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Welcome, everyone, to the Jianxiao Group’s annual short drama launch ceremony. First, let’s welcome the hit short drama producer Yang Di and his team. So beautiful. Their representative works include Alright, please take your seats. Next, let’s welcome someone who can be both the lead and the director, short drama producer Yang Chaoyue, and her team. Alright, their representative works include Please take your seats. Pretty cool. You’re pretty cool. What? Okay. We’d also like to welcome all our friends from the media. If anyone has any questions next, you can ask our guests from Jianxiao Group. our distinguished guests. Please go ahead. Producer Di, with the short drama market being so competitive now, is there anything you’d like to say to your fans? Dear drama fans, who else would you watch if not me? Watch mine. Ours are great. Handsome. Producer Yue, according to reports, you replied under Producer Di’s short video with “hahaha.” Do you think Producer Di’s short dramas aren’t good? I missed my mouth I think I still need more practice right? really? okay some people really their jealousy has already spread short drama still needs short people like us to film it Zhu Zhu I want to ask last time you came you made a bold statement about becoming the boss so do you have anything to say this time? I really did come here to become the boss but today I have a shocking secret to announce Gao Hanyu you were very “generous” at the recent music festival showing off your muscles will you also be this “generous” in the upcoming drama will you also be this “generous”? as long as there are viewers I can be generous anytime, anywhere Ms. Xu Dongdong it’s rumored that you are now entering the overseas short drama market can you use English to introduce your new drama to us? Hello, everyone I’m Xu Dongdong Don’t you long for me the way I long for you long for me, baby? Mengjie I’d like to ask Hello This time, your “Beacon Across the Shore” is there anything you’d like to promote? Don’t you know where to watch us? Tencent Video Do I really need to tell you? I’d like to ask “Young Master Chang” about our brand new short drama this time are there any new surprises? Alright I’d like to tell everyone this time our short drama will be fully upgraded using a small scale to create a big hit We’ve also invited the leading actors of our short dramas Let’s welcome Let’s welcome Zeng Hui His representative work “President Li, You’ve Got the Wrong Lady” over 800 million topics discussed Let’s welcome Wang Daotie Representative work: “At Home and Away” over 1 billion views over 5 billion topics discussed Let’s welcome Yao Guanyu Representative work: “Torn Night” Ranked number one on the short drama trending chart Let’s welcome Wang Kaimu “Please Tell Me If You’re Moved” over 1 billion views Your braid is also very pretty I’m telling you all this No matter life or death Okay Next let’s invite our producer Di and our producer Yue as well as all our actors to reveal together the title of our annual short drama What is it exactly? Three Two One Wishing a great start to filming “Dominating the Business World in the 1980s” is about to start filming Let’s all look forward to the wonderful performances from our actors Welcome everyone to “Smile When I See You” by Zhen Guo Li This program is brought to you by the truly fruity Mengniu Zhen Guo Li as the exclusive title sponsor Today we have a lot of good news to share. And also many important things. First of all, let’s congratulate Zhu Zhu on becoming a full-time employee. Yes. My big secret today is I became a full-time employee. I’m one step closer to the boss. Alright, next up, let’s welcome Han Yu back. Hello, everyone. I’m Gao Hanyu. We meet again. I hope everyone today can keep smiling. Let’s welcome, bringing her horizontal short drama, our Xu Dongdong. Xu Mengjie. Welcome to both of you. Thank you. Hello, everyone. I’m Xu Dongdong. I play the female boss in “Parrot”. Shen Jiawen. Hello, everyone. I’m Xu Mengjie. In “Lighthouse Across the Shore”, I play Li Yan. I hope everyone will come to Tencent Video and pay more attention to “Lighthouse Across the Shore”. Thank you. Alright. Welcome. So, the four of us here have all gained the audience’s love and recognition as representative actors in short dramas. Now, the four male actors from short dramas will join the teams of the two major producers. Okay. Those two teams have already assembled successfully. Our short drama fans heard that everyone is coming. In our Guozhen wishing pool, they also submitted many wishes. So the audience is in charge of making wishes, while Zhen Guo Li Fruit Milkshake is responsible for passing on the luck. Everyone, when floral fragrance meets fruit bits, it’s a bottle of little happiness. You taste the fruit bits, and win good luck. Next, please welcome our fans. Giving you love that’s truly “full of fruit bits.” Our first wish This teacher is not present at the scene yet But there is a wish we want to make Because Teacher Wang Leifang will bring a new work called “Broken Blade” This is a Republican-era spy drama presented as a horizontal short drama Come Let us invite our Teacher Wang Leifang Please welcome Hello, everyone Hello Hello, everyone I am actor Wang Leifang Next, Teacher Wang will face a challenge which is to improvise and say a set line I’ll act with you I only have one line anyway Okay Then, Brother Di, please act with me Okay What are you taking out of your pocket? Let’s make it a bit gentler Alright I’m afraid he’s carrying a knife I’ll be a bit fiercer this time We’ve got your back We’re behind you Come on, let’s go together Brother Di’s Real Fruit Drink is here Stop looking The Real Fruit Drink has already