EP12 FULL：Trận đấu pháo kem của Hu Xianxu và Yang Di

EP12 FULL：Trận đấu pháo kem của Hu Xianxu và Yang Di

I don’t want to go to work. You have a new order. Please check it. You have a new order, please check it. Why are there so many? But it’s okay. Even if I sweat and bleed, I’ll still keep going. Tian Jiarui. You, come here. These are all for you. If you leave it to me, you’ll just worry. I’m just an ordinary person. Out here working like a beast of burden. Just thirty thousand days. What else can I do if I don’t work? Did you tear up my documents? So what? What can I do? If I could start over, You still wouldn’t become Li Bai. I don’t want to go to work. Can I not go to work? I don’t want to go to work. I don’t want to do this anymore. I just don’t want to go. I don’t want to do this anymore. When is the holiday? Don’t get so worked up. With so many orders, how can you not work? Sit down, back to your seat, sit. Friends, Dear colleagues, Cheer up. But looking at you all… There really is a strong “workplace vibe” here. It just so happens I have one on hand. A plan to get rid of the “workplace vibe”. Let’s help everyone get rid of that “workplace vibe”. The law firm next door also has a strong “workplace vibe”. The law firm next door also has a strong “workplace vibe”. So we invited them over. To get rid of the “workplace vibe” together with us. Let’s welcome our friends from the law firm. They’re not in great shape either. Coming to work while sick. Such a strong smell. Mr. Hu is sick. Work has been too busy lately. The company gave me medicated oil. To help me stay alert. Just apply it inside. I want to learn from your law firm. From now on, I’ll give everyone medicated oil to hang on. What do you have there? I’m wearing a limited edition watch. It’s a digital spreadsheet. Alright. What about you? I have sunflower seeds. Do you want some? I have a pot. Because I’m too simple-minded. So my coworkers always “set me up”. I take the blame for them. I bring my sincerity and dedication. I volunteer to work overtime. Okay. Looks like everyone has a strong “workplace vibe”. Let’s not waste any time. Let’s start getting rid of the “workplace vibe” right away. Get rid of the “workplace vibe”. Throw all this trash away. Go. This program is brought to you by the truly fruity Mengniu Real Fruit Granules as the exclusive title sponsor Hello, everyone I’m Li Dan Welcome to our Laughing Convenience Store Friends from “Step On Stage” are here to greet everyone Welcome Welcome, everyone Hello, everyone Hello, I’m actor Hu Xianxu In “Step On Stage,” I play the intern lawyer Jiang Chen Lawyer Jiang Welcome Hello, everyone I’m Zhou Yiran In “Step On Stage,” I play someone who is cold on the outside but warm inside the highly capable Ren Jiatong Welcome, Lawyer Ren Hello, everyone I’m Wang Qiang In “Step On Stage,” I play the lawyer version of “Sheldon” Hello, everyone I’m Huang Tingting In “Step On Stage,” I play the IT girl Huang Yue Hello, everyone I’m Liu Haikuan In “Step On Stage,” I play the slick and shrewd “Da Lingtong” Li Ke Immediately Why does everyone have such a long prefix I’m so lame I’m an intern lawyer How about giving you another chance Let me try again Hello, everyone In “Immediately On Stage,” I play a smart and wise Ivy League top student the intern lawyer Jiang Chen That’s better this time Do you mainly need to discuss cases What kind of cases We also handle lawsuits for celebrities Like celebrities’ portrait rights and such Because that law firm is a top-tier firm It’s probably the best in Beijing A lot of celebrities really work with that law firm Right I’ve said too much, okay We won’t get into trouble, will we Probably not “Immediately On Stage” is a legal ensemble drama So while filming on set are there any similar ensemble moments There was one time during a thunderstorm the set had a temporary power outage It was hot Everyone was cooling off outside the studio Then we all sat together and suddenly started singing Really looking forward to our “Ready to Go” Now it’s time for Zhen Guo Li to take the stage The audience is in charge of making wishes Zhen Guo Li Fruit Milkshake is responsible for delivering luck Everyone When floral fragrance meets fruit pieces A bottle of little happiness You taste the fruit pieces And draw good luck Please accept from the fans A love that’s truly full of “real pieces” Then pick from this side How about it Pick from this side Come with me We are Tingting We choreographed a hand dance for the theme song Yes Mr. Lu Hu wrote a theme song for us And then we made a simple hand dance Come on Come on All five of you in the lawyer group have to dance Play the music Your dance really has that “class vibe” I don’t know why Just follow along and you’ll get it This is the last one How do we do this one Do we need to coordinate for this one You have a mouth How about I give you a heart Okay Let’s look at the last fan wish Three, two, one, go A professional law firm, no doubt about it. Alright, that’s fine. Are you interested in this, Di? Let’s go through it again. Come on. Let’s do it. Our sense of humor is beyond question. I think it’s actually quite questionable. Let’s take a look. at the main rules for this round’s competition. Everyone is still divided into the Laughing Team and the Off-Work Now Team. But we want to emphasize that in the end, it’s based on the top three individuals in key performance indicators who successfully get rid of the “work vibe”. The remaining seven have to go to the mysterious warehouse to receive the ultimate overtime punishment. Team victory is important, but personal victory is even more important. The first and third rounds are individual battles. The second round is a team battle. The winning team can give the losing team the “overtime vibe”. Which basically means putting on makeup. At the same time, both the winning and losing teams can earn corresponding key performance indicators. Teams can discuss and allocate them internally. Everyone chooses between splitting evenly or taking it all. The choice is made simultaneously. If all five people choose to split evenly, then each person gets one fifth. If only one person in the team chooses to take it all, that person will get all the key performance indicators. If two people choose to take it all, the two will split it evenly. Each gets half. If three or more people choose to take it all, those who chose to take it all will get nothing. The remaining members who chose to split will each receive one-fifth of the key performance indicators. Let’s just choose to split every round. Then you might take it all for yourself at the end. No, I won’t. You’re making me sound too “ruthless.” Let’s all just choose to split. As long as no one chooses to take it all, we won’t lose. Do you understand? No way. I still have to watch the “Singer 2025” live broadcast tonight. So I have to “eliminate” you all. Good luck. Hurry up and get into the “work mode.” Director team, please bring up the props for the first round of the game. Everyone, the first game is “Under-the-Table Dealings.” Sometimes, the “office vibe” actually comes from the “under-the-table operations” in the workplace and the true self that has to be hidden In this round of “under-the-table operations,” five people will participate in each round Among them, one person Among them, one person has an item in their mystery box that is different from the other four That person is the undercover Each round, the guests use their sense of touch to feel the items in their own mystery boxes Can we use our sense of smell? Yes You can even take it out and lick it after touching it No problem After touching it describe the feeling in one sentence After everyone has described it vote for who you suspect is the undercover If the undercover survives a round without being caught they get five key performance indicators Guests who correctly identify the undercover will each get ten key performance indicators Tian Jiarui You’re the best at this kind of game Genius No, I’m not Don’t misunderstand me That was just a mistake Everyone, pay attention