative. In Xinjiang. The child’s perspective is not important. Because I can’t see the face today. Maybe just more handsome. How many are Gao Hanyu? Four Four to four Tied for first Tell us Why did you choose this? Brother Or the dog The dog Benefited from the dog Alright, in today’s runway segment Gao Hanyu and Teacher Fan are tied for first Thank you Xinjiang beauty recognized Thank you, kids Thank you, kids Thank you, kids Thank you, Xiao Bai Thank you, next time we can play soccer Let’s head to the next stop So beautiful Ice billiards Ice billiards This is an apple, hit the orange Can we play this? This This Yes Amazing I’ll start You break You break Bro, this is too slippery You can open it now. Can I go up? Yes. Is it snooker? But this requires more force. Brother Bai can do it. Brother Bai has skills, watch. What skills? What skills? Foul. Brother Bai just likes to play with these things, you… No, Brother Bai means… It could have gone in just now. He messed it up like this. It looks like it can’t go in. It looks like it can’t go in. Come. This is very simple, this pass. Hit left, hit right. What are you passing randomly? Free ball. Free. Giving you freedom. Okay. It’s my turn, right? Okay Keep going Come on Let’s do something extreme Cross-edge shot Nice Skillful, I’m watching Zhisheng, who said you can’t play pool? I’ll get mad at him The best at edge shots Big brother can do it Whoever’s ball this is, give it a hit Brother Chao, just hit it Sweep it in What are you going to do? You can attack the red one now. This won’t work, this… Your technique is a bit strange. Okay That one is good You hit all four in a row Use maximum force and thrust forward If you break the apple, then I didn’t get any in. Like this. How about we rearrange it? Rearrange it. Those who don’t get it in will be punished. What punishment? Take off your pants. Put your butt on it for three seconds. It’s stuck. How is it? Stuck here for life. Hit the red one first or the blue one? Not the red one first, the blue one. Don’t worry about the color. Which one Which one Who is that Brother has only said the first half of the sentence for the past six months Yes The second half is unclear Guess yourself Are you playing I started Play Are you playing Play Four versus four Four versus four Like this, yes You, me Hanyu, Wang Mian’s team Just separate This team They are a team Okay, let’s see which team plays more Yes Who starts first Brother Chao starts Beautiful Beautiful You can open it This is too hard to open Xiao Ai, go ahead Okay Okay It’s too heavy, we need to open it slowly Come How to do it Defend with one shot Okay Okay Defend well Safe I’ll do it How about I blast it open directly, Brother Spider Blast it open, okay Free ball This needs a penalty This needs a penalty How to say It should be considered a perfect shot Nothing special, just skilled hands You really are Taking the general’s head from the midst of thousands of troops As easy as taking something out of a bag Beautiful Let’s continue One to zero Continue But I will make a contribution Be gentle Free ball Come Hit this with the free ball, hit this Who’s next This one This one directly, brother Hit this Yes, hit this directly Okay Use some strength Come on, Hanyu I didn’t expect this Free ball Pulled it back a bit Shortened the cue This is professional Yes, you have to play like this Look at our side, no matter what The posture is always Beautiful Beautiful Continue It’s okay, I’ll put more effort later These are all experts. Brother Chao, you direct. Which one? Okay. It’s not golf anymore. Okay, there’s a chance. There’s a chance. No. Brother, your moves are too flashy. Starting to rush, right? Starting to play casually. So annoying. Whose turn? Brother He. Continue. You can hit the thin ones actually. Still thin. Why bother with thin or not for apples and oranges? Didn’t go in. Hit this one and shorten the cue. Shorten the cue. Shorten the cue. Pull the cue. Don’t be too straight. Too straight, the next one will be hard to hit. Okay. Hit this one. That’s amazing. Impressive. King of Ice Billiards. Like this. We still won. Let’s say we won, how about that? Alright, take off your pants. Sit. Take off your pants. Take off your pants and sit on the ice. Take off your pants, sit. Sit for three seconds. Who was that just now? Take off your pants. Put your butt on it for three seconds. But to be honest. Even though I have a fever. Talking about this makes me a bit interested. Right? Really. Sit, sit for three seconds. No, you definitely haven’t experienced this in your life. Right. Go ahead. It’s fine, everything is covered. You can’t see anything. It’s all fat. This won’t do. Yes Sit, sit for five seconds Just sit like this for five seconds We all let our team members Calm down, calm down Alright? Then hold this Come on, each person hold one, come on Each person hold one Licking it is fine too No, you need to do it like this You four need to touch the poles together and say You are the strongest We are the strongest We You need to say “we” We We Them, you are the strongest Be more orderly So childish Be more orderly Lost You are the strongest What’s so great about this It’s really cold I feel my onion has already entered Are you talking about your onion or garlic Everyone stood up It’s here Come No Not us It’s the swan Come, the swan is here Come on Let’s start with the swan No You don’t need to feel so pressured Just feel like you’re acting I can answer it No problem for Brother Chao, I think Swan, swan, swan Curved neck The swan is In the pond Resting The swan is grooming its feathers in the pond The bear rushed out and hurt the swan The bear “killed” the swan No, what did the bear do just now The bear took over its territory I’ll play that part What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? Lake You’re being ridiculous. Wait a moment. Wait a moment, Brother He. Understood Chamber pot Describe it in one word Repeat what you just said Goose In In the lake No, in Grooming itself Right, grooming what Grooming its feathers Okay, groom its fur. At this moment, At this moment, At this moment, Wait a moment. What are you two doing? We can act as the lake together. Two people together is fine. Then give me your leg. Give me your leg. Then move towards that side. Move towards that side and open up. Wait a moment. What are you two doing? You two are confusing the audience. Move aside. Take this away too. Okay, the bear is coming. Kicked