been drunk by us You won’t even give me this The two of us drank it too Since you won’t let me live Big brother, don’t be afraid Then none of us should live Move aside. Move aside. You drink it. I already sent mine to your house. Real Fruit Granules. You’re lying to me. I really sent it. There are all kinds of flavors. No, I just want that bottle. That bottle was already drunk by Teacher Du. Then don’t drink it. Yes. No good. The scariest part is, when Teacher Wang rushed over. Everyone scattered. Don’t say that. Only Little Rainbow was protecting you. Only you were left. Alright, after watching Teacher Wang’s wonderful performance, everyone, please pay more attention to the work starring Teacher Wang, “Broken Blade”. Thank you. “Broken Blade”. Everyone, please look forward to it. I’m so happy to see the sweet girl Xu Mengjie and the cool sister Xu Dongdong acting in a short drama. I want to see both of you get into your characters and do an N-shot pose. Character N-shot pose. First, Mengjie’s character, what kind of person is she? In the play, she’s a character who really loves her mom. Yes, she listens to her mom a lot. Later, we’ll do a “love mom” three-shot pose. Yes. Let’s do one. I will protect Mom Mom and I are the best in the world I play rock-paper-scissors with Mom I only ever choose scissors Because Mom is my everything This is really sweet Okay Okay This side is sweeter Then Dongdong here gives off a boss lady vibe Yes Don’t we also have some fierce reaction memes? Let’s take a look first Come on Come on Come on, okay Come on, I’m the “wall” Come on Will you come with me? Why are you stealing my lines? Why are you stealing my lines? Have you ever cared about how the “wall” feels? This is our first wall slam The second one is pulling the tie I just like men who are twelve years younger than me Acting Can I just be one year older than him? Come on, bend back, and bend back again Are you dizzy? A little scared Then let’s get up Let’s go My old back So exciting Let’s take a look at the third fan’s wish The performances of these short drama actors are all so good I want to see them shoot a short drama cover live How about this We also have someone here on site the number one fan of short dramas This fan came with me in the same car Isn’t that surprising Come on, let’s welcome our surprise guest Hello, everyone. I’m a devoted fan of short dramas. I’m Yang Di’s mother, Zhang Jiali. Hello, Auntie. You haven’t even walked over yet, but your voice has already started. I really start laughing as soon as I see you all. I laugh the moment I see you. I can’t help it. Yes. My mom really is the number one loyal fan of short dramas. What kind of genre do you want to watch the most? You can tell us. For people our age, we still prefer to watch family dramas. Family dramas. Once I start watching, I can’t stop. I even play less mahjong now. That’s great. Then try to recognize the people on stage. I’m sure I know them all. Let me see. Zeng Hui. Hello, Auntie. That’s right. Zeng Hui. Which drama did you watch Zeng Hui in? “He Is Too Wild.” This is Wang Daotie. Hello, Auntie. Have you seen “At Home and Away”? Yes, I have. Wang Kaimu. Wang Kaimu is the tallest. That’s right. Thank you, Auntie. He is from “You Are Mine”. No. Wang Kaimu is this one. Wang Kaimu is this one. You’re such a fake fan. Because seeing them I still feel quite nervous inside. Hello, Auntie. My name is Yao Guanyu. Yao Guanyu. I think Yao Guanyu’s is “You Are My Eyes”. That’s right. Okay. Our Di’s mom. Is there any actor you especially like? I’m so happy after seeing them today. Everyone is happy. But Wang Daotie. Because we’re from the same hometown. And also, when I was young, he was the type I liked. Di-ge. I could have looked like Wang Daotie. What? Just appearance. Type. It’s true, my mom watches all kinds of short dramas. So she has a wish. Today we’re going to shoot that cover. Does she really have this wish? Yes. Then I’m so happy. I’m really so happy. Then I have to do my best for the shoot. This is what you’ll be shooting later. The title of that short drama. Let’s take a look first. The cover photo you need to recreate. What does it look like? Can you do this pose? This pose. Can I do it? You need to choose someone first. To play the male and female leads with you. Professionals and amateurs There might still be some differences. We know that. Wang Daotie. Wang Daotie. Still the first choice Mom Three more people need to stand in the back In the back Everyone stand Come on Come on, get ready for the photo Okay, you can come We’re getting ready to take a picture The first cover photo Come on Oh no The whole family can hear my thoughts Now only my dad doesn’t know Let’s look at the second one I’m very satisfied with this one But there are only three people now Mom, someone has to leave this cover It’s him I wasn’t in it to begin with My mom asked me to leave Then the four of you together Together Is that okay? Someone has to squat in the front Whose head are you going to touch? It’s Wang Daotie again You need to create this kind of aura. Is this okay? Yes. Alright. Okay. I’m completely satisfied. Alright. Thank you, then. Thank you to our Di Mom. What’s wrong with it? Today, this warehouse has a big announcement to make. The warehouse is under maintenance today. It will be temporarily closed. That’s great! What a pity. That’s a shame. This is wonderful news! I’m leaving. But I can rent it to you as a film set. Rent? To shoot a horror film? It’s so creepy inside. I’ll charge by the hour. I’ll give you a hand. Then let’s say thank you. Alright, everyone. I’d like to share with you all some good news. Our Jianxiao Group is about to start filming our annual short drama. Today, we have an important decision