If anyone is in a group with him later you’re really lucky Let’s start the first round The players are Zhu Xudan, Zhou Yiran Tian Jiarui, Hu Xianxu, and Liu Haikuan Right now, no one knows who is who Is there any box that smells terrible? Some are dry, some are wet It really has a smell. There’s no smell. Ready. And friends on the other side, you can try to distract them. But make sure not to give any hints. But you can act as much as you want. Act. Anything goes. Relax, they’re not that dumb. If you’re the undercover, just survive. If not, try to catch them as soon as possible. Let’s see what the first one is. What is it? That’s so disgusting. This is a bit much. Way too much. Why are their expressions like that? Like this… I’ve never seen it look like this. I’m about to throw up. I want to go home. If I have to touch this kind of thing… My heart is beating so fast right now. Why do I feel like it’s breathing? Be brave and reach down. A little further back. A little further back. Go. Go where? Go down. I think I know what it is. Got it. Describe it in one sentence. Slippery. Slippery. Slippery. I hate touching slippery things the most. Really? Then let’s get started. Let’s see what you are. Yours is fully awake. Dancing inside. Fully awake. Where is it now? It’s there. Everywhere. All over. In the middle. It’s waiting for you. Go, go down. You have to go in first. Zhou Yiran. I can’t even see your hand. Straight up and down. Be a little braver. Make it quick. Didn’t touch it. She’s really scared. She just won’t reach her hand down no matter what. She’s been here the whole time. Can I lose? I really… How can this be? Can I lose? I really… It’s just a quick thing. You relaxed. Don’t “search for enemies in thin air.” It’s fine. At least tell me what kind it is. Otherwise, I really… Can’t say. It’s something you can accept. I can accept it, right? Yes, just reach your hand down. Reach all the way to the bottom. Then just bring your hand back up. Water. Reach in again. There’s something in the water. No, there isn’t. If she just says there’s water, does that count as passing? My description is just it’s stored in water. That works too. We’ll count it as a pass. Come on. Three, two, one. He looks pretty bold. You’re touching the edge of the bowl. Haikuan is the most thorough at feeling around. So brave. Haikuan is so fierce. One, two. He’s feeling them one by one. His final description is fifteen. Got it. Okay. Slime. So gross. He really smelled it, he actually did. They are Come on. What’s wrong? Take a look. It’s best not to do this one. Just kidding. Alright, that’s enough. Help quickly! It flipped over. Xianxu is so rough. It’s a bit sticky. It’s a bit sticky. Okay. Little genius is observing again. Genius. Genius. Using tricks again. No. Come on, genius. Be careful not to get hurt, bro. This one’s even tougher. You’d better be careful. It bit me just now. It wrapped around me just now. It bit me. How should I put it? In a word. Genius. Cute. How do you “feel” cuteness by touch? It seemed like he was craving it after touching it. I don’t know why I got that feeling. Tasty, fresh. Okay. You guys can discuss freely. I think… Yeah, go ahead. At this moment, it’s when Tian Jiarui shows his genius. I think… Because the way my hand looked when I took it out was a lot like my brother’s. But… When Hu Xianxu took his hand out, there were black sesame seeds on it. No. It’s that this fabric has faded. Genius. No. No. The lint on the fabric. Not that lint. Look. No. Yes. You have lint too. How did you… This undercover… is just here to mess things up. Forget what I said. I just noticed something. It’s that… Haikuan, Xianxu, and Xiaotian all had bubbles when they took theirs out. The creatures inside theirs should be thinner. On my side, I think theirs are a bit bigger than yours. Based on my… They’re just a bit bigger than yours. You’re a “self-destruct” truck. Mine is a bit big. So I suggest everyone vote for me. Thank you. Genius. Another genius. I’m totally confused now. Genius. Wait, I haven’t finished. And then… Just now, when I picked it up, there were bubbles too. I think this way… I think… If there’s another round, we can vote out number one first. Let’s narrow it down first. Here we go again. Another genius. The wording is so professional. Vote someone out, then narrow it down again. Zhuzhu. After she praised herself and finished analyzing, she concluded that the three of us are the undercover ones. Yes. Or give Zhuzhu a chance. Or give Zhuzhu a chance. Vote Yiran out first. She’s scared. That works too. Right? I really hate touching slippery things. Right? You don’t have to touch it anymore. You don’t have to stay in the game for another round. You don’t have to stay in the game for another round. I’m willing, I can do it. Genius. How did you all end up together? How can there be four geniuses out of five people? How did you manage that? I think what he said makes sense. Right? Makes sense. Three, two, one. Okay, like this. The undercover hasn’t been identified. The game continues. Let’s focus on listening to Zhu Zhu this round. Okay. Mine is definitely the same as yours. Because I was the first one. Usually, the first one is the same. Look at my hand. There’s not a bit of foam. No foam. No, I didn’t stir it. Squeeze it hard. Squeeze it until it makes bubbles. Then let’s vote. Okay. Goodbye, Number One. One, three, four, five. It must be you. Three, two, one. Why was I the only one who voted at the end? No one voted for her. The undercover is still in the game. Zhu Xudan is eliminated. What? Are you still here? That’s me. Hurry up and analyze, bro. Use your brain a little. No. The key issue is, this— The undercover doesn’t know they’re the undercover. Does the undercover get five votes for every round they survive? They get five votes each round. Every round they survive, they get five votes. He already has ten votes now. Right. The undercover now has ten key performance indicators. If we knew earlier, we should’ve caught him. Caught him. Hurry up and catch him. Caught you—it’s you. Stop pretending. If not, then who do you think it is? It’s him. He has sesame seeds on his hand. Let’s vote him out. I think that’s about right. Let me break it down for you. We’re both guests. They probably won’t target the guests in the first round. No. It should be someone from their club. Trust me, it’s not. Go ahead. Please make your choice. Three. Wait a second. No. Hold on. Two. Wait. That music… One. Wait. Genius. Who played that? Hold on. Bro, slow down with the hints. Wait a second. I always do this. I’m telling you, trust me. I’m sure about this round. I’m not the undercover. You can’t act this one out. Smell it. Smell your hand. You smell it. I’m very confident. It’s him. What do you mean? Him. Come on, start the music. Come on, start the music. Okay, three, two, one. Wait a second. You can’t— you… Don’t move. Nobody move. Everyone, don’t move yet. Let me interview you first. What did you smell? You think it’s him? Confused. Confused. You guys are confused. I smelled confusion. Our hands just smell like hands. His hand— smells like cream. Hand smell. Cream smell. It’s obviously a fishy smell. How could it be cream? Tian Jiarui, number one on the must-eat list in Shandong. So now there are three of us. I’ll say three, two, one. If you think you’re the undercover, raise your hand. Okay, three, two, one. Okay, three, two, one. Okay, three, two, one. Yes, him. When Xiao Hu heard “alive” at the front, he figured it out right away. Mine was totally dead. This thing of mine… Look at it. No idea what this lump is. Let me take a look. Yours looks like jelly, right? Looks like a lump of ice jelly. What do they all have? They put a bowl of… loaches. I knew it was loaches. Let’s congratulate Hu Xianxu. The undercover wins. He gets fifteen key performance indicators. Impressive. Impressive. So awesome. Toward the end, it was just pure bluffing. You know? The most impressive thing is, you keep looking for an undercover, trying to prove your innocence to him. Let’s invite Di Ge, Hao Hao, Wang Qiang, Chaoyue, and