the goose away. Where did it kick to? How did it turn into a seal? Kick it into the water. Next line. The goose got anxious The goose got anxious and pecked its head Beautiful Impressive Brother Chao is so impressive Come Wait a moment, this is a bit This is you two This is a bit fierce I think Sometimes you act a bit more emotionally It might be better than the previous one Because you don’t act concretely well To be honest I find it not very challenging here Why is that Because the three roles are already set It’s just interactions among the three roles The topic is set like this The topic is set like this Yes, we all have roles This is a bit A bit challenging No, I mean you are not good We admit it Now it’s here Why are you licking yourself? Weren’t you going to guess? They acted pretty well. I know I know You tell me It’s like fighting over a boyfriend or girlfriend Pretty much Pretty much But there are lines The first line First You weren’t the first step, right? I was the first step You were the first step too You didn’t see that? We are the first line We both are the first line Okay, you two together for the first line “Male bear” to “female bear” Showing affection Displaying his boyfriend power A bigger, stronger bear arrives Actually, it turns out to be the ex-boyfriend How did this happen? This wasn’t here No The momentum you walked over with is Second line The two bears start to fight They start fighting Turned into monkeys What is it doing on the side? It’s watching you two The process of fighting over it Okay, almost Say it completely once Still complete, this thing First, the “male bear” to his girlfriend Displays boyfriend power to the “female bear” Right Then Feels slightly superior A stronger bear Then comes to fight for his own Wants to fight for his girlfriend Third line Third line, they start fighting Right Then he watches from the side Beautiful Okay This is not right. Where is the ostrich? This is beyond the scope. I’ll act this one first. I can act this one. I’ll act. I’ll act the last one. Don’t fight with me. I’ll act the last one. Let me participate. Alright, you do it. After acting this, I can take a break. Come. Can the swan act? Swan, I’ll act another one. Yes, I can act another one too. At the same time, they are simultaneous. The first one. The two of us. Are they the same species? You need to get up. Got it, what about us? No, wait a minute. Don’t rush, you all. Okay. I am this one. Okay, goose. Are you this one? Then I am this one. Crane Standing out from the crowd So he is the one No, I am Who is the goose and who is the crane? There is no crane. A new species. You guys act out the new one first. Gorilla. Raising its hand. Ostrich. There’s something. Although it looks a lot like a gorilla. No, just a normal gorilla holding a banana. Got it. First line. Ostrich. And, are you also an ostrich? You are a goose. An ostrich and a goose race. Second line. Second line. What’s wrong? The second line needs to go to the hospital. Is it broken? No, but it’s very slippery. Exactly. Goose, figure eight. The goose messed up. Almost. But there’s a technical term. Goose splits. Right. It’s over. Ostrich. The ostrich went “crazy.” The ostrich admires it and wants to do the splits. The ostrich swears. The ostrich mocks it. Ridicules it. Hit a tree. Right. Almost. The fourth line, almost the fourth line. A bit more, make it more vivid. Yes, more precise like this. More precise. No. Cross your hands like this. Something like that. Ostrich Ostrich After the ostrich mocked the split-legged goose It arranged for the tree to do something to itself Arrange Arrange the tree to hold its neck with its hands To punish itself Because a person who looks more like a gorilla Played the ostrich So tired You “idiot”, really The ostrich because Because its hand acting as its head didn’t look right Then it put its real big head Into a very small tree branch It tried to pull it out But couldn’t pull it out Almost there This is almost done I think he deliberately didn’t want to answer correctly Yes, deliberately This looks great And sorry, I just realized I didn’t do well just now I should continue like this Feeling great Feeling great Feeling great I suddenly feel better Can’t answer properly Answer properly Answer properly, you all acted poorly Look, the ostrich couldn’t even laugh just now Originally, this was the head and neck Then you used your real head and neck Is there any difference? It evolved Last question Let’s change the person guessing Come on I’ll act Who’s guessing? Brother He guesses Brother He guesses This works This is good, let’s do it this way Simple Come Zhisheng, come Come, I’ll directly You need to show what you are first. Can’t you see it? A bear. Right. A sleeping bear. The bear is sleeping. No. There’s a hole here. There’s a hole here Lie down there No We’ll know once that eagle goes up first Isn’t this how eagles usually are? Yes This is acting it out This is acting it out and burying it I almost wanted to act as a bear Eagle The eagle grabs onto the bear’s back Think about it There’s a hole below The eagle stands on it and buries it There’s a hole here Bear hole A bear is lying down, let me analyze. A bear is on the ground, and then there’s a hole. Bear hole. No, it is… Because this is Zhisheng’s usual level. Sometimes we can sit as well. Sitting is also fine. Isn’t it this? An eagle is giving the bear a massage. Massage. Bone setting. Yes. Eagle. The eagle is setting the bear’s bones. Stop, this is the first part. Then we need to collect the fee from the bear. The bear refuses to pay. Yes. Very impressive, impressive. All of us. The eagle called a bunch of friends over. No, this many? This. Does this need so many people to act? This segment. Called what? The eagle called a bunch of swans. To fight the bear. Come fight the bear Okay Say it completely The bear is getting a massage The eagle is giving it a massage Then it feels quite comfortable Then it asks for money Then the bear refuses to pay Then the eagle finds many friends Swans and others come to help beat it Beautiful Beautiful Impressive Let’s go, Black Girl It’s okay, no problem Don’t be afraid Don’t be afraid Don’t be afraid, go ahead It’s not a golf ball anymore Alright, there’s a chance There’s a chance No way Brother, your moves are too flashy How did it turn into a seal? Kicked it into the water. Next line The goose got anxious The goose got anxious and pecked its head Beautiful