to make. That is, for this annual production, we need to cast the roles. The two teams will compete in several rounds of games to win the main cast positions. The other team will have to cooperate and play supporting roles. Now, let’s officially start our competition. Here we come. We’re coming. Alright, everyone. Whether it’s a long drama or a short one, understanding the audience allows us to better create and serve them. Next, I’ll announce the rules for “Guess Who’s Thinking What”. Here are the specific rules. Boys and girls will form separate teams. Each round, one person will answer the question. The others will use dance moves and compete for seats to earn the right to answer. Answer in order according to the seat numbers. If someone answers incorrectly, it moves to the next person. The team with the most correct answers at the end wins. The boys will go first. Our first dance is from Chaoyue’s new song “Transparent”. Chaoyue, please show everyone the dance. That’s it. Haitao. I have just one question. On the way to grab the chair, do we hop over or just walk? Of course we have to hop. Right. Let’s go. The key to our first question is our dear Chaoyue. Which of the following lines would Yang Chaoyue most want to slap someone after hearing? A. “I’ll crush you,” “as easily as crushing an ant.” B. “Have I spoiled you too much,” “so you’ve forgotten your place?” C. “I’ll take care of you,” “my woman doesn’t need to show her face in public.” D. “Is it my fault for being handsome and rich?” She can only slap once. I know you all want to do it. I think it’s B. Right? I think it’s B too. I think it’s C. “I’ll take care of you,” “my woman doesn’t need to show her face in public.” I choose… Don’t say it out loud. We have to guess. I know. You think I don’t know? I’m afraid you’ll read it out. I choose this one. I’ve chosen. I’ve chosen. Next up, let’s play her new song! Everyone, if you already have the answer in your mind, please buzz in. Please buzz in. Aren’t we supposed to skip it? Stop. You two are disqualified. We need to start over. I’ll be the one to tie you up. Why are you all fighting over seat number 2? Okay, time’s up. They’re all blue. Hanyu. Don’t get that gym membership. Is this your first day knowing me? Come on, Dige. My choice is Have I spoiled you too much? To the point that you’ve forgotten your place. Your place. By the way, Why? Did you get it right? You “peeked” at the question. Did you get it right? Should I hit you? You got it right. Congratulations, Di, you just earned a slap. You got it right on the first try. See how well I know you? How do you know me so well? Because I wanted to hit him for saying that too. What is my place? What’s your answer? I think it’s D. D. Then act out D. Let’s see if my sister will hit you, okay? Is it my fault for being handsome and rich? “You’re crazy.” I can’t bring myself to hit you. Yeah. I don’t feel the urge to hit. I just think the other answers Do you think my sister would hit for any of them? I want to pick C. Try C. Let’s see if you can make my sister hit you, okay? Okay. Unless you say something more annoying. I’ll take care of you. My woman doesn’t need to show herself in public. No way. This really can’t be said. This one is actually not that bad. I just think this sounds a bit macho. But it feels like something you can discuss. But what Dige said is really unbearable. This one really is… Who do you think you are? Who am I? You’re talking to me about status, but you are… Who do you think you are? It feels a bit humiliating. And you have to forget about status and all that. Feels like “I’m spoiling you.” Only then do you feel like you have status. Okay, that’s the end of our first question. Now, let’s move on to our second question. Let’s take a look first. Which of the following actions is most attractive to Zhuzhu? A. Taking off his jacket and putting it on you and revealing his white cotton T-shirt underneath Does it have to be cotton? Is it because cotton absorbs sweat? So his armpits aren’t all sweaty? What does this mean? B: The one who replies to messages very slowly and acts distant, suddenly gives you a bouquet of flowers. C: The one who seems robotic and awkward, but always manages to break the ice at parties by catching every joke you make. He gets her jokes. D: The one with striking features who loves to act cute with you, and dries your hair for you. I can’t really accept someone drying my hair for me. Because it just looks pretty silly. It’s just that… They can’t do it well. This is hard to choose. I don’t know either. Which one do you think it is? Just pick one. And that’s it. That’s it. This choice is very clear. Come on. Everyone, return to your starting positions. Everyone, if you already have an answer in mind, please let’s do it again. Start. Start. Start. Hanyu Gao is really funny. Hurry, Hanyu. Hurry up. Hurry. It’s over. Time’s up. Hanyu. You were so smooth just now. Just now, right? You did it all in one go. You’ve got experience. You go to the gym a lot. Of course. When you came up just now, you gave me a visual impact. I’ve never seen anyone walk with that kind of twist. It was awkward, but I still wanted to see it again. Forget it. The way you twisted felt so natural. It’s not important. Let’s start answering questions. Say it, say it out loud. I think it should be C. Can you do that dance move again for me one more time? Once isn’t enough. If you want, I can do it anytime. Well, I want to see it right now. There are so many people here. I just want to show it to you in secret. How are you so good at this? When did Gao Hanyu become like this? Aren’t I supposed to perform? Is it this one? I think Hanyu explained it really well just now. So… So you’re not? But you’re not? Next, let’s