Tingting to go to which box? Any is fine, right? Whatever you like. It’s up to you. They seem to smell different. It smells so bad. This group is clearly missing some geniuses. I think there are more geniuses this round. It’s not the same without you. My heart is racing. Feel my heartbeat. Be a little braver—clang! Be a little braver. Be a little braver—clang! Don’t be afraid. Actually, we just saw it. Nothing will really happen. But this round might be different. Okay, three, two, one. What is that? Why is it so loud? Chaoyue, be careful. Slow down. You can only touch it once. Just touch it once. Be careful. Okay, stop now. Stop. Describe it in one sentence. You don’t feel anything about this thing. So brave. Warrior. Come on, one sentence. It… is pretty tough. Tough. Yang Chaoyue touched its spirit with one hand. Very tough. Haohao, are you tough? This one is bigger. Come on. What? Is this alive or dead? Can’t say. Feel it for yourself. Dige. You should be pretty scared of this too. I’m pretty scared too. Am I there yet? Be careful. That one is especially long. What is especially long? Okay Describe it in one sentence It attacked me Strong Aggressive *Clang* I can feel your heartbeat He’s really nervous Wang Qiang is almost “done for” Wang Qiang What? Are you doing this on purpose or is it real? You’re acting, right? Acting. Tell me, is it an act? This thing you’re doing is too scary. You can’t play like this. What if someone gets hurt doing this? What if someone gets hurt? Is there an ambulance? Wang Qiang is about to faint. No. Actually, we’re acting. We’re acting. Acting. You’re all the same. Shaking. Alright, fine. Is it real or fake? I feel like he’s about to “pass out.” He’s about to “pass out.” Is there electricity running here? Inside here, it’s very hard. Your description is just “hard.” There’s a shell. There’s a shell. That’s important information. Okay, got it. It’s quite flavorful. It’s quite flavorful. How do you “feel” the flavor? It’s not a taste description. It’s a feeling description. Quite flavorful. Dige I can only say yours is the biggest. Yours is the boss. Grandpa. This is like an ancestor. Before you came, did they ask you what you’re afraid of? They asked me. If I have any physical fears. I said only Xu Zhisheng. It can’t be Xu Zhisheng. Xu Zhisheng is pretending not to be here today. Waiting for me here. Laughing, inside. Brother. Li Dan. Tell me where it is. I’ll go for it all at once. Touch and go. Be careful. Don’t do it all at once. All at once. See, I told you not to do it all at once. Got hurt. See? I told you it would attack you. I couldn’t stop you even if I tried. Why are you in such a hurry? Doesn’t this hurt a little? Bro. Describe it in one word. Painful. Alright, everyone, return to your seats. Tough. What was the last thing Wang Qiang said? Besides being hard, it has a shell. Smelly. It has a shell and smells bad. You didn’t say it. Close enough. She said it has a smell. I said it has a smell. How does he know it’s smelly? A different kind of smell. I don’t think this can be voted out. As soon as he said “smelly,” That one “smelly” could let him survive till the end. What did you say? I said it would attack me. It attacks you? Yeah. I feel like it’s coming after me. It’s coming after you? That can’t be right. It’s alive. No, I don’t… It was just for a moment. I don’t know either. Is it alive or dead? Do you think you’re the undercover? You have to say something different from the others. You’re feeling guilty. You don’t know if it’s alive or dead. You’re wrong. No. You’re wrong. The genius is on the move. Wait a second. It must be him. It’s him. It’s him. Come on. Let’s get ready. Three. No. Two. Wait. One. Please identify. Unanimous vote. Haohao, you can leave now. But do you think you’re the undercover? If you think it’s not, why did you just deliberately say it differently from everyone else? I didn’t. I just… He didn’t say anything different. He really thought it was real. They wanted to mess with him. He really thought they were messing with him. Wait a second. Isn’t he? Or is he? Are you? Yes. Right? Okay. Chen Xinhao is not the undercover. Come on, go back to your seat. I’m completely confused. Even I started to think I was. Isn’t that right? Come back. It can’t be you, right, Qiang? I think it’s possible. Qiang. It’s really not me. You’re pretending over there. Let me say something. This is completely outside information. From a probability perspective, it’s usually not put in the first position. Because if it’s put as the first, and she’s the undercover, it’s hard for her to speak, and she’ll easily be exposed. And it won’t be the last one either. The last one has too much information. So, from a probability standpoint, it’s Wang Qiang. Your probability logic is off. I think it’s you. Yeah, Qiang. It can’t be number four either. Because number four was last round’s… Right? Yeah, it’s him. This reasoning is pretty… No, you need to listen to what I just said. We’re not listening to that stuff. We’re just calculating probabilities. Okay, I also think probability is very effective. Qiang. And you must really love to act. Such a great actor. Such a great actor. He just stands there acting over and over. “Best Actor” Mine is definitely the same as yours. It seems like there’s only one piece. It’s laid flat in that spot. With that one. Laid flat. Just laid flat there. One piece. This one isn’t flat. It’s the kind with curves. It has curves. No, it has curves. It’s flat itself. The curve is on top of it. Right? It’s not me, right? Don’t vote for me. It’s Wang Qiang. Let me tell you, Di. In this game, the more you say, the more mistakes you make. Yeah, the more you say, the more mistakes you make. You really shouldn’t talk too much. Speaking from experience. Let me put it this way. He’s a piece. No, let me put it this way. He said it’s laid flat. He just let it slip. Maybe the crew just bought one and cut it. It’s him. He already let it slip. The crew only bought one. It’s Yang Di. Wait a second. The crew only bought one. They cut it up. Impossible. You can’t cut it. You let it slip. It can be cut. The shell can be cut. No. He figured out what we are. It’s really him. His is laid flat. It’s him, he let it slip. Yang Chaoyue, listen to me. The crew ate the meat. They only left the shell. They divided it into four parts. And put them in four boxes. It’s definitely him. He let it slip. I didn’t let anything slip. Didn’t you just now— —you let it slip. Yang Chaoyue. You’re confusing everyone. It’s you. It’s you. Wait a second. It’s you. We’re all the same. That’s how we are. That’s how it is on top. It’s him. It’s you. It’s him. It’s Yang Di. Yang Di. Yang Di. Can you turn off the machine? I want to hit someone. I want to take it out. No, it really wasn’t me. Stop acting. As soon as I pressed my hand in, I got pricked. That thorn is about the same as your hair. Right? Did you guess what we are? I didn’t guess. I’m telling the truth. Wang Qiang. No one used a knife at all. Yang Chaoyue. It’s Yang Chaoyue. Tingting. Okay, three, two, one. Brother Di. Yang Di. It’s not me It’s you Taking advantage of the confusion You’re even cutting with a knife The game continues The game continues Look Wang Qiang Di, watch his eyes Di Wang Qiang Watch the eyes What did I say wrong? Do you already know what we are? I can only describe my own Such a scary person Eating too much will cause inflammation I know it’s inflammation It can also be used for soup Yes Can’t be used for soup Can it be used for soup? No Can’t be used for soup This one can’t be used for soup Can’t be used for soup This one can How could it be used for soup? It can be used for soup It can’t It can go with chicken Calm down I’m telling you, this game, you guys… If you don’t talk, you’ll win Calm down That’s not right She’s not right Three, two, one It can be used to make soup. Have you ever had this soup? Yes, I have. Then don’t say anything yet. Don’t be anxious. Tingting, do you think she’s the undercover? If I’m not mistaken, it’s Tingting. I think she is. I haven’t had this soup. I haven’t had this soup. Yang Chaoyue. You lost because you know too much. Right? Chaoyue is identifying you now. Do you think you’re the undercover? It can’t be me, right? I think it must be her. Do you think it’s her? I think it’s you. Stop pretending. You’re a good actor too. What’s wrong, are you a coconut? You’re coconut chicken, right? I’m durian. I’m not. You’re coconut chicken. She exposed herself as a coconut. She makes soup. Coconut chicken soup. Wang Qiang, what do you say you are? I’m a coconut. Undercover wins the survival game Congratulations to Wang Qiang for achieving fifteen key performance indicators “Best Actor” Wang Qiang is about to faint Feels like they’re messing with me That can’t be right You can make soup with it You can’t make soup with it The production team only bought one and cut it up You let it slip Yours is totally… His isn’t a coconut either It’s a pineapple That’s a pineapple, man Why is it that only my spike is facing my hand? I really thought it got me for a second. Wang Qiang. Thanks to you saying one more thing, I ended up pointing the finger at you. This game… I didn’t expect there to be so many geniuses. Tian Jiarui. You’re not one of a kind anymore. There are just too many geniuses. Right? It’s not my fault. Yang Chaoyue. What is durian chicken? Yeah, durian chicken soup. Durian stewed chicken. It exists, it really does. It does. It does. I’ve seen it. But I haven’t actually eaten it. Can this segment be called “removing the class flavor”? I’m really “dying” of frustration. Here, Chaoyue. Let me give you a magic tool to “remove the class flavor.” Drink less of that stuff from now on. Durian chicken soup. Let’s drink ours instead. Pineapple apple flavored real fruit drink. High-quality fresh milk. Paired with sweet apple juice. Combined with Xuwen pineapple pieces. It really is quite enjoyable. I announce my key performance indicator for removing “workplace jargon” is the first to be completed. This bite is truly satisfying. The next game we will use our quick wit to get rid of “workplace jargon” Let’s start by rejecting “workplace talk” Each team sends two members to compete. According to the rules, the white words must be used, and black means to inhale. When the first attacker says “stomach,” they randomly point to someone on the other team. The person pointed at must continue with the next line. Then it goes back to the other team. The two lines are repeated in a loop. If someone doesn’t follow the instructions, or the rhythm is off, the other team can attack with water. The team being attacked can use the pot lid on the table to defend. The first team to score five points wins. There will be three rounds in total. Best two out of three wins. The winning team will receive The black rabbit has a black belly. Okay. Even just explaining the rules is difficult. Let alone actually playing. Everyone, let’s practice first. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The members from the Laughing Team going up are Tian Jiarui Zhu Xudan Come on. You can do it! Go for it! The members from the Off-Work Team going up are Hu Xianxu and Zhou Yiran Come on. Come on, friends, please take your seats. Let’s have you take turns saying it first. Starting with Xianxu. Okay. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit is… White. This means you can get splashed. It’s over. I’m definitely going to mess this up. Let’s use rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first. Come on. Rock, paper, scissors. We won. Then Zhu Zhu will start. Okay. Let’s start, and we can go a bit slower. So we can accommodate our friends here for the show promotion. Alright. Start. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. No pointing. No pointing. Splash. Wait, splash? No. If you don’t point, you can splash. When you say “belly,” you have to point at someone. Got it. So that’s how you play, right? Understood. Let’s go. Come on. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White belly is the white rabbit. You got the belly wrong. Still got the belly wrong. Go. Even standing behind, you’re still this wet. I’ll block in front of you. This time, I’ll block in front of you. Alright, let’s go. Come on. Get ready. Yiran, please attack. White rabbit has a white belly. You splash her. You said “black” so loudly. Come on. The white rabbit has a white belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. Okay. Okay. What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Now it’s time for black. Do you have to say it in order? Yes. Learn while playing, everyone. Sorry. The first team to five points wins. Come on. Come on. Come on. Pick up the pace. Who’s afraid of whom? The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit is… Black. You said “black” so loudly. Good thing I reacted in time. Come on. The black rabbit has a black belly. You didn’t point again. You guys started so suddenly. And you didn’t even point at anyone. I don’t even know why. It’s not even intense. I’m already this soaked. Come on. Come on, it’s match point. Tian Jiarui, your turn. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit is white— Rabbit what? Stop with the rabbit. You’re still this slow? Rabbit. Rabbit. Our IQs… …are basically saying goodbye to this game. Seriously. I give up. Sorry. It’s okay. Alright, come on. Our “Off Work Now” team is the first to score five points. We win the first round. We actually won. I can’t even believe it. But you’re soaked. I never expected this game could be played so unenthusiastically. Come on. Second round. Dige and Chaoyue versus Wang Qiang and Tingting. Let’s go. Dige, I’m so scared. It’s okay. Just say one word each time. We’d better say “Black rabbit has a black belly.” Black rabbit has a black belly. Let’s do rock-paper-scissors first. To decide who attacks first. We have to win. Rock, paper, scissors. Okay. We’ll go first. Let’s start. Please begin. Start. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. It’s more intense than yours. Black rabbit has a black belly. Why is it so fast? Such a fast pace. Belly. Black. Splash But to be honest, your group compared to the previous one feels like a completely different game. It’s much more intense. Impressive. What happened? Don’t mind what they say. In your mind, just remember your own word. Black rabbit has a black belly. Start. How did it go again? White rabbit has a white belly. You pointed too early. Why did you point so soon? Come on, Wang Qiang, steady yourself. Start. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit is white rabbit. You’re the rabbit. We’re the black ones. We’re good at being the black ones. It’s their turn to speak. They speak. White rabbit has a white belly. Start. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit has a white belly. Black rabbit has a black belly. White rabbit is white belly The white character has appeared. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. I’m going home. It’s three to three. It’s intense and close again. Come on! Let’s go! The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. Black. Black. That’s it. We prepared so well. I didn’t expect this. Di-ge, they’ve reached match point. It’s match point. Keep going! We’ve held on for so long. Di-ge. Three, two, one. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. It’s over. Grand match point. It’s four to four. Come on. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. Right? Right? Wait a second. Just now it was… I was practicing the white rabbit over there. He gave me a white rabbit. Then our “Off Work Now” team gets five points. We win this round. We won. Best of three. They’ve already won two rounds straight. Hold on, Dan. Kuan hasn’t played yet. How about this— Let’s give this side another chance. Then Haikuan and Jiarui— One-on-one. No, one-on-one won’t work. One-on-one. Don’t do one-on-one. No, that’s not it. We also have someone who hasn’t played yet. Haohao. What, me? Because we still need someone to hold it. Come on, let’s play. Let’s play to three points this round. Then rock-paper-scissors. Let’s go. The white rabbit has a white belly. Cloth Okay, go for it Come on, go ahead Come Three, two, one, start The white rabbit has a white belly Okay What is this thing? Wait a moment I need to fix something This makes it so you can’t hear this This is sneaky I just saw him point at me That’s me Say, bro Come on, three, two, one The white rabbit has a white belly The black rabbit has a black belly The white rabbit has a white belly Haha, what? Over here, haha I think everyone is like this. The white rabbit has a white belly. We’re playing the silent version. You can’t hear this. I don’t know what to do. Let’s turn up the volume a bit. We can’t hear you two at all. Okay. Come on. Ready. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. Wait a second. Why are you picking on me? Is Chen Xinhao doing it right? So, is it… I can barely breathe. I feel like My little brother is about to “pass out.” I’m really about to “pass out.” He’s about to “pass out.” This… This is the tactic. To make you run out of breath. Come on. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit has a black belly. The white rabbit has a white belly. The black rabbit is black. Rabbit. That’s wrong. No, it’s not. It’s really tough for little brother. I’m being honest. I can barely catch my breath. It’s really not easy. You don’t have to inhale so hard. The Off-Work-Now Team They won by a score of three to zero. Congratulations on winning this round. Winning team. You can add some “overtime flavor” to the other team. Add “overtime flavor.” You can pick whatever you want. We don’t mind at all. Give me a brain. Just go ahead. It’s fine, just go ahead. Alright, let’s talk about the key performance indicators. The team will discuss and allocate them among themselves. If all five people choose to split evenly, then each person gets one fifth. If only one person in the team chooses to take it all, that person will get all of the key performance indicators. If two people choose to take it all, the two will split all the key performance indicators. If three people choose to take it all, the two who chose to split will each get one fifth of the key performance indicators. We can split it evenly now, right? Guys, Yes, I think we can. Let me confirm again. It’s this side. Let’s change our slogan. Slogan. Jun’an, Jun’an. Split evenly, split evenly. That doesn’t even rhyme. It’s fine. It’s not important. Jun’an, Jun’an. Three. Two. One. Please raise your cards. You Zhou Yiran Even at the last moment, you said let’s change our slogan. Come on, let’s split it evenly. Her smile is so pure. She smiles Why I won’t believe it anymore. Why For reality’s sake. Do you want to go into that room? Seriously, next round, I’m telling you What’s wrong with going into that room? Actually, if we all split it, we can’t catch up. Let’s make sure brother gets in. Do you guys want to shout a slogan? Split it evenly, split it evenly. We don’t do that fake, useless stuff. Here, we will show you how united our hearts are. Our team spirit What is team spirit? Get ready Let them see what friendship is and what courage is. Ready Three It’s time to show our team spirit. Two One Please reveal your answer boards. Got it! Got it! We got points. If I had known, I would have kept it all for myself. I’m going to ruin your plan. I got it. How embarrassing. Still jumping, keep jumping. Where’s the team spirit? Team spirit! I really can’t do this anymore. I need a bottle of Real Fruit Granules to quickly get rid of the “work vibe.” I’m so mad. Guys, look! What are they doing? Look, everyone! Is that enough, sis? Don’t be nervous, it’s fine now. Let me squeeze it for you. No, the “barrel” can’t even stand up anymore. The stick is drooping down. The stick has fallen over. Your stick… It can’t handle that much weight. It’s already down. We just played a really fun game. While everyone’s pant legs and stuff are all wet, let’s play another “dirty” one. Alright. This game is called A Good Work Partner can help you shake off the “work vibe.” Five people per team Each of the five team members takes turns being the captain The captain must choose from five foam projectiles and designate two seat numbers to be punished this round The other four people will each talk to the captain in turn then sit in the seat they think is safe After everyone has chosen the foam punishment begins The three people who are not punished each receive fifteen key performance indicators The other five friends who are not playing can place a bet on the person they think will not be punished If that person is not punished then you can also receive the same fifteen key performance indicators So, the players for this round are Hu Xianxu Tian Jiarui Dige Haohao Wang Qiang No You’re not treating us like people Just do it like this Alright, everyone get ready Jiarui, come with me Let’s pick two numbers Come on I won’t betray you this time Absolutely I’d rather go to the “little black room” than get sprayed I can give you my points I trust you Alright I trust you Blind pick I’m afraid they’re watching Blind pick You know everything The two on the side You didn’t get any wrong No Genius No Genius Don’t remember it wrong, okay The first teammate will choose No need, let’s do it together Come on I know you picked blindly, right? I didn’t pick blindly I didn’t pick blindly Really didn’t pick blindly Because I need to make sure I won’t get criticized So your safe seat is My safe seat is You… One, four, and five are safe seats Are you serious? You pick What’s up with you? I told you I’ll be the captain later too I know Don’t lie to me I know Otherwise, I’d definitely lie to you too I understand Go ahead Come. Next. Let me tell you all, put your glasses on before you go over. Hold them in your hand. If you go back to get them, you’ll lose your spot. In a moment. What do you think? I’ll be honest with you. Seats 1, 4, and 5 are my safe choices. 1, 4, and 5. You choose. 1, 4, and 5 are your safe seats. Then I’ll trust you this time. I’ll take seat 4 first. Sure, sit. You can sit. Okay. Sit here first. One of them has to be real, right? Bro. Bro, just take seat 5. Trust me. Wait a second. No. Wait. Next. No. Bro, hold on. Just sit in seat 5. Come on. Let’s talk more. You can’t sit in seat 5. Why? Then I’ll take seat 5, okay? Alright. Then I’ll sit in seat 5. If you want seat 5, I’ll take seat 5. Don’t be like this, you guys. I suddenly really want to sit in seat 5. He’s trying to take seat 5 now. I’m not switching anymore. 1, 4, and 5, right? Yeah. Then I… Then I’ll take seat 4. Go swap with Xiao Hu. You choose. You… Bro, let’s switch seats. No. I’m not switching. Bro. Big brother. Let’s switch, I’m begging you. Please, I’m begging you. I definitely won’t leave. He wants my seat. Bro. Bro, he won’t switch with me. What should I do if he won’t switch? Trust me. You switch with him. Trust me. Why did you change your mind again? I’ll give you my points. I don’t want to get flamed. He said he’d give me his points. He said he’d give me his points. I’ll give you my points. This feeling of having power is really nice. I’m going to the “little black room.” You go to the “little black room.” But don’t flame me. But you don’t want to get flamed, right? Yeah. If you do this, Trust me. Go switch with Di-ge. Then I definitely won’t switch. Wang Qiang, how many points do you have? I only have fifteen points. No. You trust me. Go switch with him. Because… Fifteen points. Just by sitting here, I have fifteen points. I want your fifteen points. Then go somewhere else and get beaten. I don’t want to. Di-ge, go sit at two-three. I’ll go sit at two-three. Hurry up. Trust me. Two-three. It’s full. You gave it to him. Aren’t you letting me switch with him? Then you’re going to get flamed. Then let them flame me. Alright, everyone is seated. What does this mean? Wait a moment. Bro, wait a second. Wang Qiang, you don’t want to get roasted, right? I don’t want to get roasted. I can give my points to you guys. Then I suggest you switch. I’ll give you my points. Let’s do it this way then. Alright. So it’s settled. That’s it then. What’s wrong? You chose this