move to position two. I think it’s A. Then just act it out directly. Is that okay? Xudan, you look so cold that you’re sweating. Let me help you put on your coat. Still need to wear it even though you’re sweating? Otherwise, if you sweat too much, you’ll catch a cold. You’ll sweat even more. Maybe it’s better to keep following the joke? Actually, If you take this off, and it’s a plain white cotton T-shirt, I’d be moved. Does it have to be white? Plain white cotton fabric. Yes. So the correct answer for you is The correct answer is A. Correct answer. I’ve got my bold look ready. I’m the bold type. Di-ge is like a rich broth. So rich, Di-ge. Did you just wash your hair? Be careful, make sure to dry your hair. Don’t catch a cold. Okay. Anyway, it’s not me. Alright, now we’re moving on to the girls’ quick-answer round. Let’s take a look. What dance will the girls be performing? Let’s welcome Haohao. Why isn’t this the one we just danced? Did anyone dance their way into the sisters’ hearts? Next, let’s take a look at what Dige’s question is. In the world of short skits, what would make Dige turn dark? A. His own mom always praises other people’s kids and says he’s not good enough. It feels like all of that just happened. It’s still fresh in my mind. Who has to leave the poster shoot? You. I wasn’t even there to begin with. I haven’t even gone in yet. B. His cousin imitates him and takes all his jobs. Cousin. Huang Zihongfan. Hello everyone, my name is Yang Di. C. His best friend says someone else is funnier than him. Xu Zhisheng. I’m the male lead. D. After his apprentice learns his ultimate move he pushes him off a cliff. Who is this? No idea. Not anyone yet. This one. This one. Okay. Dige has made his choice. Now, please start your dance. Let’s go. Jump up. Jump up. No one is coming over. These two are going up to perform. Yes. Time’s up. Xu Dongdong has long forgotten how to dance. She started off like she was doing exercises. Even the ladies in the park dance better than you. Those few moves. I still can’t really dance. Come on, Di. Dongdong goes first. I’ll imitate you. I’m myself. Who do I think you are? You can either play my mom, or play my cousin, or play my best friend, or play my apprentice. I’m myself. Once you’ve chosen, just do it. Imitate you. You imitate me. That’s amazing. You imitate better than Dige. Okay, it’s not her. Not this one. It’s your turn. Dige clearly wasn’t angry just now. So it probably isn’t. Which one of you will answer in the end? Her, you pick one. Master. How is it? Did Master teach this move well? Yes, Master. Alright. I’ve already learned it. Then Master, go take a walk over there. It’s a beautiful cliff. Look, there’s someone over there, Master. If someone fell down, that would be… Let’s see if Master has turned evil. Probably won’t turn evil. Would just turn to ashes. Because black fertilizer turns gray. Not this one. Even this doesn’t make you angry? Not this one. Didn’t expect you’d still have a chance. You have a mom and friends. I think Xu Zhisheng is funnier than you. I “killed” you. I chose C. Impressive. I didn’t expect to make it to the last round. Not bad. Okay. Congratulations to Chaoyue. Alright, let’s move on to the next question. Now, let’s welcome Hanyu. The following are lines from a professional CEO actor. Among the lines Gao Hanyu has said, which one is his favorite? A. What I hate the most is when others break the rules I’ve set. B. As long as I’m here, no one will dare touch you. C. Everything starts from now. You have to get used to seeing me every day. D. Starting today, I’m yours. So no matter where you go in the future, you can’t leave me alone. I can’t believe it. These are all lines I’ve said. And I have to pick one that I like the most. Alright. Come on, ladies. Please start your dance. We’re heading out. Jump up. The sisters are reunited again. Okay. I had no idea what those two were up to just now. What are you doing? They’re on the same team again. It’s just the two sisters meeting again. Come on, Hanyu. Honestly, you guys… This role actually suits you quite well. I’m getting into it. I’m willing to pay for you. What do you mean? I can’t say it. Because I don’t know which one you’ll choose either. No. Just pick any. Okay. Take a wild guess. Everything starts from now. You have to get used to seeing me every day. Next. So cold. Not this one. Even though they’re all CEOs, each one actually has different details. Say something. Say it to Little Rainbow. Everything starts from now. You have to get used to seeing me every day. This CEO is the type who doesn’t look at people. Very shy. There are many types of CEOs. This one is embarrassed. An embarrassed CEO. Sorry. Is it the simple version? Simple version. Pretty good. Xu Dongdong, come here. From now on, I’m yours. So wherever you go from now on, you can’t leave me alone. Not that either. It’s not this one either. No. Then it’s the shortest one. You have to choose between A and B. That’s it, it’s my turn. B. As long as I’m here, As long as I’m here, no one will touch you. Congratulations, you got it right. It’s Chao Yue again. B. Can you say this line? I remember this one. Say it to Chao Yue again. As long as I’m here, no one will dare touch you. So funny. If Hanyu spoke like a CEO in daily life, that would be great. He’d be much quieter. I think so too. He really would. When he’s just being himself, he’s like this. What? Alright, you like this type. The really dominant kind. Okay. What’s the standard for our short drama protagonists? An overwhelmingly strong start. Plus top-tier skills. Let’s warm up a bit first. Does this count as an activity? This round, we’re playing both lucky and strong. There are three ropes on stage for tug-of-war, each with a doll attached. Each team sends out five members. Without knowing the other team’s strength distribution, you arrange your lineup. After the black cloth is removed, both teams’ lineups are revealed. Then, tug-of-war is played in order according to the command. If the doll on the rope crosses the line, that’s a win. The team with more dolls crossing the line wins. They have five people on their side. We have one more person on our side. How about the weakest guy sits out? Me. Look over here. So I’m the one sitting out, right? See? Don’t “bully” the old guy. Next, the two teams can discuss how to arrange their lineup. Does it feel like there’s a rope? We can leave one person here. Then go guard over there. Just protect two ropes. Protect two ropes. Otherwise, we’ll be too spread out. I’m worried they’ll protect two ropes. Take Zhu Xudan out. Take her where? How about taking a single rope? That’s fine. How can Zhu Xudan win with that rope? If there’s no one on the other side, she can win. Is that what you mean? But if there’s even one person, can you win? That depends on who it is. If it’s Yang Chaoyue, you can’t. She’s really tough. An Yu. You can beat Xu Dongdong. I think she’s betting on this rope. Mr. Yang What’s the strategy, Mr. Yang? Them Anyway, I’ll pull that one by myself. Then you two pair up. Can we choose not to have anyone stand? No one stands. If they have one person stand, they win. But if you’re alone, you’ll lose too. No. If I pull that rope, and there are two people on that side, we get one more chance. I think we have to take a gamble. See which rope has more people. It’s best to risk less for more. Right? Your logic we don’t understand. Yeah. Wake up, sis. Okay. Let’s do it your way. You pick one. I just want to pick one. Alright. Then the four of us split into two ropes. Then you and I take this one. Okay. Us two, you two. That works. Final confirmation in the last five seconds. Five Four Three Two Drop the black cloth. Okay, don’t move. Don’t move. Don’t move. Wait a moment. Our tactics are the same. First, we need to do tug-of-war. The pink rope part. The younger sister will go one against two. Both sides, please get ready. Tug-of-war. Start. Come on! Keep going! You can do it! Go for it! Let’s go! Come here, baby! Okay, the game is over. History always repeats itself in amazing ways. Zhu Xudan is getting ready to ride the cart. Alright, three, two, one, start! Come on! Zhu Xudan is getting ready to ride the cart. Even the shoes came off. How about we stop here for now? Is that okay? Let’s stop here for now. Next, everyone, we’re really going to compete. A real two-on-two. Team members on both sides, please get ready. Three, two, one, start! Gao Hanyu. Come on! Gao Hanyu. You two came running straight over. Hanyu, let’s not go to this gym after all. Did I look cool when I skated just now? You almost ran into Xu Dongdong. Just now, you almost rear-ended someone. Producer Di wins. So next, when it’s the upgraded version, when I pull off this black cloth, we can all pull together. And if your rope is finished, you can help each other. So next, put on the black cloth. Was it embarrassing just now? Not at all. There’s no way you could win. If I had known, I wouldn’t have sent you. It would have been better to let them pull an empty rope. Right. Okay, how should we do it this time? The five of us, I’ll take one rope by myself. You want to take one by yourself? Then you two pair up. If I get a lot, just let go right away. How about you take the outer rope? The middle. Both of us can take the middle. Right, it’s easier for me to run at the ends. Let’s let go of one rope. He gets one for free. No way. We can’t leave any rope unattended. One by one. Then three together. We’ll pull one together. Secure one rope. Come on. Please get ready. Come on, let’s go! Pull tight. Pull a bit more to the front. Three. Two One Start Hurry, go Hurry, go You go help them Hurry, go Four Three Two Our team is so fierce This round Our producer Di wins Share about what just happened Because it was so fast It was fast But we were more evenly spread out Unlike the other side So many people crowded on one spot Who is your strategist over there? Now’s not the time to raise your hand It was really fast just now I don’t know what happened I feel like even riding the high-speed train isn’t this fast How did we lose this round? There might be no one on this side Hurry up and go No one on this side It’s fine Such a loud noise No, I want to Okay Come on Both teams, please get ready Start Start Start Come on! We’ve already won. Already won. We’ve already won. We’ve won two rounds. What does this mean? What kind of strategy is this? Wait, I’m confused. Why self-destruct? So who’s the strategist this round? Come on, strategist, explain. Tell them our theme. Let me say a few words first. Really want to hear you say something. Our strategy has a name I came up with. It’s called “Grasshoppers on the Same Rope.” It represents our team’s unity. And then, this win or loss is actually all under our control. We’re meant to lose. Confidently. Confident of victory. We’re all on the same rope. All on one rope. On the same rope. Just win one round. Our strategy is called “Grasshoppers on the Same Rope.” Alright, come on. Okay, so which one do we pick? Wait, Let me add something. If you’re all on one rope, it’s best of three, right? We’ve already lost two rounds. It’s fine. I respect your choice. What do you mean by putting down two sticks? This way it’s a bit more respectable, bro. Stop talking. Here’s the thing. Our producer never cared about winning or losing from the start. She’s just here to have fun. It’s that simple. No. Alright. After three rounds, Producer Di, we scored three points. We won. A complete