yourselves. It has nothing to do with me. Come on. Let’s start with Haikuan. So we’re betting on the one with no issues, right? Who do you think won’t get roasted? I think Di won’t get roasted. Di won’t. One vote for Di. Alright. Then it’s Di. My spot is too popular. Zhou Yiran. Number three. What did you vote for me? Won’t get roasted. Safe. Do you know the move called “entering the game yourself”? Defy fate and win. You have to defy fate and win. Entering the game yourself, you know? A strategist enters the game personally. Can Tian Jiarui trust you? I’ve already entered the game as a strategist. Then three. Number three. I vote for Hu Xianxu. Okay. Get ready. Who will be baptized by the foam cannon? Three Two Tian Jiarui One One There’s one more Oh no What does that mean? It’s blocked Wait a second Is it me? Wait, no It’s you No way You have to make up for this variety show effect Hurry up Let’s cut and do it again Hurry up How miserable am I I went through so much trouble to trick him here Hurry up Wait Right away Di Ge Dobby I’m Dobby My life is so hard My life Come on Three Two One It sprayed on me Di Ge Whose turn is it to be captain? Hu Xianxu. Let Hu Xianxu take revenge first. The main thing is, I don’t want to go up. I also don’t want to take revenge on anyone. Let me go. I don’t want to take revenge on anyone. I’m not that competitive. You go. Come on, Xiao Hu. Please come to my side. Everyone else, put on your headphones. Alright. Right now, I’m just like the song I’m listening to. I’m going all out. Me? Come on, Xiao Hu. Where do you think I should sit? I’m not afraid anyway. Then you sit here. No. You’re still sitting here? I won’t mess with you again. It’s already gotten this bad. You mean I’m not afraid of getting roasted again, right? You won’t get roasted again. It’ll definitely be safe. Then I’ll sit next to you. Let them go “die.” This round, two and three got roasted. I picked two and three. Then let me tell you. Just sit down and settle in. Don’t move anymore. Let them figure it out themselves. That’s fine too. Right? Then I’ll sit next to you. Really? You’re letting me sit here? Go ahead and sit here. Come on. Everyone. The remaining three seats, you guys pick yourselves. Just don’t offend anyone. Right? I’m just being honest. I protected myself and Di. Because I don’t want to get criticized again. On your side, it’s like a lottery. You guys can only draw lots over there. This way of playing is pretty advanced. Yiran, get me a pair of glasses. I don’t dare to get up right now. If I get up, it’s over, I’m telling you. Xianxu. You know, I want to try for something. A safe spot among these three. Can you give us some information? Let the three of us compete. I’m wearing earplugs here. Honestly, I can’t hear anything either. Give us some info. Go back and rest. Go. Let me remind you. The three of them will also be captains later. Yes. You’d better try to get some allies here. You might be able to protect yourself later. No need for allies, bro. After this game is recorded, there are no friends left. Why look for allies? It’s okay. I’m your ally. Alright then. Everyone’s made their choice, right? Yes, we’ve chosen. Okay, how about you all? I choose four. I choose four too. I choose five. Five. Five. Alright. Are you ready, friends? Three. Two. Tian Jiarui holding a mic. One. Clang. One. Clang Wait a moment We really just got blasted Wang Qiang Wang Qiang, the whole person I can’t see anymore Wang Qiang isn’t ready yet I have no other requests Chen Xinhao must be sprayed I don’t have any requests at all I request The other two captains coming up I’m one of them I’ll be the captain Come on, Wang Qiang Just now, Wang Qiang is getting fired up Wang Qiang is ready to be captain Someone needs to please him Hurry up Save one for me Tell me where to sit and I’ll sit there Okay Bro, me too If you don’t want to get sprayed next round You’re the next captain, right? Yes You, me The three of them have already been captain Alright Pick two to be sprayed first These two Yes, these two Are you sure? Remember I remember You sit at one, or three and four. None of them. Okay, then I’ll sit at one. Wang Qiang. I can read lips. Come on. Together? One, three, five. It must be one, three, five. We’ve been found out. Definitely one, three, five. Because it’s easy to remember. Brother, tell me. We agreed on this. I’m sure after me… Which number was I just now? Don’t, Wang Qiang. Wang Qiang. Because you have three safe spots. You must be one, three, five—it’s easy to remember. Is it one, three, five? You sit here. Really? You take this seat. Okay. Wait a second. Why is there only one left? It’s saved for you. I only remember one “spray.” I forgot the other number. This round, you protect me, I’ll protect you. Yes. Think about the three of us. Only the two of us haven’t been captain yet. Right, now we have all the power. You won’t get “sprayed” again. Yeah, you won’t get sprayed. If you protect us two, you won’t get sprayed again. What’s the point of protecting those two? So what if they scold you? Yeah, so what? What can they do anyway? You sit down first. You’re fine. Am I in trouble? You’re fine too. Then it’s just the two of us who are in trouble. If you put it that way, Then the two of us are in trouble. It’s fine. Trust me. Tell them over there it’s fine. We’re both fine too. I really forgot. I only remember one number. I forgot the other number. Let’s switch seats. I’m not switching. Wang Qiang I’ve never been the team leader. Then I can’t switch with you. Have everyone stand up now. Line up again. Tian Jiarui’s spot isn’t needed anymore. What are you thinking? I didn’t even do anything to you. How many points do you have now? I have zero. You don’t have any authority anymore. Do you still want to mess with others? You don’t have the right anymore. You two, leave. What right do you two have to stay? The two of us can still roast you. It doesn’t matter if we roast you now or later. You two sit here. You sit. Where? Sit, sit. I’m sitting here again. Yes, you sit here. Then what about me? That won’t work. Then I’ll sit. No, that’s not it. No, this is just how the seat is. No, let me ask Wang Qiang. Yes. Is the (safe seat) gone? Wang Qiang told me the (safe seat) is gone. There’s one. There’s still one more. You can choose for yourself. But you can’t blame me in the next round. Alright. Is it this one? Yeah, I don’t know which one either. I really forgot. Go check it now. You’re the captain. You go check. Anyway, you can’t blame me in the next round. You can pick whichever you want now. No, you make sure first. You tell me. I’ll fight with them. You fight with him. Only with him. Get up. If this game ends and Chen Xinhao hasn’t been blamed, then I’m really impressive. I won’t record the next episode. It’s okay, we’ll record it next time. Get up for a moment. I’m not getting up. Because you have plenty right now. It’s fine. Di-ge, go away, go on. You still… Aren’t you coming here? I fell asleep, bro. Place your bets. You guys pick the safe one. Pick four. I pick four. Okay. I pick one. Then I’ll pick one too. Pick three. I pick three. No one supports me? Then I’ll pick two. I’ll support Di-ge. I have a lot to share. I’ll support you. Here we go. Three. Two. One. Dige I told you I really I deliberately gave you the spot But he took it It’s not my fault I gave you the spot I got sprayed too Wang Qiang is really too “dumb” He’s the captain and still gets sprayed Look at me, right? You can’t spray me next round I gave it to you but he took it “Get lost” Get as far away as you can Haohao, are you still the captain? You be the captain I still want power I got hit the most Now it’s just Dige and Haohao Do you two want to discuss something? No need? Then Haohao told me The two captains will protect each other I can’t take it anymore Let’s agree on which spot is always safe Okay? Okay How about you take spot three, always safe Okay? No one got it worse than me No one got hit as badly as I did Your whole face has turned pale Pick two to spray, right? Yeah, spray two Okay. Alright, everyone. Come on. Let’s talk one by one. Number one. Di-ge. Hurry up. If you’re any slower, there won’t be any seats left. Alright. Because I still have authority. That’s absolutely not a problem. As for you guys, I don’t know. Is he the captain? I’m the captain for the last round. And you all are just ordinary people. Ordinary people. The feeling of having power. You go to number two. Wang Qiang. No matter where you sit, you’ll get hit. Why? Why does he care what you do? Come on, bro. Brother, I… I’ve taken good care of you, haven’t I? When? Why doesn’t anyone want to ask anything? You tell me. What’s your “being a person” logic this round? Not “being a person.” Not “being a person.” Okay. Pick four. Bet on four. I’m still picking four. Four. I choose Wang Qiang. I pick two. Someone’s still supporting you. Go, Qiang! This ending… Maybe for many of you, it’s unexpected. But it’s already too late. Please protect your shy faces, everyone. Number three is always safe. Three. Two. One. Chen Xinhao. I’m here. I thought you had at least a little conscience. Di-ge, what’s going on? I got hit. You got hit? Di-ge. Is it you? Spray three and five. Okay. Didn’t you already “make a deal” with him? Di, what’s going on? Your authority isn’t that great either. Di’s expression is really scary. I mean, didn’t you already “make a deal” with him? Di is smiling. Di I Understood. Di is so angry he’s laughing. Di didn’t get “roasted” into stupidity, did he? All the “deals” Come, stand by my side. You can only pick two people at most anyway. The two people you dislike the most. Di, why are you looking at me? I’ll “beat” you all. Go interview Xinhao. Why? Chen Xinhao has to “beat” him. Switch out that “gunpowder.” No. I just think the show will be more interesting this way. Di It’ll be interesting. Come on. The last captain, Yang Di. I still have authority. Watch closely and tell me. I’ll fight with them. Mutual protection. I can’t take it anymore. Number three is always safe. I get hit the most. I didn’t end up hitting myself, did I? Two. Are there three safe spots? Just pick two to fight. When he laughed just now, he really scared me. When he does that, he just gives me that “evil grin.” Just go for these two. Okay. This way, they’re fighting each other. Alright. I’ll just pick blindly. I’m not listening to you anymore. No, you have to. You really have to. Then this spot must be safe. Then you sit here. Let Wang Qiang sit. I think you “hate” me too. I don’t want to. Friends from the drama promotion, come over. The three of us. The four of us. You go. What are you promoting? I’m not promoting anything. Just you two promote. Let’s come over here. Come here first. Three, four, five. Hurry up, you guys. Hu Xianxu. I don’t really get your variety show. Honestly, this effect is always so sudden. It just comes out of nowhere. Okay. Then it’s fine. That’s it. That’s all we can do. Think about it. Haohao said he roasted Di-ge for the show’s effect. But what if Di-ge wanted to make our show look good is it possible he would roast himself? Di-ge wouldn’t go that far. What else do I have to do? Impossible. Absolutely impossible. Di-ge shouted “three, four, five” at the last moment. Is it possible he wanted to pull in the person he “hates” the most to sit with him? The person he “hates” the most sitting with him. No way. I’ll give you a chance. Do you want to switch seats with Hu Xianxu? I won’t switch. Okay. That’s it. And I’ll just wear my goggles. That’s it. Come on. We’ll give our promo friend a special privilege at the end. Hu Xianxu, you can request to change seats. I want to switch seats with Di-ge. Like this. With that person, I… I wasn’t polite at all. Why did you turn “evil” at the last moment? Hu Xianxu. No. I just remembered. In the second round, as the team leader, the more I thought about saving you, the angrier I got. Alright, you sit here first. Let me “make a deal” with Tian Jiarui. No, Dige. He traded with you. This is mandatory. Let’s decide with rock-paper-scissors, okay? Leave it to fate. There’s no such thing as fate. What if fate is on your side? My fate is determined by me, not by heaven. What if fate is on your side? My fate is determined by me, not by heaven. Let’s try. I make the call. Let’s try. Is it “demon” or “immortal”? Scissors, rock… No switch. Go ahead, Dige. Alright, then you sit here. You won’t use the trick I used against you, against me, right? I won’t end up hitting myself, will I? Hu Xianxu, are you sure you want to sit here? Yeah, I’ll just do it. No more switching. I’m at peace now. Give me a pair of glasses. No, I don’t dare to get up. Come get it yourself, bro. You pass it to Di. Find someone to bring it over. No. I’m afraid you’ll suddenly start playing agility games with me again. I’m really scared. You guys pick first. I pick five. I pick five too. I pick four. I pick three. Pick two. Are you ready? Final round. Three. Two. One. The feeling of power. Feels great. I’ve turned evil. In the end, it still fell to you. Di-ge You are truly a strategist. You put yourself into the game. Really. You almost defy fate. You almost defy fate. Di-ge, you definitely defy fate. Your place in my heart has now reached the top. A trustworthy person. The only trustworthy person in your production team. I just wanted you three, four, and five but unfortunately, you were a step too slow. I wanted to “take out” those two. In the end, I wanted to “mess with” Tian Jiarui. But somehow, I just couldn’t “get” him. He’s just really annoying. It’s just really frustrating. Am I not miserable enough already? Let’s announce the final results. I think our plan to get rid of the “class vibe” has been quite effective. Now everyone looks energetic. Full of a sweet atmosphere. But the work isn’t over yet. The top three in individual key performance indicators can leave work immediately. The rest will go to the mysterious warehouse. So let’s take a look at the final ranking of key performance indicators. I actually made it into the top three. It’s the worst being stuck in your position. I’m stuck in fourth place. I’m suffering so much. I’ve given up struggling. I think they’re really miserable. I’m willing to give up this spot to one of the people who got criticized. That can only be me. It has to be me. Think about your partner in the play. Is that okay? No, you don’t actually have to give it to me. That’s how it is. Didn’t she just get off work? The two of us, the key is, we’re not just in the top three, we did it cleanly. I really feel a bit bad. You feel bad, right? Do you think I’m pitiful? Do you think I’m pitiful or not? Zhou Yiran. No. When Sister Zhou gets off work, it means I get off work too. The two of us leave together. If either of us gets off work, both have to leave. So if you’re working, it’s like she’s working too. Is that okay? Yes. Alright, let’s do it. Okay. Let’s congratulate Tingting and Haohao for still being in the top three. You can leave work immediately. Thank you, everyone. Great job, everyone. Thank you for your hard work. The bottom seven will have to work overtime. Thanks to our “On Stage Now” crew. We hope everyone pays more attention to “On Stage Now.” May the ratings soar. May the ratings soar. Thank you. May the ratings soar. Thanks a lot. Let’s move straight to the next part. Come on, let’s go. Let’s do it. We’re about to go in. We’re going in soon. Follow our lead. Let’s go. We’re in a real hurry. Come on. Those working overtime, please go this way. This is real overtime. Overtime rules Everyone needs to call and invite a celebrity friend on the spot to record the next episode of “Zhen Guo Li: Smile When I See You” The next recording is on July 12th and 13th We need to work together to invite three celebrity friends The list of celebrities we can invite is on another board Bring the other board It’s over there Only those on the board are allowed You can also call Huang Minghao But he’s at that gala I just asked I asked him He’s at the film festival now Yes, Bing Ge is also at the film festival Huang Minghao should be there too A lot of people are at the film festival today They even set