victory. It wasn’t easy. Still a bit tired. Feels like I just pulled an ox. I want to take a break. Can I have a bottle of Real Fruit Grain? Coming right up. We still need our Producer Yue. I’ve got one here. Strawberry Roselle flavored Real Fruit Grain. Fruit and flower milkshake. A subtle scent of roselle with real strawberry pieces The combination tastes amazing It’s low-fat and light, too I feel good again I want to keep a bottle in my pocket So I can take a sip anytime during the game Crush them Don’t think about crushing them It’s already over It’s finished You’re overthinking it But the shop has lots of real fruit drinks All kinds of flavors Anyone who wants one can grab it anytime Alright? Everyone can have some We’ll show everyone in a bit our real fruit pieces Our expressive ability is a skill that every short play actor must have. So the next challenge in this game is to have everyone perform under the interference of trampolines and water balloons to see how good our expressive abilities really are. Alright. Each team will send out two people. On the trampoline, they will act out words for the other teammates to guess. Each team has one chance to skip a word. The time limit is ninety seconds. When one team is acting, the other team can send two people to interfere with water balloons. Each team will have two rounds of challenges. There are four rounds in total. The team that guesses the most words correctly will be the winner. Okay. Come on, get ready. Alright, first round. The two of us will act. Gao Hanyu and Xu Dongdong will throw at us. I’ll make you act out something lively. I feel like my head is about to split. Alright, let’s go. Can they see us? Di-ge, sorry about this. Stay a bit farther from them. Let’s start the timer. Wait, I haven’t flipped the card yet. I haven’t started yet. I’m already wet. Wait a second. I haven’t flipped the card yet. I didn’t flip the card. We’ve flipped the card. Timer starts now. Where is the person? Three characters. Three characters. Three characters. Come on, recite it. I can’t see. What is this for? I can’t see. Jump a little higher. I can’t see anyone. No. Even when I jump, I still can’t see anyone. This board is too high. We’re both too short. Where is the person? Student. What? What’s up with the student? Look at what he’s carrying. Student. Schoolbag. Wearing a schoolbag. Backpack. Correct answer. Are there any more water balloons? No more. Three characters. Let’s mix things up as we go. Okay. What’s this? Wedding toast. Correct answer. Impressive. It needs to be a bit higher. It needs to be at a higher altitude. Rice scattering. Correct answer. Four characters. Four characters. Then… Who does the wall slam to whom? I’ll do the wall slam to you. Restocked, Hanyu. Hanyu is here. Hanyu has everything. Wall slam. Wall slam is correct. I like you. I like you. I love you. I like you. I love you. I like you so much. Confession with a wall slam. Correct answer. What’s going on? Why did you throw them all at yourself? Why did you blow yourself up? It hit you right in the face. He fought back. You made him angry. Gao Hanyu You can’t hit a single one. He hits you every single time. Four words. This is so tiring. How many characters? Is there a question? How many characters? They can’t worry about that now. Stop hitting, how many characters? Four characters. Four characters. Four characters. What is this? Up. Head. Head what? Binge-watching shows. The third character is “good” what? Addictive drama. Correct answer. Jump what? At the gym. Do aerobics. Aerobics. Correct answer. Four characters. Four characters. There’s a very beautiful bird. It’s green. Peacock. Peacock spreading its tail. Correct answer. It’s something said in our skits. Woman. You’re playing with fire. You’re playing with fire. It’s over, we lost again. Three characters. Three characters. What? Three words. Latin dance. Correct answer. Latin dance. Okay. We’ll count this last one as half a point. This round, our producer Di guessed 4.5 questions correctly. How? How did we get 4.5 questions? The last one, Latin dance, was indeed finished. But it got stuck in between. Alright. They played too fiercely. I got dizzy from throwing. Me too. I’m already out of breath from throwing. Too intense. He threw four or five at once. Come on. Next, let’s go straight to the third round. In this round, the ones acting out are our producer Yue’s Chaoyue and our Zeng Hui. Zhu Zhu and Xinhao will interfere. Gao Hanyu wants to hit you guys. Don’t. Just the two of us will guess. Then we’ll guess. We can’t see. Alright, three of us. Two. One. Time starts now. Hanyu, where are you throwing it? Why is there another undercover agent? Come, look behind the board. I can’t see. Three characters. What am I drinking? Red. Real Fruit Granules. No. Red. One plus eight. Red. Red. Red wine. Shaking. Shake. Wine glass. Correct. Wine glass. What water festival? Water Splashing Festival. Correct. Put it together and it’s… Water Splashing Festival. What? They were talking for so long just now. Splash what? Splash. Red wine splash. Did your brains get soaked in red wine? A wobbly water-splashing festival. What? A movement. What is it? Wine glass. We have red wine too. And the water-splashing festival. So what can you splash? Splash. Splash what? Splash. Splash red wine. Correct. What word is “splash red wine”? Never seen anyone splash red wine. Come on. Watch me. How many characters? This one. Long hair. Not long hair. Orange. Xiang Zuo. Right. That’s it, I gave it away. Gave away a question. We What are we doing? What are you doing? I can’t see. I can’t see. Why are you looking like that? Slapping each other Why are you looking like that? What? Slapping each other, that’s right. This one Slapping each other Slapping each other’s faces Right Slapping each other’s faces What is this one doing? What is this one doing? Drinking alcohol Drinking water My mouth Applying lip balm Putting on lipstick Applying lipstick Correct Correct answer It’s over Chaoyue, do you remember? Who popped the first balloon on you? I think it was Gao Hanyu What are you thinking? Bro, you really hold a grudge. What’s going on, bro? I’m a little worked up. When things get intense, we even hit our own teammates. I was thinking, when did someone else appear next to me? They were helping me. Yeah, I said it hurt when I got hit below. Then I looked again, and realized their clothes were a different color. It was a whole vibe. Don’t worry, bro. I’ll make sure to aim for you. No need. It’s fine, I think you might look cooler with wet hair. No. I saw you at that music festival, and your wet hair looked better. It’s different. It feels different. Next, let’s do charades. What is that? Dongdong, take care of yourself. I’m afraid of heights. Gao Hanyu. Suddenly, the game just started. We’ll start in three, two, one. Everyone needs to join in. Feels like everyone’s getting revenge. I want to hit him too. Game. No, I mean play the game. He just hit me. What’s in this weather? This air What? What? What? What are we breathing? Breathing in the room What are we breathing? Breathing air Right The first two are air I was wrong You weren’t wrong You weren’t wrong The last one is this Air shot Right Correct answer Air shot Wait a second You all threw it into my pocket Little Rainbow Is there any more of this? Come on. We’re switching questions. And then this one. This one. Archery. No. Two people together. There’s a little angel. What angel? Cupid. Cupid, that’s right. Love. Love you. Love you. Cupid loves you very much. Yes. Come on, Cupid loves you. Wearing a mask. Wearing a mask. Fencing. That’s right. What’s the opposite of “female”? Male. Male. Boyfriend power. Correct answer. It’s that one. There’s a person. At night, when studying English, especially especially shouting. One person teaching another. Shouting while studying English. Yin Ziwei. No, what’s wrong with him? He’s a bit… Yin Ziwei teaches English. What kind of English is that called? I’m very… Learning English. Roaring English. The kind where I’m about to explode. I’m about to lose it. I can’t take it anymore. It’s too much. Rapper. Dancing. What? This movie. In the movie. Awesome. Awesome. Sniper That web Wove a lot of webs Yo-yo There’s a Hollywood one A hero who wove many webs Hexagon You still can’t guess this? They can’t even guess this What’s this? Spider-Man I’ve already done this much I think in this whole round The most accurate one is Hanyu’s Spider-Man I didn’t expect the first answer I heard was “six six six” I feel like in this round you’re playing two games One is guessing words The other is picking on Gao Hanyu Right In the end, our producer Di guessed 8.5 questions correctly Producer Yue guessed 8 questions correctly Okay First, let’s welcome the director who guided our comedy skit Yan Peiliang, Director Yan Hello, everyone Welcome, Director Yan Welcome Director, I’d also like to ask If, in your opinion if the main cast’s acting isn’t up to standard can they be replaced? I think that’s fine too. That’s fine too. There’s still a chance. Alright, okay. Game is just a game. Our director still has a casting process. So, let me mention something here first. In our show, there is a very, very important role. It’s the chairman of our Universe Group. I’ve discussed this in depth with the director. No one but her can play this role. That’s right. Everyone has thought of it too. It’s our Zhang Jiali. Our Di Ma. Let’s welcome Ms. Zhang Jiali. Our Di Ma. to be our chairman. So, we’ll leave this big group to you soon. Chairman. Do your best. Do your best. Next, let’s assign the important roles in our show. First, the male roles. There are four in total. They are: a just and kind young CEO, two loyal friends of the CEO, and an arrogant, domineering road bully. Although I feel like this name really suits a role I could play. Yang Debao. By some twist of fate, by some twist of fate, I feel like I might even get a close-up. My first appearance is Jingqiu looking up at me. Yang Debao’s handsome face I can’t pull it off You can do it, Di-ge But Di-ge There’s a character description here It says he’s kind-hearted and full of justice That’s you What about the appearance? Let’s not focus on the appearance Debao won’t work Debao Debao won’t work I support Di-ge as the lead Count me in Believe in yourself Me too He’s just really handsome Me three Hanyu, do you have a favorite character? I want to play Jingqiu I’m Yang Debao You’re Jingqiu If we act like this, it’ll definitely be a hit, I’m telling you Yang Debao is too pitiful I want to see it Okay The director is also choosing very carefully Because the director has also quietly observed everyone’s acting throughout the whole episode Alright Let me announce the main cast The male roles distribution The one playing the CEO is Teacher Yang Di Brother Di I want to see Brother Di getting this role Is there anything you want to say to everyone right now? I’ll go get some cosmetic work done first No I’ll act seriously Okay Yang Debao You can do it Now our main cast has been finalized. Next, we still have a few very important supporting roles that also need to be filled. For our short drama, I want to try for the role of Tiezhu. Why? Because I want to be Wang Daotie’s sidekick. Love you. Alright. Let me announce our supporting roles. Fu Xinhan will be played by Mr. Gao Hanyu. Wait, director— You’ve been observing all day, what makes you think I look like a “heartbreaker”? That’s easy to see. I believe