a list for us Let’s sit down If we can work together to invite three celebrity friends, that’s enough Come on Here. Who calls first? Who can get through now? Call Song Yanfei. Song Yanfei can. I’ll call first. Hello? Hi. I’ve already gotten through. You go first. Hello. Hello, Song Yanfei. I’m on speaker. Guess who I am. Zhuzhu. I’m not Zhuzhu. You guessed wrong. You are Zhuzhu. We’re currently recording “Smile When I See You” for Zhen Guo Li. We failed. And our punishment is to invite a celebrity from the ranking list. It’s not a punishment. It’s a reward. That’s a good thing. Wait a second. You failed. Yeah. And then you have to invite someone. You useless thing. Watch your language. Your voice is being recorded right now. Impressive. How did you lose? You’re so fake. Come play next time. Why are you acting like Patty Hou now? Come play next time. July 12th or 13th. July 12th or 13th. Either day is fine. There’s still a month to go. Your schedule shouldn’t be that full. Any day works. We just formed a group recently. Our schedule has actually been pretty busy lately. Let me check my schedule. Have you joined a group? Then why are you sitting here? This is work for me too. So sitting here means you’re just hanging around? What’s wrong? Song Yanfei. Di-ge. Come over and join us. Twelve, thirteen. Twelve, thirteen. I can. Actually, I missed it last time. Will Di-ge be there? He’ll definitely be there. He’s a regular. That’s great. We can meet again. There’s some collaboration now. I can’t say too much. Then I want to join. Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright. Bye. That’s it. That’s one. That’s great. I’ll call He Landou. Hello, He Landou. Here’s the situation. We’re recording “Smile When I See You” for Zhenguoli. We need to invite artists. To come record “Smile When I See You” for Zhenguoli. As long as they’re willing, that’s enough. Willingness. Willingness. Then they can come, even if it’s just for show. Just pretend to come. This is on speakerphone. He Landou I’m Yang Di Brother Di Are you willing to come? I’m willing to come. I’m very willing to come. Alright, you’re welcome to come then. Okay. We’ll pick another person for you to come with. Is that okay? Alright. Then you all and— Let me see. Zhang Jie She likes Zhang Jie. Likes Zhang Jie. Brother Jie How about Brother Zhang Jie comes with you? She’s about to scream. What? Is Brother Jie coming? Yes. We need to call him. Then he’ll reject me. Just making the call is one thing, and rejecting is another, right? You want to reject it? (Laughs) No problem. I’ll set aside the vacation time right now. Okay. Thank you. Both of you. Bye. Bye. All the best. Bye. There’s one person left. I’ll make a call. Who are you calling? I’m calling Esther Yu. Esther Yu is fine. Okay, that’s good. Xinxin I’m on speaker, sis. Xinxinzi Guess who I am. Yang Chaoyue Impressive! What about me? Who am I? You’re Yang Di. You can still tell with my voice like this? Xinxin, guess who I am. Zhu Xudan Did you do some background research? Okay, invited. Hurry, Jiarui, invite them. Alright, let’s stop messing around. Xinxin We’re currently recording “Smile When I See You” for Zhenguoli. So let’s invite our friends to join us. Then take a look and see if you’re interested. Am I your regular online variety show guest? So when you call, it’s always Esther Yu, right? Last time I was there last time too. I witness it every time. Your little schemes I’ve figured them all out Just agree to it Right I can’t agree so quickly What reward or gift will you give me? Whoever calls you You should make a request to them He should be able to fulfill it Tian Jiarui can be here now Any talent is fine You can make him perform We’ll watch from here That’s not part of it I know Then have him perform a song for me Singing is fine Singing is fine Can you sing? I can dance Okay Love you all My good friends Alright Bye Bye Thank you Bye You mean perform a song, right? Next one. You didn’t promote the song either. It’s an offline matter. Hurry up. Promote the song offline. It’s an offline matter. Di-ge. Actually, we’ve already invited three people. But we can invite more. Yeah, call again. Call the friends you’ve talked to again. I’ll call Sister Du Hua now. That’s great. I saw Sister Du Hua’s name. So am I off work now? You’re off work. Wait for us. No, it’s not that we won’t wait for you. Then I’ll go first. I’ll go take care of it first. You have the same thing as me. But I’m slow, you know? I’m slow. I’m going to wash my hair. He doesn’t need to wash. You mean he can just go like this? Am I ruthless or not? I’ll just sit here and watch “Singer 2025.” None of us three will do it. The three of us will just go like this. Hello, everyone. I’m Yang Di. This is so entertaining. I’ll call Sister Du Hua. Sister Du Hua. We’re recording “Smile When I See You” for Zhen Guo Li. We need to call friends in the industry. But… Here you are. Hello, Sister Du Hua. Hello, Sister Du Hua. We’re recording a show right now. Just letting you know first. Let’s add each other on WeChat. Yes. Just in this moment. Quick. I was just thinking about it. I’ll scan your code. Teachers, let’s add each other on WeChat. You scan me, I scan you. Then you scan me. We’re recording now. What show are you recording? It’s “Zhen Guo Li: Smile When I See You,” you know that. “Zhen Guo Li: Smile When I See You.” Yes. Xin Hao is here. I’ll scan. I won’t show my code then. Come on. Come, let’s do it together. Chaoyue, let me scan you guys. We don’t have it? I don’t have it. You guys are too much. Xin Hao isn’t here right now. I thought you had kidnapped Xin Hao. Xin Hao isn’t here right now. Because he beat us in this round. Aren’t you going to tell your brother? Do you know how outrageous you were today? Sis, seriously. Chen Xin Hao, you need to pay attention. You need to manage things properly. You got all of us into trouble. And you even mocked us. If you knew what we look like right now when we’re calling you, you’d know how ruthless he is. It’s crazy. We’ll take a selfie and send it to you right away. Our look right now is unbearable. Take one for Sister Du Hua. Come on. Sister Du Hua July 12th and 13th Come to see you Zhen Guo Li’s “Smile When I See You” wants you to record Yes Okay I’m willing As soon as you give the word, I’ll go See, Sister Du Hua That’s great Alright Thank you, Sister Du Hua Okay Okay Thank you Bye Bye Bye Congratulations, everyone, on completing the invitation You may get off work now Thank you Thanks for your hard work, everyone I heard someone from higher up is coming. It’s mid-year. Our leaders have to come inspect. Give them a strict evaluation. The three of us are here to provide guidance. There’s quite a lot of data collection. You still need to manage the shop well. Are these people you sent? Mid-year awards. Headquarters sent a few of us here. To assess your business performance. This must be right beside me. This lemon flavor is too strong. Wait a moment. Chaoyue. That’s not me, stop “framing” me. What are you two thinking over there? It’s Dige. You have more votes than Zhuzhu, Dige. I want to resign. Give me a Zhuzhu and a newly rising Chaoyue. There will be a key change soon. I really want to swat that mosquito to death. Hello, AI teacher. Is our song good? It’s terribly awful. The lyrics are a mess and make no sense. Do you like this song? Not at all. What do you think of Tian Jiarui’s rap? The lyrics are not very good. There’s not much depth. The words are pretty ordinary too. That’s too harsh. Which one do you want to pick from these four? I really trust his character. This is my younger brother. We’ve known each other since 2022. Zhisheng, tell me where I should sit first. You sit in seat number three. Okay. Wherever Shengzi tells me to sit, I’ll sit. The regulars on this show can’t all be people with bad character. What do you think the show’s team used to select us? You still need to go to the post-production editing department. Who will actually get their approval and affection? Brother, hurry up and fill it in. You’ll probably pick me, right? Follow your heart.