you can play this role well. Okay. So, we’ve finalized everything. Next, everyone has received their respective roles. Now, let’s all look forward to the release of this short drama. Let’s do our best! Everyone, let’s work hard together! Let’s go! Keep it up! Go for it! Let’s do it! Camera three, move a bit to the right. Alright, let’s adjust quickly. It really works. Can three people fit in there? Why are those three standing there? We are staff members. We should be wearing our staff badges. Director Di. I’ll help you take some material. You take it. Aren’t you supposed to assign tasks? Here’s a small prop for you. It’s here. We finally have something to do. Here’s a small prop for you. This is the clapperboard. Okay, director. Write the title first. “In the Business World of the 1980s” You’re holding this. Alright. It might just be marking a range. Because short dramas are filmed very quickly. Maybe it’s just noting a shot number here. Look, it’s this one. You’re acting like you’ve never been on a set before. That was pretty convincing. Di, how does it feel to be the male lead? As expected. Filming short dramas is pretty nice. “Short people” filming short dramas. Your handwriting is really nice. Okay. That’s good, thank you. Okay. That cameraman. Which one? The A camera operator. Not bad, look. I haven’t written in a long time. I haven’t written in a long time. Great, really nice, thank you. Then with two taps, it’ll center itself. Face tracking. That’s impressive. Ready. Three, two, one, action. They didn’t even use the clapperboard. Which camera is which? It’s my first time seeing the lead actor and the clapperboard come in at the same time. You can’t even tell which one is the reality show’s camera position anymore. And you still have to say which one is the filming camera position. “In the Business World of the 1980s” One scene, one shot, one take, and you still have to say “In the Business World of the 80s” One scene, one shot, one take. I was only with you because of your looks anyway. That’s the only reason I was with you. Now that you know, let’s end things here. Okay. Director, about my performance just now— Is there anything I need to adjust? I think there’s no need to adjust anything anymore. Congratulations to Mr. Gao Hanyu for wrapping up filming. Mr. Gao Hanyu has wrapped up filming. Thank you, great job. Three, two, one. Happy wrap! I’m so sad, another actor has finished and left. Just sent off another actor. So sad. They say I have knockout drops. Alright, bye, Hanyu. The leading man has arrived. Everyone, make way. Our Yang Debao. Yang Debao. Yang Debao is here. So handsome. Navy style. Changed into a new outfit. We’re here to trade stocks. Awesome. Let’s take a photo. All three of them are pretty good-looking. People outside, stop dressing up. Okay, pause for a moment. The two at the door are dressed up too. They’ve time-traveled. Come over here. Two cameras. Come over here. I’m shocked. There are two more who time-traveled in the back. That’s too scary. Alright, everyone start acting, okay? Hello, Maiqidong Power. Four, five, six, go to that window. There’s a close-up of footsteps pushing the door open. Okay, ready, three, two, one, action. I’m going all out with you. What are you guys doing? You guys are out of control, huh? Alright, give Teacher Yang Di a close-up. Applause. Okay. Okay. Thank you, director. Congratulations on finishing filming. Thank you. Come on, let’s take a photo. “Weaving Through the Business World in the 1980s” has wrapped filming. Hey, darling. Why did you need to see me so urgently? So this is what you call loving me? You were actually investigating me? I was only with you because you looked decent. That’s the only reason I was with you. Now that you know, let’s end things here. Are you okay? It’s over. I squatted too long and got low blood sugar. I’ve traveled back to 1988! The real fruit drinks have arrived again. Bring a box back for me. I can guarantee there won’t be any problems. You’re still here? Bro, give me a few more days. Didn’t I tell you to move out the day before yesterday? You eat first. Don’t play games with me. This is the contract. This whole street is mine. I can demolish any house I want. Hurry up, did you hear me? Not convinced, are you? I’ll fight you all! Hey! What are you doing? You think you can do whatever you want, huh? Law? I’m the law here. You want to protect this little brat, huh? Give me money. Just buy this stall and it’s settled. Fine, tell me, how much? One hundred thousand yuan. How much? Today is the first wedding organized by our convenience store. It’s our very first wedding. It’s extremely important. Welcome, friends from “Huan Yu”. Qiao Qingyu, I’m very happy to meet you. Me too. I hope that from now on, everything will go smoothly for us. I just received some news. They said your banquet hall was destroyed. Who? It was destroyed? As far as I know, the “mole” who ruined the wedding is among you. Wait, a mole? There’s a mole? I’m so angry. It wasn’t me. It definitely wasn’t me. Who exactly ruined this wedding? Let’s catch these two moles. Gu Yong, “The Lone Brave”. Why is he so relaxed? There’s something suspicious about him. Yeah, I feel like he’s the mole. Yeah. Watch your mouth. Your clothes smell like mulberries. Jingyi’s lips don’t look good. Jingyi, are you okay? Jingyi? She’s eating “moss.” Three. The three of us, hurry! How many? We think Zi definitely isn’t the undercover. But I think you might be the undercover. Why do you think I could be the undercover? You’re the undercover, aren’t you? I’m not the undercover. Fei Qiming. It’s you. Him—be careful. You guys. Do I look like an undercover? I’m not. Now the two undercovers are just watching us. Like they’re looking at fools.